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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 59 KB JPG >be me 04/20/24(Sat) 18:29:00 No.77202599 >hangs out with this girl for a bit >we become extremely close friends >everytime we talk and hang out we get closer >we start saying "I love you" and "I love you too" to eachother >she then tells me if we can be in a relationship >at the time i was unsure >last time we hanged out (about a week ago) we got really touchy and physical >we start messaging eachother about kissing eachother >we start calling eachother babe and baby >I then feel confident in telling her that we should date >me: "Hey, should we start dating?" >her: "HUH?!?!?!?!?!" >(mind you this is after a long session of flirty text to eachother, most of them was her saying how much she loves me and how much she wants to kiss me and stuff, with no irony at all) w-- bros

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Anon is a salty nerd | /r/Greentext

A A 355 KB JPG ANGUNA >be me in middle school >Playing minish cap on my android tablet >During apple vs Android debate I bring up the fact that you can sideload and emulate on Android >Get called a f------ nerd by everyone >Be me today >Scrolling socials >"New emulator hits apple app store" >1000s of apple fans jerking it off >Literally have had all of these emulators on the play store downloaded since the day I got my pixel 3 >White women freaking out about how they can play Pokemon on their phone The whole "android did it first" thing is so real and Apple consumers are actual NPCs for this s--- Anonymous >>917141684 (OP) # Lol nerd 04/19/24(Fri)13:32:02 No.917141704

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1h (05/28/24 15:40) · 77652265-7 Re⚫ 1 Img JPG 42KB (480x360) hqdefault (5).jpg 2 Replies EAR >yeah bro, just climb into a 400 pound steel casket that's moving at high speeds everyday and hope you never get killed from all the other, generally unpredicitable 400 pound steel caskets that are moving at the same, if not higher speeds. >Pray you never make a slipup while moving at 50 miles an hour surrounded by 400 pound steel caskets, or any of the rest of them do I know I'm a NEET and all, but what the f---?

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Anon doesn't understand American humor | /r/Greentext

File: Nikola Tesla.jpg (453 KB, 940x1260) ☐ Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)23:55:40 No.77652406 ► >Be me, immigrant to the US > Dream of changing the world with electricity > Kind of an ass, but a lot of people think I'm smart > Work for up and coming company > Make a deal for my pay > Accept nothing at first, but if my inventions work get big payout > Get to work > Years pass > Inventions work, company gets crazy rich > Go to collect my pay > Get told to f--- off > Issue goes to court > Court throws out contact > Everyone laughs at me > Be elon musk, pic unrel > Still not been paid

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Anon hates Harambe and Reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)16:25:55 No.4808958 File: cover2-2874658065.jpg (69 KB, 1600x900) >>4808853 (OP) >omg Harambe 100 >so funnuy and relatable can i get an F in the chat!! >bro society ended with his death and now we are in an alternate dimensional time divergence loop!!!! >bro why aren't you laughing? It's Harambe!!!!!!!! >thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!!!! Anyone that gives a s--- about this ape is braindead, or worse, a redditor. Pavlov would be proud of you OP

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Anon isn't into media literacy | /r/Greentext

MEDIA LITERACY Nazis (bad) Brown people (good), - Doing a space racism - Doing a propaganda - Doing a militarism Being ugly and disgusting (wholesome) -Doing an anti- colonialism Doing communism Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)07:46:21 No. 16678457 >>16678458 >>16678633 >>16678641 >>16678667 >>16678756 >>16678772 >>16678845 >>16678861 Why is every conflict viewed through the lense of victim and oppressor? Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)07:47:00 No. 16678458 >>16678462 >>16678457 (OP) Marxism

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Checks the news >Nothing is getting better Why do I do this every day? ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/28/24(Tue)15:19:51 No.77650046 157 KB PNG

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Anonymous 77 KB JPG 05/27/22(Fri)12:54:58 No.878972831 hey b my dad just died yesterday and I really need to tell you who he was, what kind of man he was and why I am the luckiest man ever to have had him >be me >7 year old, happy kid >in school in 2nd grade, brother in 4th and sister in Kindergarten >getting out of school and looking for mom, see dad standing at the curb instead >f------ t---, dad is always at work, this is a Wednesday >asks my brother where he wants to go, Shawn says ICE CREAM M------------ >we get ice cream >asks me where I want to go >I saw the park >go to the park for a couple hours >asks my sister where she wants to go. We coached her at the park and she says "PIZZA" at our local place >get pizza, all of us freaking out, it's past 8 by this time >after dinner takes us to get ice cream AGAIN >we get home, he puts us right to bed, tucks us in and when we asked where mommy is he said "She's not here kiddo, go to sleep" >wake up next day at 10, we all freaking panic, missed school >dad sits us down, tells us the bad news. Mom won't be coming home. Mom is dead. In my teens find out suicide. >world is ruined that man, that man. he found out the woman he had been with since he was 17 years old killed herself, took an hour to grieve and then picked us all up from school and gave us one last day of happiness, one last great memory before everything changed. That's the kind of guy Mike was. And I miss Mike. hug your dad

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Anon finds a headless body | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 762 KB JPG Anonymous 03/20/24(Wed)19:47:28 No.76852788 >Be me >In the woods, touching grass >Come across picrel W-- >Its a headless anime figurine? What did they mean by this? 03/20/24(Wed)20:06:53 No.76852928 The woods are haunted Anonymous >>76852788 (OP) # 03/20/24(Wed)21:10:46 No.76853553 you are cursed anon. you have but a few days to figure it out : Anonymous >>76852788 (OP) # Bocchi no... 03/20/24(Wed)21:12:01 No.76853567 >>76853619 #

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Anonymous (ID: b5M01A0A 309 KB JPG 05/28/24(Tue)21:30:19 No.469390197 >imagine being discriminated in your own country because your are not brown, gay, a pink-haired landwhale or a troon

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)00:47:01 No.69362897 Why don't you: >shave that body >get laser hair removal >throw out all your male underwear and replace them with cute panties >invest in stuff like nail polish, makeup and girls clothes >diet to become close to underweight BMI You can become such a cute boy if you did all of these steps anon Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)00:48:54 No.69362918 Sounds like a lot of effort to get disowned

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