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File: Caseoh.png (69 KB, 361x233) >There goes my motivation >Go home and go to bed >Sobbing CaseOh for the love of God retire Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)05:24:50 No.919108242 >Be Me >6'1, 280 lbs >Been trying to get in shape recently >I've lost almost 20 pounds so far >Be biking down local trail >Pass by park with a couple of kids, 10-14 >One girl yells out "Look it's CaseOh!" >All the kids join the chorus >"It's CaseOh! It's CaseOh!" CaseOh, if you're reading this, please retire, I'd rather just be called a lardass or fat. I don't know why but being called Case Oh hurts so much more

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous X VAPORLAX SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine Ne is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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File: filename.png (111 KB, 450x299) Anonymous (ID: /f11uqVI) | 05/30/24(Thu)09:48:41 No.20413352 >>20413377 >be murica smoothbrain >hear in school that "our ancestors came from Europe" >"Man I kind of wanna visit this country now" >go to airpost and as for 1 ticket to Europe >clerk looks confused and asks you to be more specific >"oh just the most popular region" >visit a random European country forgetting the name of it on the way. >Have bad experience >come home and make TikTok >"Europe is a f------ culture shock of a country, you have to pay to go to the bathroom" >get mocked by the rest of the world again.

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: Anonymous New development Anonymous Women are wired 20 KB JPG 05/26/24(Sun)22:13:26 No.77624052 05/04/24(Sat)16:23:43 No.77371295 I generally treat people nicely and smile in their faces, which attracts women into wanting to talk to me for some damn reason. In the beginning of this semester one girl lashed into me because of this and just started using me as her therapist by telling me about literally everything in her life and some of her secrets, I got annoyed from her and I flipped on her two months ago because she kept following me and annoying way to much. Two weeks ago her girl friends came to me secretly and asked me to talk to her again because she has been skipping lectures and refuse to talk to anyone after I ghosted her. IMG_20240505_202451.jpg 386 KB JPG >be me >Op for pic rel >It's been two months since I ghosted her and her skipping every lecture >We're starting our final exams this week >Decided to see how her reaction would be if I tried to talk to her >Last Monday I casually asked her how she's doing with revising and if she's ready for the exams >She talks to me again like normal without mentioning anything >Suddenly she came to uni on Tuesday >Her venting cycle repeats and things returned to their previous state This was a very teachable experience for me, I think women have this sort of addiction to venting and opening up to someone in their lives, like I was expecting her to ghost me back but know she just started to behave like usual which was unexpected even from her female friends.

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1h (05/29/24 16:35) 77663003 - 7 Re - 0 Img • JPG 187KB (1920 × 1067) polar_GettyImages-483585503.jpg 1 Reply >inherit $4m >buy freight boat >hire several hunters >go to artic circle >tranq some polar bears >put them on boat >breed about a dozen of them >cruise to Antarctica >release the bears around native penguin population >penguins suck at running, have never seen a bear >antarctic polar bear population explodes >scientists baffled Would this work?

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Nadir 296 KB JPG Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)14:34:17 No.262172203 >Be me >Find cool new anime >Starting to get into it >OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF FAN SERVICE >Why can't I find someone interesting that isn't made for degenerates 01/23/24(Tue)14:46:59 No.262172705 >get into medium known for having lots of fanservice >complain when it has fanservice

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well 07/07/21(Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys

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Anonymous 47 KB JPG 07/02/22(Sat) 14:25:11 No.67425733 >spiders and spider webs on the home gym weights again should i just get a gym membership? Anonymous >>67428128 # 07/02/22(Sat) 14:26:34 No.67425751 Anonymous 43 KB JPG 07/02/22(Sat)14:32:52 No.67425828 >creak open the door to my home gym >cobwebs on the weights >bats flying around >organ music blasting on my speakers yup... it's lifting time >>67426657 # >>67427373 # >>67430065 # >>67430397 #

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