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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon buys feet pics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 406 KB GIF met on there 05/22/24(Wed)03:23:09 No.77577221 >back when epal was egirl decide to try it out to temporarily cure loneliness >play with a cute girl who just wanted to play for fun but wasn't really looking to make money off it >we talk for a little bit >I joke about guys asking to buy her feet pics after she mentions the weirdos shes >she says she would 100% do it cuz she needed the money >talk some more and then decide to follow up on her offer >initially she rescinds the offer because she was only joking >changes her mind and says that she'll do it (although she's pricy) >spend the next couple of months occasionally chatting and me buying a pic >go back to school to finish my degree so I can't pay for any of her s--- >we drift apart >ff 2 years >talk to her again asking if she wants to restart it now that I have a proper job >she says no thanks cuz shes been living with this dude for a while now >told her to I wish her the best of luck with her relationship and left it at that >the entire time I talked with her and talked about the pics I was like bend-over-backwards polite and not pushy whatsoever >ff another year and I just want to feel out if shes up for it again or if they broke up >I've been blocked what the f--- did I do wrong? Is it just me or do women in the past 4 years or so want nothing to do with men on any level? She even said she enjoyed talking to me (platonically) but I guess that was a lie. 8 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous dont do that 7 KB JPG View Thread 05/22/24(Wed)08:47:25 No.77578846 >>77577221 (OP) # ... bruh >girl makes joke about feet pics >you seriously take her up on the offer and she's desperate for money, almost certainly an uncomfortable scenario for her >the transactions fall off and she has a life now she doesn't want to compromise for some freak on the internet wanting pictures of her feet every few years >wow I can't believe she blocked me

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Anon is gonna be rich (x doubt) | /r/Greentext

File: 4chanowned.png (151 KB, 723x455) I'm gonna be rich! Anonymous Who's laughing now 4chan chuds!? g the Earn with the Reddit Contributor Program

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Anon has a very tall girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:07:45 No.31295750 >Be me >short ass 5'2 >be my gf >tall ass 6'5 She likes to bounce me on her knee 450 KB JPG like im a little baby. I know its weird as hell but she really likes doing it and im terrified she will leave me. As a surprise to her one day Im thinking of s------- my pants like a little baby and seeing if she will get turned on by it.

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Anon changes career | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Don't know where to post this.(. 58 KB JPG tradition I get it) 05/22/24(Wed) 06:51:30 No.918726717 >be me >professional reconversion after I realised I had s--- for brains and IT wouldn't cut it for me >start working in car repair at 27 >need intership to finalise my training >find in some old garage near my town, youngest staff must be 44. >first week decide to haze me (as per >boomer bossman ask me with a stifled chuckle to go to the auto shop at the other side of town to get some blinker fluid as other witness with a smile >mfw pic rel how dumb does he think I am this joke has been around for literal decades. >oh well >take company car. Go do some personal errands and get a coffee. >come back 2hours later telling them I didn't find it >cue the laugher as if it's the best joke ever told They're not mean at all you know. Just a lil old and want to feel like when they started I guess. I played along. 2 free hours and a coffee : Anonymous 29 KB JPG 05/22/24(Wed) 06:54:27 No.918726777 >>918726717 (OP) # I woulda just flipped them off and said >f--- you dumb n------ don't take me for a fool you pieces of s--- I'll piss in your cornflakes bitch and then walked out and spent those 2 free hours anyway.

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anon is James Price | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 KB JPEG 22/05/2024 3:31:15 pm No.31082627 > claims to be able to turn mercury into silver/gold > people ask him to do it in front of credible witnesses > kills himself by drinking hydrogen cyanide > refuses to elaborate

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Cool design > practicality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)04:33:33 No.199204026 >no side windows >no shields >loud as f--- was the empire trying to lose? 327 KB PNG

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Anon's guide to Godhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/24(Mon) 12:52:28 No.37948745 >*Knows how badly you want something* >*Takes it away from you because LOL⭑ How do I beat this? One cannot simply just not give a f--- 83 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread Anonymous >>37948810 # 05/20/24(Mon)13:07:47 No.37948817 Ah yes, kind of like when someone shoots someone else, it's the gun that does it and not the person. : Anonymous 05/20/24(Mon)13:08:52 No.37948821 >love god with all your heart >god kills your child and burns down your home What did god mean by this? >>37948830 # : Anonymous >>37948821 # 05/20/24(Mon) 13:11:59 No.37948830 That, my friend, is a SKILL ISSUE. God gave you FREE WILL and you chose to: 1. Protect your property with flammable materials, like a retard 2. Breed with a retard who would produce failed offspring that would quickly die like a retard 3. Fail to advance medicine/agriculture such that all strife in the world was eliminated You say you love God with all your heart, but how can that be so, when you so hate one of his most cherished creations, yourself? Perhaps God did not make you in his image specifically, perhaps you were made in your retard father's image, and his retard father before him.

