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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:07:45 No.31295750 >Be me >short ass 5'2 >be my gf >tall ass 6'5 She likes to bounce me on her knee 450 KB JPG like im a little baby. I know its weird as hell but she really likes doing it and im terrified she will leave me. As a surprise to her one day Im thinking of s------- my pants like a little baby and seeing if she will get turned on by it.

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: Anonymous Don't know where to post this.(. 58 KB JPG tradition I get it) 05/22/24(Wed) 06:51:30 No.918726717 >be me >professional reconversion after I realised I had s--- for brains and IT wouldn't cut it for me >start working in car repair at 27 >need intership to finalise my training >find in some old garage near my town, youngest staff must be 44. >first week decide to haze me (as per >boomer bossman ask me with a stifled chuckle to go to the auto shop at the other side of town to get some blinker fluid as other witness with a smile >mfw pic rel how dumb does he think I am this joke has been around for literal decades. >oh well >take company car. Go do some personal errands and get a coffee. >come back 2hours later telling them I didn't find it >cue the laugher as if it's the best joke ever told They're not mean at all you know. Just a lil old and want to feel like when they started I guess. I played along. 2 free hours and a coffee : Anonymous 29 KB JPG 05/22/24(Wed) 06:54:27 No.918726777 >>918726717 (OP) # I woulda just flipped them off and said >f--- you dumb n------ don't take me for a fool you pieces of s--- I'll piss in your cornflakes bitch and then walked out and spent those 2 free hours anyway.

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Anonymous 4 KB JPEG 22/05/2024 3:31:15 pm No.31082627 > claims to be able to turn mercury into silver/gold > people ask him to do it in front of credible witnesses > kills himself by drinking hydrogen cyanide > refuses to elaborate

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Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)04:33:33 No.199204026 >no side windows >no shields >loud as f--- was the empire trying to lose? 327 KB PNG

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Anon's guide to Godhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/24(Mon) 12:52:28 No.37948745 >*Knows how badly you want something* >*Takes it away from you because LOL⭑ How do I beat this? One cannot simply just not give a f--- 83 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread Anonymous >>37948810 # 05/20/24(Mon)13:07:47 No.37948817 Ah yes, kind of like when someone shoots someone else, it's the gun that does it and not the person. : Anonymous 05/20/24(Mon)13:08:52 No.37948821 >love god with all your heart >god kills your child and burns down your home What did god mean by this? >>37948830 # : Anonymous >>37948821 # 05/20/24(Mon) 13:11:59 No.37948830 That, my friend, is a SKILL ISSUE. God gave you FREE WILL and you chose to: 1. Protect your property with flammable materials, like a retard 2. Breed with a retard who would produce failed offspring that would quickly die like a retard 3. Fail to advance medicine/agriculture such that all strife in the world was eliminated You say you love God with all your heart, but how can that be so, when you so hate one of his most cherished creations, yourself? Perhaps God did not make you in his image specifically, perhaps you were made in your retard father's image, and his retard father before him.

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Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:37:05 No.918703259 > OK boss, I've got a great new idea for an anime I want to direct > Neon Genesis Evangelion! > It's about my suicidal depression, existential dread and self-loathing > But told though the medium of giant robots and sexually frustrated teenagers > So the protag is a 15YO bitch who runs away from everything > Then there are two teenage girls who pilot the other robots > One's an emotionless ice queen, and the other's a fiery red head > The girls are 15, but we're going to draw them as hot babes, OK? > And they're going to wear either school uniforms or skin-tight catsuits > Sorry, did I say catsuit there? I meant 'plugsuit' which is totally different > Either way, the weebs will be jerking to this for the next 20 years > Picture a scene where the protag 'accidently' falls on the ice queen while she's naked and touches her boobs > And a scene where the red head takes off her bra and panties before putting on her plugsuit > Just to show that she's not wearing anything under it, right > She's got a crush on the protag, but hates herself for it, so she tires to sleep with an older man > What's that boss - this a bit too pervy for 15 YO characters? > No, I don't want to make them older > OK, how about a scene in the movie where the protag jerks over the red head while she's unconscious? > So he can be a surrogate for the audience's shame for jerking it to 15YO's? > And we'll do a remake in a decade where we make the red head's catsuit transparent

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Anonymous (ID: ODGL810j 05/21/24(Tue)22:42:49 No.468753243 This cat is a n----- 1 MB WEBM Anonymous (ID: 1jtUP1GZ 05/21/24(Tue)22:43:53 No.468753324 Anonymous (ID: TL9ilEz8) 05/21/24(Tue)22:44:37 No.468753374 >>468753878 # >>468754126 # Anonymous (ID: aMSGF/XE 05/21/24(Tue)22:46:26 No.468753504 : Anonymous (ID: afeXVPRX 67 KB GIF 05/21/24(Tue)22:47:33 No.468753592 >>468753243 (OP) # you are a n-----, f-----

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i found it again, anon describes every cultivation ching chong novel | /r/Greentext

>>205342748 # You eat a pill, sit on your ass for several years and once you're done, you go from rank 8 ping- pong to rank 2 ching-chong, which is still still like hundred ranks below the Heavenly Golden Dragon God Emperor Star Ancestor, but it's okay since there are still about 3000 chapters to go and all big d--- characters that could kill you with a fart are currently busy, so you can go and wipe out a ding-dong clan, which obsessively wants you dead because you courted death by destroying the king-kong clan after its young master picked a fight with you over your jade- like beauty childhood friend.

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File: 1703184927876921.png (70 KB, 750x711) Anonymous (ID: SCW+R50k >be 2020 05/21/24(Tue)13:15:13 No.20344093 >corona just broken out all over the world >everybody hunkers down w/ cleanliness and germs >never gotten coronavirus once >because of that, the world is able to gradually heal until things get back to normal >4 years later, be 2024 >people barely give a s--- anymore and bite their nails 24/7 and never cover their loud disgusting sounding coughs >one a------ would cough every 10 minutes, to 5 minutes, and now coughs every minute now, also gave it to everyone around her and now the room is always filled w/ coughers >another bitch keeps coughing as loud as possible every 2-3 minutes, now it's literally every 20 seconds, also gives it to all her friends >some people literally cough right onto me and get all defensive when i get pissy at them and act like it isn't a big deal >worst part is none of these dumabasses stay home or even wear a mask to cover, just openly cough wherever they are like mindless t---- >have gotten sick with corona twice within the past three months because of this bs i'm really f------ over this b------- right now. did any of these retards learn anything about covid and not infecting other people when its obvious their sick?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/21/24(Tue)16:29:09 No.77571772 200 KB PNG >2010: You're not allowed to use your phone while driving >2024: Every car requires a touch screen to control every single function I wont be surprised if we'll have touch screen steering in the future.

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: Anonymous 1.36 MB PNG 21/05/24(Tue)18:34:13 No.77569492 >on the bus >it's practically full >cute girl gets on >looks at open seat next to me >stands THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHY IM NOT EVEN THAT UGLY

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