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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon has a very tall girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:07:45 No.31295750 >Be me >short ass 5'2 >be my gf >tall ass 6'5 She likes to bounce me on her knee 450 KB JPG like im a little baby. I know its weird as hell but she really likes doing it and im terrified she will leave me. As a surprise to her one day Im thinking of s------- my pants like a little baby and seeing if she will get turned on by it.

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Anon changes career | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Don't know where to post this.(. 58 KB JPG tradition I get it) 05/22/24(Wed) 06:51:30 No.918726717 >be me >professional reconversion after I realised I had s--- for brains and IT wouldn't cut it for me >start working in car repair at 27 >need intership to finalise my training >find in some old garage near my town, youngest staff must be 44. >first week decide to haze me (as per >boomer bossman ask me with a stifled chuckle to go to the auto shop at the other side of town to get some blinker fluid as other witness with a smile >mfw pic rel how dumb does he think I am this joke has been around for literal decades. >oh well >take company car. Go do some personal errands and get a coffee. >come back 2hours later telling them I didn't find it >cue the laugher as if it's the best joke ever told They're not mean at all you know. Just a lil old and want to feel like when they started I guess. I played along. 2 free hours and a coffee : Anonymous 29 KB JPG 05/22/24(Wed) 06:54:27 No.918726777 >>918726717 (OP) # I woulda just flipped them off and said >f--- you dumb n------ don't take me for a fool you pieces of s--- I'll piss in your cornflakes bitch and then walked out and spent those 2 free hours anyway.

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Anon has a fantasy | /r/Greentext

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anon is James Price | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 KB JPEG 22/05/2024 3:31:15 pm No.31082627 > claims to be able to turn mercury into silver/gold > people ask him to do it in front of credible witnesses > kills himself by drinking hydrogen cyanide > refuses to elaborate

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Cool design > practicality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)04:33:33 No.199204026 >no side windows >no shields >loud as f--- was the empire trying to lose? 327 KB PNG

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Anon's guide to Godhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/24(Mon) 12:52:28 No.37948745 >*Knows how badly you want something* >*Takes it away from you because LOL⭑ How do I beat this? One cannot simply just not give a f--- 83 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread Anonymous >>37948810 # 05/20/24(Mon)13:07:47 No.37948817 Ah yes, kind of like when someone shoots someone else, it's the gun that does it and not the person. : Anonymous 05/20/24(Mon)13:08:52 No.37948821 >love god with all your heart >god kills your child and burns down your home What did god mean by this? >>37948830 # : Anonymous >>37948821 # 05/20/24(Mon) 13:11:59 No.37948830 That, my friend, is a SKILL ISSUE. God gave you FREE WILL and you chose to: 1. Protect your property with flammable materials, like a retard 2. Breed with a retard who would produce failed offspring that would quickly die like a retard 3. Fail to advance medicine/agriculture such that all strife in the world was eliminated You say you love God with all your heart, but how can that be so, when you so hate one of his most cherished creations, yourself? Perhaps God did not make you in his image specifically, perhaps you were made in your retard father's image, and his retard father before him.

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Anon Reflects on Evangelion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:37:05 No.918703259 > OK boss, I've got a great new idea for an anime I want to direct > Neon Genesis Evangelion! > It's about my suicidal depression, existential dread and self-loathing > But told though the medium of giant robots and sexually frustrated teenagers > So the protag is a 15YO bitch who runs away from everything > Then there are two teenage girls who pilot the other robots > One's an emotionless ice queen, and the other's a fiery red head > The girls are 15, but we're going to draw them as hot babes, OK? > And they're going to wear either school uniforms or skin-tight catsuits > Sorry, did I say catsuit there? I meant 'plugsuit' which is totally different > Either way, the weebs will be jerking to this for the next 20 years > Picture a scene where the protag 'accidently' falls on the ice queen while she's naked and touches her boobs > And a scene where the red head takes off her bra and panties before putting on her plugsuit > Just to show that she's not wearing anything under it, right > She's got a crush on the protag, but hates herself for it, so she tires to sleep with an older man > What's that boss - this a bit too pervy for 15 YO characters? > No, I don't want to make them older > OK, how about a scene in the movie where the protag jerks over the red head while she's unconscious? > So he can be a surrogate for the audience's shame for jerking it to 15YO's? > And we'll do a remake in a decade where we make the red head's catsuit transparent

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Plain and simple 4chan. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ODGL810j 05/21/24(Tue)22:42:49 No.468753243 This cat is a n----- 1 MB WEBM Anonymous (ID: 1jtUP1GZ 05/21/24(Tue)22:43:53 No.468753324 Anonymous (ID: TL9ilEz8) 05/21/24(Tue)22:44:37 No.468753374 >>468753878 # >>468754126 # Anonymous (ID: aMSGF/XE 05/21/24(Tue)22:46:26 No.468753504 : Anonymous (ID: afeXVPRX 67 KB GIF 05/21/24(Tue)22:47:33 No.468753592 >>468753243 (OP) # you are a n-----, f-----

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i found it again, anon describes every cultivation ching chong novel | /r/Greentext

>>205342748 # You eat a pill, sit on your ass for several years and once you're done, you go from rank 8 ping- pong to rank 2 ching-chong, which is still still like hundred ranks below the Heavenly Golden Dragon God Emperor Star Ancestor, but it's okay since there are still about 3000 chapters to go and all big d--- characters that could kill you with a fart are currently busy, so you can go and wipe out a ding-dong clan, which obsessively wants you dead because you courted death by destroying the king-kong clan after its young master picked a fight with you over your jade- like beauty childhood friend.

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anon hates coughers | /r/Greentext

File: 1703184927876921.png (70 KB, 750x711) Anonymous (ID: SCW+R50k >be 2020 05/21/24(Tue)13:15:13 No.20344093 >corona just broken out all over the world >everybody hunkers down w/ cleanliness and germs >never gotten coronavirus once >because of that, the world is able to gradually heal until things get back to normal >4 years later, be 2024 >people barely give a s--- anymore and bite their nails 24/7 and never cover their loud disgusting sounding coughs >one a------ would cough every 10 minutes, to 5 minutes, and now coughs every minute now, also gave it to everyone around her and now the room is always filled w/ coughers >another bitch keeps coughing as loud as possible every 2-3 minutes, now it's literally every 20 seconds, also gives it to all her friends >some people literally cough right onto me and get all defensive when i get pissy at them and act like it isn't a big deal >worst part is none of these dumabasses stay home or even wear a mask to cover, just openly cough wherever they are like mindless t---- >have gotten sick with corona twice within the past three months because of this bs i'm really f------ over this b------- right now. did any of these retards learn anything about covid and not infecting other people when its obvious their sick?

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Driver of Technology | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/21/24(Tue)16:29:09 No.77571772 200 KB PNG >2010: You're not allowed to use your phone while driving >2024: Every car requires a touch screen to control every single function I wont be surprised if we'll have touch screen steering in the future.

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Anon is that ugly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.36 MB PNG 21/05/24(Tue)18:34:13 No.77569492 >on the bus >it's practically full >cute girl gets on >looks at open seat next to me >stands THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHY IM NOT EVEN THAT UGLY

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