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Anon Reflects on Evangelion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:37:05 No.918703259 > OK boss, I've got a great new idea for an anime I want to direct > Neon Genesis Evangelion! > It's about my suicidal depression, existential dread and self-loathing > But told though the medium of giant robots and sexually frustrated teenagers > So the protag is a 15YO bitch who runs away from everything > Then there are two teenage girls who pilot the other robots > One's an emotionless ice queen, and the other's a fiery red head > The girls are 15, but we're going to draw them as hot babes, OK? > And they're going to wear either school uniforms or skin-tight catsuits > Sorry, did I say catsuit there? I meant 'plugsuit' which is totally different > Either way, the weebs will be jerking to this for the next 20 years > Picture a scene where the protag 'accidently' falls on the ice queen while she's naked and touches her boobs > And a scene where the red head takes off her bra and panties before putting on her plugsuit > Just to show that she's not wearing anything under it, right > She's got a crush on the protag, but hates herself for it, so she tires to sleep with an older man > What's that boss - this a bit too pervy for 15 YO characters? > No, I don't want to make them older > OK, how about a scene in the movie where the protag jerks over the red head while she's unconscious? > So he can be a surrogate for the audience's shame for jerking it to 15YO's? > And we'll do a remake in a decade where we make the red head's catsuit transparent

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Plain and simple 4chan. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ODGL810j 05/21/24(Tue)22:42:49 No.468753243 This cat is a n----- 1 MB WEBM Anonymous (ID: 1jtUP1GZ 05/21/24(Tue)22:43:53 No.468753324 Anonymous (ID: TL9ilEz8) 05/21/24(Tue)22:44:37 No.468753374 >>468753878 # >>468754126 # Anonymous (ID: aMSGF/XE 05/21/24(Tue)22:46:26 No.468753504 : Anonymous (ID: afeXVPRX 67 KB GIF 05/21/24(Tue)22:47:33 No.468753592 >>468753243 (OP) # you are a n-----, f-----

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i found it again, anon describes every cultivation ching chong novel | /r/Greentext

>>205342748 # You eat a pill, sit on your ass for several years and once you're done, you go from rank 8 ping- pong to rank 2 ching-chong, which is still still like hundred ranks below the Heavenly Golden Dragon God Emperor Star Ancestor, but it's okay since there are still about 3000 chapters to go and all big d--- characters that could kill you with a fart are currently busy, so you can go and wipe out a ding-dong clan, which obsessively wants you dead because you courted death by destroying the king-kong clan after its young master picked a fight with you over your jade- like beauty childhood friend.

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File: 1703184927876921.png (70 KB, 750x711) Anonymous (ID: SCW+R50k >be 2020 05/21/24(Tue)13:15:13 No.20344093 >corona just broken out all over the world >everybody hunkers down w/ cleanliness and germs >never gotten coronavirus once >because of that, the world is able to gradually heal until things get back to normal >4 years later, be 2024 >people barely give a s--- anymore and bite their nails 24/7 and never cover their loud disgusting sounding coughs >one a------ would cough every 10 minutes, to 5 minutes, and now coughs every minute now, also gave it to everyone around her and now the room is always filled w/ coughers >another bitch keeps coughing as loud as possible every 2-3 minutes, now it's literally every 20 seconds, also gives it to all her friends >some people literally cough right onto me and get all defensive when i get pissy at them and act like it isn't a big deal >worst part is none of these dumabasses stay home or even wear a mask to cover, just openly cough wherever they are like mindless t---- >have gotten sick with corona twice within the past three months because of this bs i'm really f------ over this b------- right now. did any of these retards learn anything about covid and not infecting other people when its obvious their sick?

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