Anons philosophy is misunderstood | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

>be nietzsche >recognize early in life that nihilism is going to be the bane of human existence >work desperately to show that there can be a pursuit of meaning in spite of the collapse of religion >write yourself into a philosophy-induced nervous breakdown trying to show that we can overcome nihilism by pursuing passion, art, self-ownership and struggle >100+ years later teenagers think that you are a nihilist and claim to use your philosophy to justify hedonistic meaningless living

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue)00:22:59 No.71471153 >>71471054 # >be me >about 3 years old >mommy gives me a fun new stuffed animal >has very loose legs and arms but a lot of 650 KB JPG stuffing in the head, cute teddy bear >be 3 year old demon child, so used it for whatever i could find >throw it against the wall, choked it, stuck its head in the ceiling fan, even take a knife one day and act like i'm cutting off it's balls >good stress relief >call it "beat up bear" >grow up, it's now collecting dust >new gf goes through and sees it >i tell her about it and instantly she falls in love with it >she's always excited to cuddle with it when she came to my house >eventually chritmas comes >haven't been dating for long, decided to give it to her >she's so happy >relationship goes on for a year >whole time she always cuddles with it every night, see it on discord calls >she gets tired of calling it "beat up bear" so she renames him to "bubs" as an acronym, plus it's a cute name >she moves to college >calls me on instagram after not video calling for a week >breaks up with me >can still see him in the background, still being used when i was gone I really wonder if he still uses him. I hope so for some strange reason, but i want him back kinda. he was integral to my chidhood

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Anon has a brilliant plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tell me if this is a bad idea. 27 KB JPG 12/19/22(Mon)18:41:15 No.175253672 I will build a small makeshift raft. It has to be DIY so I wouldn't need to have it registered. I will then take a woman, any woman, willingly on a boat trip. We will sail to the open seas. Beyond the maritime jurisdiction of any country I will then r--- her. So, is that a crime? It shouldn't be, right? We are beyond the jurisdiction of any governing body. I heard you are still subject to the laws of whatever country your vessel is registered at. Which is why it's important I make a DIY boat. : Anonymous I don't want to kill her. I just want to shame someone with legal r--- and get away with it. 12/19/22(Mon)19:41:46 No.175255411 >>175253672 (OP) # >Hey babe wanna come on this s----- DIYOLO raft with me to international waters for undisclosed reasons Totally gonna work

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Anon uses discord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Discord and Online Communities 62 KB PNG 12/20/22(Tue)06:16:10 No.71471090 >join Discord server >mod disrespects me multiple times >tell him to go f--- himself and to get leg extensions >get muted >join Discord dating server >talk to girl >orbiter messages me >'that's MY girl' >banned >join Discord server >talk to someone in DMs >they leak our entire conversation for lols and cred in their server >delete Discord Why does everyone on this program seem to be such a f------ d---?

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Anonymous 100 KB JPG 06/17/15(Wed)13:45:14 No.622330744 Retarded stories thread >be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 12/14/22(Wed) 20:53:51 No.71394871 >have gay submissive thoughts >think its p--- rotting my brain, decide to stop with it >2 months p--- free >now have extreme gay submissive thoughts without p--- I think i just might be gay after all

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: Anonymous 202 KB JPG 12/20/22(Tue)06:39:24 No.71471333 > be me > watching The Godfather for the first time. > During the part they speak italian, all the subtitles say is " [speaking italian]". > Half the film is in Italian.

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: Anonymous 12/19/22(Mon)20:19:50 No.891056926 Медик + 10 6C9CA9DF-9DB0-4234-980B-01A00C50FD04.png 721 KB PNG >You're a russian mobik. >You do frontal attacks in close formation marches. >The smallest unit that can flank the enemy is a battalion. >The only thing that keeps your morale up is the band marching with you. >You wear a dead comrades uniform and your company's machine gun has wheels on it. Life is good.

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204 KB PNG >be me in high school >Going to PE class >Wearing one of those blanket hoodies that you get off Amazon, they make you f------ warm >Guys in class making fun of me for leaving it on >We have to run the mile, it's the middle of winter >Everyone is freezing f------ cold >I'm not cold at all thanks to my blanket hoodie I will not be bullied for wearing the blanket hoodie, thank you blanket hoodie

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>>178106421 (OP) # >parents bugging me to get a job >whatever >local pizza chain needs a delivery driver >walk into store, wearing jeans, scorpion jacket, sunglasses, and driving gloves >it's pretty empty, its like 430 and only the manager is there >"can I help you?" >stare at him for a good minute >he actually gets a little agitated >I motion to the sign in the window "I drive" >"oh, ok. You want an interview? Theres not much to it. If you can drive, and have a license, you're pretty much hired" >"...whats the job?" >he looks at me a little confused >"you deliver pizzas to the customer, and answer phones" >f---, I hadn't counted on the phones >I have severe social anxiety, I can't really talk to people >turn around to leave >as I walk out the door, I turn around >"what's a f------ jew like you doing owning a pizzeria?"

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