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columbo-main-NEW.jpg, 46KiB, 678x381 Anonymous Mon 14 Mar 2022 06:49:18 No.235280986 Quoted By: >>235281416 >>235281609 >>235281651 >>235281692 >>235281975 >>235283059 >>235283237 >>235283618 >>235283701 >>235283866 >>235286062 >>235287307 >>235287325 >>235288177 >>235292555 >>235292708 >Ah, jus' one more thing, Mr. Yagami, sir. It's nothin' important, jus' somethin' I'm a little curious about is all. Do you like apples, sir? I only ask cus my wife, she's a bit of a fruit nut these days. Likes to keep on top of her health an' all that. See, she's always buyin' apples, drives me nuts. She'll fill the bowl with apples, eat two a day and it's all gone in a week! I guess you're the same way, since I noticed the fruit bowl in your house was full o' apples when I visited yesterday, but when I came back this mornin' they were all gone! Now, I don't mean to pry into yer dietary habits, but uh, that's a lotta doctors yer keeping away, huh?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: image processing 20240307-(...).png (845 KB, 1080x1080) 2000$ >give up and go back to bed >dream about being outplayed by bots >mfw bots are better than me CounterBot Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon) 19:30:33 No.677766657 >be me >playing Counter-Strike at 3 AM >decide to practice with bots >set difficulty to easy because I'm a wimp >start the game, feeling confident >bot rushes me with a knife, insta-kills me >wat.png >respawn, ready to take on the bots again >bot headshots me through a wall >rage intensifies >decide to go full try-hard mode >get killed by a bot using a pistol from across the map >mfw I'm losing to easy bots >finally manage to kill one bot >victory dance.jpg >another bot snipes me while I'm dancing

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Anonymous 395 KB JPG student 05/27/24(Mon)03:13:02 No.77633119 >Be me >25 years old with a dead end job >Where did it all go wrong? >Reminiscence about highschool >If only I could have a do over >Hurricane Harvey strikes >lightbulb.jpeg >Decide to enroll as a high school >Pretend to be a 17-year-old >Claim I am a hurricane Harvey evacuee >This galaxy brain plan somehow f------ works >Play basketball for the school team >I completely BTFO these kiddies >Absolutely crushing it. >Scoring 50 points a game >Snatching ankles left and right >Everyone thinks Im the next Lebron >The whole school worships me >I even manage to score the head cheerleader as a gf in the process >Life is perfect. I may even try to become prom king. >Until suddenly a coach gets suspicious after | BTFO his team >uncovers that I am actually a 25 year old man >oopsie >entire plan falls apart >perp walk of shame in front of everyone at school Moral of the story anons? Grow up. Age gracefully and accept adulthood. Let go of the past.

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Anonymous 39 KB JPG Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)19:12:08 No.32540993 i just masturbated using my ear and now my ear hurts did i f--- up? is there no going back from this? and also does this make me a degenerate? >>32540993 (OP) # 08/27/23(Sun)19:13:15 No.32541008 How >>32541048 # : Anonymous >>32540993 (OP) # 08/27/23(Sun)19:13:21 No.32541011 Please explain in detail how you masturbated using your ear, thanks. >>32541048 #

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