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>go to work How do I change my alarm time? Anonymous 05/22/24(Wed)02:29:25 N >Be me, wagecuck >have to get up at 5 am every morning to slave for Mr. Shekelsburg >my stupid roomate the NEET broke my alarm clock because it was "too loud" >late for work, Mr. Shekelsburg yells at me in front of all the customers >get home, that stupid NEET tells me he'll fix my alarm problem >he'd better.png >next morning, wake up at 5 am on the dot to the sound of loud moans >look at bedroom over, see my oneitis being railed by the NEET >she's screaming in ecastasy, absolutely noone can sleep through this >rageface.webp >next morning, again at 5 am on the dot wake up to loud moans >notthisagain.jpg >this continues for a solid month >Mr. Shekelsburg wants more shekels, tells me to start coming in at 4 am >but my alarm is set for 5 am? >ask my oneitis if she can get euphorically pounded an hour earlier in the mornings >she looks at me with the upmost disgust >didn't say no though, maybe she'll do it? >wake up next morning to the sounds of the loudest moans I've ever heard >look over, as usual she's enthusiastically bouncing up and down on that stupid NEET >look at watch, it says 5 am >ohshit.bmp >late for work, Mr. Shekelsburg yells at me in front of all the customers >mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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