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Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue)00:22:59 No.71471153 >>71471054 # >be me >about 3 years old >mommy gives me a fun new stuffed animal >has very loose legs and arms but a lot of 650 KB JPG stuffing in the head, cute teddy bear >be 3 year old demon child, so used it for whatever i could find >throw it against the wall, choked it, stuck its head in the ceiling fan, even take a knife one day and act like i'm cutting off it's balls >good stress relief >call it "beat up bear" >grow up, it's now collecting dust >new gf goes through and sees it >i tell her about it and instantly she falls in love with it >she's always excited to cuddle with it when she came to my house >eventually chritmas comes >haven't been dating for long, decided to give it to her >she's so happy >relationship goes on for a year >whole time she always cuddles with it every night, see it on discord calls >she gets tired of calling it "beat up bear" so she renames him to "bubs" as an acronym, plus it's a cute name >she moves to college >calls me on instagram after not video calling for a week >breaks up with me >can still see him in the background, still being used when i was gone I really wonder if he still uses him. I hope so for some strange reason, but i want him back kinda. he was integral to my chidhood

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon has a brilliant plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tell me if this is a bad idea. 27 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)18:41:15 No.175253672 I will build a small makeshift raft. It has to be DIY so I wouldn't need to have it registered. I will then take a woman, any woman, willingly on a boat trip. We will sail to the open seas. Beyond the maritime jurisdiction of any country I will then r--- her. So, is that a crime? It shouldn't be, right? We are beyond the jurisdiction of any governing body. I heard you are still subject to the laws of whatever country your vessel is registered at. Which is why it's important I make a DIY boat. : Anonymous I don't want to kill her. I just want to shame someone with legal r--- and get away with it. 12/19/22(Mon)19:41:46 No.175255411 >>175253672 (OP) # >Hey babe wanna come on this s----- DIYOLO raft with me to international waters for undisclosed reasons Totally gonna work

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Anon uses discord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Discord and Online Communities 62 KB PNG 12/20/22(Tue)06:16:10 No.71471090 >join Discord server >mod disrespects me multiple times >tell him to go f--- himself and to get leg extensions >get muted >join Discord dating server >talk to girl >orbiter messages me >'that's MY girl' >banned >join Discord server >talk to someone in DMs >they leak our entire conversation for lols and cred in their server >delete Discord Why does everyone on this program seem to be such a f------ d---?

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anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 100 KB JPG 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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Anon talks about his gay sub thoughts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed) 20:53:51 No.71394871 >have gay submissive thoughts >think its p--- rotting my brain, decide to stop with it >2 months p--- free >now have extreme gay submissive thoughts without p--- I think i just might be gay after all

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Anon's getting an offer he can't refuse. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 202 KB JPG 12/20/22(Tue)06:39:24 No.71471333 > be me > watching The Godfather for the first time. > During the part they speak italian, all the subtitles say is " [speaking italian]". > Half the film is in Italian.

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Average Mobik | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)20:19:50 No.891056926 Медик + 10 6C9CA9DF-9DB0-4234-980B-01A00C50FD04.png 721 KB PNG >You're a russian mobik. >You do frontal attacks in close formation marches. >The smallest unit that can flank the enemy is a battalion. >The only thing that keeps your morale up is the band marching with you. >You wear a dead comrades uniform and your company's machine gun has wheels on it. Life is good.

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21 is literally a flipped 12 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GAM QUER 145 KB JPG 08/17/21(Tue)21:24:29 No.65026511 >2012 >Much of the population was in absolute shock/traumatized over Miley Cyrus being nude, riding a wrecking ball - everyone from boomers to even millenials over the indecency and vapidity. >2021 >BDSM, DDLG, lolicon, yiff and e-thots objectifying their feet while dressed as catgirl loli maids are all shoved in our faces, everyone is bragging about rimming/eating ass - and the majority of people are either left unphased or consider it to be 'le feminist empowerment' what happened

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anon's new hoodie | /r/Greentext

204 KB PNG >be me in high school >Going to PE class >Wearing one of those blanket hoodies that you get off Amazon, they make you f------ warm >Guys in class making fun of me for leaving it on >We have to run the mile, it's the middle of winter >Everyone is freezing f------ cold >I'm not cold at all thanks to my blanket hoodie I will not be bullied for wearing the blanket hoodie, thank you blanket hoodie

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anon goes job hunting | /r/Greentext

>>178106421 (OP) # >parents bugging me to get a job >whatever >local pizza chain needs a delivery driver >walk into store, wearing jeans, scorpion jacket, sunglasses, and driving gloves >it's pretty empty, its like 430 and only the manager is there >"can I help you?" >stare at him for a good minute >he actually gets a little agitated >I motion to the sign in the window "I drive" >"oh, ok. You want an interview? Theres not much to it. If you can drive, and have a license, you're pretty much hired" >"...whats the job?" >he looks at me a little confused >"you deliver pizzas to the customer, and answer phones" >f---, I hadn't counted on the phones >I have severe social anxiety, I can't really talk to people >turn around to leave >as I walk out the door, I turn around >"what's a f------ jew like you doing owning a pizzeria?"

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rare insults, anyone got anything worth writing home about? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous M 76 KB JPG 11/11/20(Wed)14:36:35 No.839823374 Rare insults thread i'll start first: >be in 6th grade >get 2% on the test >nicknamed milk for the rest of the school year

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Anons discuss AI art | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:49:15 No.620913184>>620913250 >>620 File: fast.png (1.37 MB, 1024x1024) Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:50:18 No.620913250 >>620913369 >>62091 >>620913184 Unfiltered childlike sovl O Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:50:24 No.620913254 ► >>620913369 >>62091 >NOOOO AI SUCKS REAL ART IS BETT- >>620913184 Soul, this mogs all the Al trash posted in this thread. Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:52:20 No.620913368 ► >>620913184 I know it's a memephrase, but this is genuinely full of soul. Would much rather have a thread full of children's art than seeing the same generic pixiv Al anime spam posted over and over again. Tom ROME Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:52:21 No.620913369 >>620913436 >>620913439 >>620913447 >>620913448 >>620913512 >>6 e: KEKKED.png (249 KB, 736x462) ... Make Variations 63 >>620913250 >>620913254 SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBER ✓ BOT niji - journey Bot badly drawn sanic the hegehog, gotta go fast, crayon doodle by a toddler - @kaeter niji journey Bot BOT 12/08/2022 4:11 PM badly drawn sanic the hegehog, gotta go fast, crayon doodle by a toddler Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)03:53:35 N It G >>620913369 Artsisters.... it's over B >>620913369 ABSOLUTELY F------ Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)04:06:08 No.6209142 Anonymous 12/12/22(Mon)03:54:39 No.620 :1654287553432.jpg (38 KB, 567x420) MOGGED >>620913369 GOTTEM

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Anon almost makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 114 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)13:57:14 No.891034926 >be me, fairly easily successful in dating but otherwise socially autistic and never had any friend >match a 8/10 cutie on a dating app >tells me she moved to the city 6 months ago >ask her if she likes it here >tells me she loves it and that she has made amazing friends who are fun and great >unmatch her immediately and be mad rest of the day I've been here most of my life and don't have a single friend but she has fun great friends already. Bitch. The world is mocking me /b/, what hobbies and platforms should I be on to make friends?

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