Anon sees the future | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)22:39:42 No.38017353 4NE NEURALINK 172 KB PNG >Neuralink becomes safe (enough) for widespread use. >Soon enough those who don't have it are unable to work most non-minimum wage jobs because they're suddenly competing with applicants that can work at insanely boosted levels of productivity due to Neuralink. >At the same time, governments across the world use the opportunity to install backchannels / flat out buy the psychic information of their citizens obtained by Neuralink. >Citizens with dissident ideas/agendas are suddenly prosecuted for literal thought times as governments fabricate evidence to get them put in perma-reeducation camps. >Anyone who complains about this is a "Communist" who wants to go back to the slow-paced world before everyone could think nearly as fast as computers. There's the future. Thanks, Musk. : Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)22:45:06 No.38017375 000 00 +

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (904px x 1692px)

File size: 383 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,685 Images

More:

Anon fake it, but didn't make it. (https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786452329692/) | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0601.jpg (57 KB, 736x736) Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:12:27 No.77665560 >>77665579 >>77665587 I made it, bros. I finally did. WAGMI. Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:14:11 No.77665569 >I'm a normalfag bros! I'M A NORMALFAG! Good for you? Nobody gives a s---. Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:15:10 No.77665579 >>77665637 >>77665560 (OP) Good for you, now please, kindly leave Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:16:08 No.77665587 Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:18:14 No.77665597 >>77665560 (OP) Hey man, I'm proud of you. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/465770786452329692/ >>77665645 LMFAOO all the n----- malding cus they know they neva pullin a bitch Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:22:32 No.77665637 >>77665579 this. this board is no longer for you, kindle remove yourself from the premises Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)02:23:44 No.77665645 >>77665597 You're a white virgin, typing like a hoodrat doesn't fool anyone.

Pin

Anon doesn't like the Breakfast Club | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/24(Tue)07:33:17 No. 199571068 2dd3d80cdc7110c9fc5b3442913ca973.jpg 37 KB JPG >le weird goth girl is actually a LARPing normalfag who hooks up with the jock >the rich stacy girl makes the poor thug think he has any kind of chance with her >the nerd gets nothing, misses out on teenage love and becomes an overworked salaryman who dies young and unmarried This movie was blackpilling propaganda.

Pin

What did anon do wrong? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous STOP FEARTS FO YOR PR 898 KB PNG 05/29/24(Wed)20:50:59 No.77663683 >Be me, sperg f--. About to cross street corner with stop sign. >See a car approach too. >Dont like crossing the street and making the car wait. >Signal to the car they can go ahead. >Some fat she-boon is driving >Her windows are down, so I hear her start to complain. >Something about how the stop sign means I have right-of-way. >Pretend to ignore her and keep signaling her. >She finally drives off while flipping me off and yelling something incoherent. What did I do wrong?

Pin

Anon can't take the hint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 hours ago 4 REPLIES missed opportunities 77667199 you know those moments that go through your head a lot >be me in college 2 years ago >get assigned with a qt redhead for a project >way too pretty for me so i remove all romantic thoughts >we get along pretty well, good chemistry when working together >we end up getting the highest grade >discussing the semester when she says she broke up with her bf >asked if i have girlfriend >mentions that she doesnt need to use condoms because she has an iud >tell her that sounds nice >i switch the topic >later hear from a classmate that she was into me

Pin

Anon gets assaulted | /r/Greentext

ile: Screenshot_2024-05-30_15-10-52.png (56 KB, 205x295) Is western europe just insane? Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)15:18:13 No.77667914 >be me >go to england for 3 months this summer >way more automation and technology >go to shop to buy me a pop >indian guy behind the till locks his eyes on me >feeluncomfortable.jpeg >go up to counter and say hello Good evening saar, is that all saar >i say yes and hand him 5 quid to pay for my groceries >he grabs me by the wrist and lifts me up into the air before slamming my body on the counter in front of him >I quickly regain myself and sweep kick him before getting up >he grunts and tries to rise to his feet >with my unmatched speed I quickly put him in an ankle hold >it was over >he chuckled I didnt know you were so stroong saar >i tell him that he can be as strong as me one day if he works hard >he thanks me and I hand him the 5 pounds >Go home and eat make some curry Is this a common occurence bros? Ive never seen this happen in estonia

