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File: filename.png (111 KB, 450x299) Anonymous (ID: /f11uqVI) | 05/30/24(Thu)09:48:41 No.20413352 >>20413377 >be murica smoothbrain >hear in school that "our ancestors came from Europe" >"Man I kind of wanna visit this country now" >go to airpost and as for 1 ticket to Europe >clerk looks confused and asks you to be more specific >"oh just the most popular region" >visit a random European country forgetting the name of it on the way. >Have bad experience >come home and make TikTok >"Europe is a f------ culture shock of a country, you have to pay to go to the bathroom" >get mocked by the rest of the world again.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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1h (05/29/24 16:35) 77663003 - 7 Re - 0 Img • JPG 187KB (1920 × 1067) polar_GettyImages-483585503.jpg 1 Reply >inherit $4m >buy freight boat >hire several hunters >go to artic circle >tranq some polar bears >put them on boat >breed about a dozen of them >cruise to Antarctica >release the bears around native penguin population >penguins suck at running, have never seen a bear >antarctic polar bear population explodes >scientists baffled Would this work?

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Nadir 296 KB JPG Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)14:34:17 No.262172203 >Be me >Find cool new anime >Starting to get into it >OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF FAN SERVICE >Why can't I find someone interesting that isn't made for degenerates 01/23/24(Tue)14:46:59 No.262172705 >get into medium known for having lots of fanservice >complain when it has fanservice

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG kept it) >eating well 07/07/21(Wed)15:40:40 No.64474134 >brush teeth twice a day (from brushing once a month) >cold shower daily (used to shower once a month if that) >day 5 of nofap >keeping room tidy (almost got kicked out because of how dirty i >job interview in an hour 30 im crawling out, boys

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Anonymous 39 KB JPG 2 Replies 1 Image Anonymous 123 KB PNG 05/29/24(Wed)16:05:57 No.77656460 >listening to JOI video >"I want you to firmly grasp it" View Thread 05/29/24(Wed)16:12:11 No.77656487 >listening to JOI video >they don't do a countdown

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Anonymous Narushio @Narushioww 05/29/24(Wed)11:00:53 No.677955573 Scar design was changed due to CN backlash (Please speak about this issue, as on the GL side, CN's complaints are "NOT" GL's problems) I hope the Wuthering Waves Gobal Teams understand and give different patch for GL and for CN #wutheringwaves #wuwa # #Rovers 90 KB JPG >genshin censors female character designs >"just go watch p--- incel" >"haha incel angry" >"incels are sooo mad that the women look realistic" >"there doesn't need to be a different global and cn version chud" >kurogames censors wuthering waves twink >"Noooo you can't censor my heckin husbandoeeeee" >"noooo dont listen to incels nooo" >"I can't stand this anymore wahhhh" >"please release a different version for global and cn pleaseeeee" How do these people function?

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Anonymous 47 KB JPG 07/02/22(Sat) 14:25:11 No.67425733 >spiders and spider webs on the home gym weights again should i just get a gym membership? Anonymous >>67428128 # 07/02/22(Sat) 14:26:34 No.67425751 Anonymous 43 KB JPG 07/02/22(Sat)14:32:52 No.67425828 >creak open the door to my home gym >cobwebs on the weights >bats flying around >organ music blasting on my speakers yup... it's lifting time >>67426657 # >>67427373 # >>67430065 # >>67430397 #

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Anonymous 324 KB JPG 05/29/24(Wed)08:56:54 No.38016587 >NOOOOO THATS THE WRONG HOLE. YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR ALL OF ETERNITY.

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