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File: Screenshot 2022-04-05 6.1(...).png (89 KB, 343x274) O Anonymous 04/05/22(Tue)18:18:28 No.875768159 > Be me > General Practitioner > 1/4th of my clientele are degenerates informing me of their disgusting habits and fetishes, asking what the consequentiality is of these activities are on their overall health > One guy is really into buttstuff, asks me if he can eat s--- and get an STD, or if it only matters if it's a product of penetrative sex; asks me about butt anatomy to get the best orgasm, asks me if his sexual acts are too much for his butthole to handle, asks my opinion on the best a--- sex toys. > Another guy calls me up like 3 times a week asking me if it's safe to smoke or inhale chemicals and OC drugs; Tylenol, Advil, foot fungus spray, the various chemical by-products he finds in his line of work, always tell him the same speel, "I would recommend against it, strongly." I f------ hate my job.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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