Pin

CaseOh Brainrot | /r/Greentext

File: Caseoh.png (69 KB, 361x233) >There goes my motivation >Go home and go to bed >Sobbing CaseOh for the love of God retire Anonymous 05/30/24(Thu)05:24:50 No.919108242 >Be Me >6'1, 280 lbs >Been trying to get in shape recently >I've lost almost 20 pounds so far >Be biking down local trail >Pass by park with a couple of kids, 10-14 >One girl yells out "Look it's CaseOh!" >All the kids join the chorus >"It's CaseOh! It's CaseOh!" CaseOh, if you're reading this, please retire, I'd rather just be called a lardass or fat. I don't know why but being called Case Oh hurts so much more

Pin

Anon’s classmate has tourettes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 186 KB JPG >C--- CARROT >CARROT C--- 05/29/24(Wed)17:24:45 No.31343586 There is a guy in my class at school who has tourettes. He is a little crazy, its only understandable with his condition, but deep down he is a nice guy and we all treat him with respect. >I'LL F--- YOU IN YOUR CARROT >DIRTY CARROT >CARROT YOU IN THE C--- He usually switches the word carrot from a noun to a verb. We havent seen him in a while though as he was caught fingering a girl from kindergarden and he was arrested and placed in secure housing.

Pin

Truly chaotic good

Anonymous X VAPORLAX SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine Ne is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

Pin

They are so fucking jealous of America | /r/Greentext

File: filename.png (111 KB, 450x299) Anonymous (ID: /f11uqVI) | 05/30/24(Thu)09:48:41 No.20413352 >>20413377 >be murica smoothbrain >hear in school that "our ancestors came from Europe" >"Man I kind of wanna visit this country now" >go to airpost and as for 1 ticket to Europe >clerk looks confused and asks you to be more specific >"oh just the most popular region" >visit a random European country forgetting the name of it on the way. >Have bad experience >come home and make TikTok >"Europe is a f------ culture shock of a country, you have to pay to go to the bathroom" >get mocked by the rest of the world again.

Pin

Support Column | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous New development Anonymous Women are wired 20 KB JPG 05/26/24(Sun)22:13:26 No.77624052 05/04/24(Sat)16:23:43 No.77371295 I generally treat people nicely and smile in their faces, which attracts women into wanting to talk to me for some damn reason. In the beginning of this semester one girl lashed into me because of this and just started using me as her therapist by telling me about literally everything in her life and some of her secrets, I got annoyed from her and I flipped on her two months ago because she kept following me and annoying way to much. Two weeks ago her girl friends came to me secretly and asked me to talk to her again because she has been skipping lectures and refuse to talk to anyone after I ghosted her. IMG_20240505_202451.jpg 386 KB JPG >be me >Op for pic rel >It's been two months since I ghosted her and her skipping every lecture >We're starting our final exams this week >Decided to see how her reaction would be if I tried to talk to her >Last Monday I casually asked her how she's doing with revising and if she's ready for the exams >She talks to me again like normal without mentioning anything >Suddenly she came to uni on Tuesday >Her venting cycle repeats and things returned to their previous state This was a very teachable experience for me, I think women have this sort of addiction to venting and opening up to someone in their lives, like I was expecting her to ghost me back but know she just started to behave like usual which was unexpected even from her female friends.

Pin

Anon becomes a conservation scientist | /r/Greentext

1h (05/29/24 16:35) 77663003 - 7 Re - 0 Img • JPG 187KB (1920 × 1067) polar_GettyImages-483585503.jpg 1 Reply >inherit $4m >buy freight boat >hire several hunters >go to artic circle >tranq some polar bears >put them on boat >breed about a dozen of them >cruise to Antarctica >release the bears around native penguin population >penguins suck at running, have never seen a bear >antarctic polar bear population explodes >scientists baffled Would this work?

Pin

Anon sums up an entire genre of individual | /r/Greentext

Nadir 296 KB JPG Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)14:34:17 No.262172203 >Be me >Find cool new anime >Starting to get into it >OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF FAN SERVICE >Why can't I find someone interesting that isn't made for degenerates 01/23/24(Tue)14:46:59 No.262172705 >get into medium known for having lots of fanservice >complain when it has fanservice

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes