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Anonymous Narushio @Narushioww 05/29/24(Wed)11:00:53 No.677955573 Scar design was changed due to CN backlash (Please speak about this issue, as on the GL side, CN's complaints are "NOT" GL's problems) I hope the Wuthering Waves Gobal Teams understand and give different patch for GL and for CN #wutheringwaves #wuwa # #Rovers 90 KB JPG >genshin censors female character designs >"just go watch p--- incel" >"haha incel angry" >"incels are sooo mad that the women look realistic" >"there doesn't need to be a different global and cn version chud" >kurogames censors wuthering waves twink >"Noooo you can't censor my heckin husbandoeeeee" >"noooo dont listen to incels nooo" >"I can't stand this anymore wahhhh" >"please release a different version for global and cn pleaseeeee" How do these people function?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous >wake up >turn on PC >brush my teeth >make a coffee >load up genshin >do genshin dailies 12/18/23(Mon)04:57:14 No.458312961 >do blue archive dailies >do princess connect dailies >do star rail dailies >do grubble dailies >take a break with apex legends dailies >do reverse 1999 dailies >do neural cloud dailies >do girls frontline dailies >do arknights dailies >do more stuff in grubble >make another coffee >have a light lunch >play classic wow for 8 hours >do more stuff in genshin >do stuff in star rail >eat dinner >masturbate >go to bed I hate my life.

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: Anonymous 59 KB JPG >be me 04/20/24(Sat) 18:29:00 No.77202599 >hangs out with this girl for a bit >we become extremely close friends >everytime we talk and hang out we get closer >we start saying "I love you" and "I love you too" to eachother >she then tells me if we can be in a relationship >at the time i was unsure >last time we hanged out (about a week ago) we got really touchy and physical >we start messaging eachother about kissing eachother >we start calling eachother babe and baby >I then feel confident in telling her that we should date >me: "Hey, should we start dating?" >her: "HUH?!?!?!?!?!" >(mind you this is after a long session of flirty text to eachother, most of them was her saying how much she loves me and how much she wants to kiss me and stuff, with no irony at all) w-- bros

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A A 355 KB JPG ANGUNA >be me in middle school >Playing minish cap on my android tablet >During apple vs Android debate I bring up the fact that you can sideload and emulate on Android >Get called a f------ nerd by everyone >Be me today >Scrolling socials >"New emulator hits apple app store" >1000s of apple fans jerking it off >Literally have had all of these emulators on the play store downloaded since the day I got my pixel 3 >White women freaking out about how they can play Pokemon on their phone The whole "android did it first" thing is so real and Apple consumers are actual NPCs for this s--- Anonymous >>917141684 (OP) # Lol nerd 04/19/24(Fri)13:32:02 No.917141704

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1h (05/28/24 15:40) · 77652265-7 Re⚫ 1 Img JPG 42KB (480x360) hqdefault (5).jpg 2 Replies EAR >yeah bro, just climb into a 400 pound steel casket that's moving at high speeds everyday and hope you never get killed from all the other, generally unpredicitable 400 pound steel caskets that are moving at the same, if not higher speeds. >Pray you never make a slipup while moving at 50 miles an hour surrounded by 400 pound steel caskets, or any of the rest of them do I know I'm a NEET and all, but what the f---?

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File: Nikola Tesla.jpg (453 KB, 940x1260) ☐ Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)23:55:40 No.77652406 ► >Be me, immigrant to the US > Dream of changing the world with electricity > Kind of an ass, but a lot of people think I'm smart > Work for up and coming company > Make a deal for my pay > Accept nothing at first, but if my inventions work get big payout > Get to work > Years pass > Inventions work, company gets crazy rich > Go to collect my pay > Get told to f--- off > Issue goes to court > Court throws out contact > Everyone laughs at me > Be elon musk, pic unrel > Still not been paid

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Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)16:25:55 No.4808958 File: cover2-2874658065.jpg (69 KB, 1600x900) >>4808853 (OP) >omg Harambe 100 >so funnuy and relatable can i get an F in the chat!! >bro society ended with his death and now we are in an alternate dimensional time divergence loop!!!! >bro why aren't you laughing? It's Harambe!!!!!!!! >thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!!!! Anyone that gives a s--- about this ape is braindead, or worse, a redditor. Pavlov would be proud of you OP

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Anonymous Narushio @Narushioww 05/29/24(Wed)11:00:53 No.677955573 Scar design was changed due to CN backlash (Please speak about this issue, as on the GL side, CN's complaints are "NOT" GL's problems) I hope the Wuthering Waves Gobal Teams understand and give different patch for GL and for CN #wutheringwaves #wuwa # #Rovers 90 KB JPG >genshin censors female character designs >"just go watch p--- incel" >"haha incel angry" >"incels are sooo mad that the women look realistic" >"there doesn't need to be a different global and cn version chud" >kurogames censors wuthering waves twink >"Noooo you can't censor my heckin husbandoeeeee" >"noooo dont listen to incels nooo" >"I can't stand this anymore wahhhh" >"please release a different version for global and cn pleaseeeee" How do these people function?

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