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Anonymous 09/10/24(Tue)13:46:54 No.203404328 35 Breaking 56 Bad IMG_0979.jpg 64 KB JPG >blow up cartel meth kingpins lair >he somehow respects this and totally lets it slide most retarded bit of the whole show. walt should have been ended then and there.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 07/18/24(Thu)10:26:13 No.16285919 yqqAfV3SNNaFCamHrEKSfA.jpg 1.27 MB JPG >yes I believe Earth so happens to be the only planet with life in the universe >yes I also believe that this one unique planet in the universe with life by sheer chance and against all the odds also developed a technological space fairing civilization lel there are people who actually go to bed every night believing this

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File: GXnSyKdXkAEynKF.jpg (111 KB, 1287x897) >> K 1:31 / 1:55 『アサシンクリードシャドウズ』ワールドトレーラー 30 Ubisoft Japan 238K subscribers Subscribe 55K views 3 days ago #assassinscreed #Ubisoft 253 7K Share ヘッドフォンやイヤホンを使用して、戦国時代の日本に投入しよう。広大なオープンワールドは、しま、平、伝統、切り、自然の、そして思いがけない発見に満ちている。 Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)15:47:00 No.689045462 ► IT'S JOEVER Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)16:12:20 No.689047495 >>689047725 >>689048810 >>689055954 >>689056929 >>689064645 File: 1725929247055445.gif (2.9 MB, 600x332) >>689047684 >>689047713 >Have a chance to make an AC set in Japan >already diverse because actual Japanese are very underrepresented in western media outside of anime >make the protagonist black Literally why are liberal shitholes so obsessed with black people? do they worship BBC or something?

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Anonymous (ID: MSCNWSTb) 252 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)21:19:15 No.21232690 >be with my dad to check in on a client's house >notice the client is a carbon copy of basedjak >literal sub-7 balding cuck with facial hair and glasses >still has a business wife for some reason >he looks at me and smiles >I tell him "your wife is riding chad, you're a cuck" >my dad tells me to get out Why can't they handle the truth?

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Anonymous 9/17/2024, 1:22:35 AM No.22307194 > Be Me DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? 549 KB JPEG > Silent Loser > Mentally Unfit For Society > Gets Phone Calls From American Terrorist Group > Tasked To Clear Out Russian Mafia Hideouts > All While Dressed As Their Personal Fursona Probably the best representation of the furry community in digital media.

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File: 1310612973.png-(209 KB, 295x331, 1304368717040.png) AND SUDDENLY F---- WERE GIVEN. ☐ Anonymous 07/13/11(Wed)23:09 No.102417493 >A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. >she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" > he said "NO.."" >da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. > boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. >she was ded. >he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) >XXX~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

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Done with this b------- Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)21:22:42 No.924576090 I got catfished again, luckily I found it before I got in too deep, I'm usually smarter than this and I should've listened to my gut but everyone was telling me to take a plunge and try to put myself out there. Well here's the freaking newsflash, Tom Brokaw. I'm done trying to find someone. I might as well just be some goddamn hermit because I'm nothing but some fool and a punching bag for everyone, especially women, yeah, I sound like an incel, guess I'm letting everyone down tonight. You positive glass-half-full fuckwits really think you're so f------ smart all the time with your b-------. Well how about you go eat my entire ass, f--- you and your sanctimonious b------- and never give me advice again. Might as well walk in to traffic and hope a semi-truck turns me into chunky salsa, not like you f------ give a f--- about me anyway, you probably would say "DO IT F-----" or some stupid b------- because you assfucks are brainless baboons. F--- you, and f--- me too...

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Anonymous 2.29 MB PNG Anonymous 09/16/24(Mon)18:17:22 No.78835074 >Be Britain in the 1800s >Cars don't exist >Proceed to build suburbs and roads that will be suitable for cars for the next 150 years How did they do it? Did they just expect everyone to own their own horse and carriage one day? But that turned out to be cars instead? 09/16/24(Mon)18:18:26 No.78835081 roads existed a while before automobiles you can figure this out, i believe in you

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Anonymous (ID: 3tczhLpN 39 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon) 14:17:00 No.481900458 >be Confederate flag waving sisterfucker >Mah great-great-great grandpappy weren't fightin fer slavery! He couldn't even afford a slave! >be sisterfucker's great-great-great grandpappy >Owl be Goddamned if'n I let them baboons run free and ravage our womenfolk!

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>"Bwah, must be a coincidence..." ☐ Anonymous 09/15/24(Sun)11:34:40 No.78816786 >"Have you noticed that our giant space station is actually called The Death Star?" >"Uuuuh, yes?" >"Jubulari/Twoloy/Stiforp/(insert whatever ridiculous name Star Wars side characters have here)...are we the baddies?" >"Maybe it's the death of our enemies? Who are the real bad guys?" >Yeah, but I would still call the space station the Peace star or something like that if that was true" >"The rebels have ships with names that are actually, quite nice, like Tantive IV, Home One, Liberty, Millennium Falcon. >"Oh come you haven't been listening to Rebel propaganda? Of course they're going to say we're the bad guys." >Yeah, but they didn't get to name our spacecraft. Death Star seems like the worst name thinkable." >"...Bantha Anus Star?" >"Okay maybe not the worst, but still a terrible name." >"Yeah, because the names of our other ships are also amazing right?" >"A star destroyer named the Devastato.r" >"Another star destroyer named the Tyrant." >"A super star destroyer named the Executor." >"...Okaaaay" You can't tell me this conversation happened at least once in the Star Wars universe

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Anonymous Women are retarded 424 KB JPG 09/09/24(Mon)05:22:03 No. 78749809 Why do women say they want one thing but then go for the other. >I want a nice guy >*goes for the one with tats and a criminal record* >I think big muscles are scary and not attractive >*goes for the steroid user* >money isn't everything >*goes for the rich people* >height doesn't matter to me as long as they're funny >*goes for 6ft+ people only* >I want a guy that is open with their feelings >*gets the ick if they see a man cry once* >I'm not like other women >has a history of multiple sex partners Why did god make them like this? Is he a f------ retard? Are the good men just supposed to be okay with being god's jester? We're just his clowns in a circus? This isn't funny, f----- god

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Anonymous 50 KB JPG 09/16/24(Mon)20:39:28 No.689017535 >be me >5 year old anon >see my dad on his computer one day >curiosity.png >sit next to him >see he's playing world of warcraft >thinks it's cool and like the music >sit next to him for hours >this'd be my first contact with a videogame >years pass >be me now >be 19 years old anon >love rpgs >still get teary eyed when i hear the Elwynn forest theme Love you dad.

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