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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon has a drinking problem | /r/Greentext

1/23 HwX81+XX (OP) · US . 1h (05/06/24 19:22) 467246161 - 96 Re 7 Img JPG 4KB (210 × 170) images (2).jpg 12 Replies How the f--- is this fair? >be me >sad black pilled alcoholic f-- >get black out drunk and have and episode like a retard >sister and gf are there >talk about how much I hate myself and the f----- up world like a whiney drunk loser >I want to die >I can't keep this up anymore >sister understandably is freaking out >she decides to call the crisis line Keep in mind I was blackout drunk and don't remember any of this nor do I remember any of my actions. This is just what was all explained to me recently by my sister and gf. >sister requests a crisis specialist to come talk to me and get me help Not what what I get. >police and an ambulance arrive >get forcibly restrained into the back of an ambulance to get involuntarily committed >blackout me apparently decided to freak out and struggle a bunch >I spit on someone once restrained in the back of the weewoo mobile. >wake up at hospital >confused at first >hospital staff explains why I'm here >immediate shame and anger with myself >get discharged and picked up by gf. >I've had it this time >I need to quit >it's gotten too bad >months pass >zero alcohol >making goals >actually feeling happy with myself >decides to hang out with friend one night >let's go hang out at the pond by the ritzy neighborhood >mix a bit of kratom extract up in a soda and leave I don't suggest kratom for getting over alcohol to everyone but it helped me and isn't bad for use every once in awhile. >sit at pond close to 30 mins talking the night away >spot light flashing down the road >we got a cop coming >acting normal because we're not doing anything wrong >parks car adjacent from us and walks over >hey fellas whatcha got going on tonight? >smile and greet him politely >just enjoying a nice night sitting by the pond officer >anything we can help you with? >officer proceeds to explain recent break ins going on in the neighborhood and us looking suspicious

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Anon saves friendships on discord | /r/Greentext

127 KB JPG alright I'm gonna tell you how I saved a discord server and multiple friendships >Be me last year >Active on discord, kinda moderating a server with some IRL friends and Internet friends >Drama all over, fights everyday, people threatening to end friendships >Me n one of my buds constantly try and stop the hate but things go wrong every time >Have brilliant idea one day >Message everyone, tell them that I want things to be better both irl and on the server, so we're going to do a cook off >Ffw to cook-off day, we all hop in VC for internet friends, irl's meet up >New channel opened for pics and food progress >Some spend hours on end cooking but we end up making tons of good food, pics of tri-tip, wild caught salmon, catfish, glazed hams, grilled cheese, quesadillas and other foods fill the server and the irl friends feast on a good ass meal while setting differences aside >Discord server gets weird obsession with food but oddly enough the drama is gone and friendships are regained I really wish I could explain the feeling of this phenomenon better, the combination of being chronically online but with real world involvement too. Anyways food is good and I'm morbidly obese

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Anon is John Skyrim | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB PNG 01/23/24(Tue)14:01:19 No.664710597 >race: human >gender: male >class: warrior >appearance: default >name: alex >graphics settings: default >cutscenes: skipped >dialogue: skipped >side quests: ignored yep, it's time to escape into a magical fantasy RPG!

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Anon has traumas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 585 KB PNG >Be me 05/06/24(Mon) 11:39:09 No.77395706 >Ungodly amount of lifetime trauma >Usually mistaken for 25-29 based on the way I act/view things >Am 20 >Every time I open up to someone they end up asking me to close back up because it's just too much >Happened again tonight >The other day I went to a meet up with a bunch of similarly aged people >I couldn't relate to them at all >Having to come to terms with the fact that my innocence was stolen from me and that there is nothing I can do to get it back I f------ hate it so f------ much. I just want to be normal, I'm good with people but I have to be so superficial about everything because any time I talk about anything real people just dissappear.

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Anon falls in love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 139 KB JPG 05/06/24(Mon)08:00:06 No.77394547 >Talking to girl >She oozes this female, positive, warm, and caring attitude >She's wasn't vapid nor superficial, but empathic and encouraging F---, this feels so nice and refreshing. I immediately felt the instict to protect her and care for her. Femoids, take note. This is what we want.

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Anon meets gypsies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon) 12:41:53 No.77396373 b57.jpg 42 KB JPG >Gypsy neighbors move in >They start dumping their trash right next to our apartment complex every f------ week >Everyone who lives in the apartment complex has to pay extra rent so it gets removed >Gypsy children toys and trash everywhere right in front of our door and in the stairwell >They also got no job but still drive an expensive car I'm not racist, but I genuinely f------ hate gypsies and think they should be enslaved. Despicable f------ subhumans, thinking of slashing their tires or something like that to get back at them.

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ANON IS DEAD!!!! WHAAATTT!! WHOLY SHIT!!!! | /r/Greentext

COAN >be me >text is green >that mean be funy > not be funy insted > monster come from closet >kill me >rest in peace me.....

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Old McAnon had a farm, Retard Retard Retard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: xmUC9VQO) 05/11/23(Thu)23:38:29 No.426676999 >lives in a pod >eats the bugs >owns nothing >is happy OIP (2).jpg 31 KB JPG >gives you free eggs, milk and meat in return Why don't you have a pack of chickens /pol/? Anonymous (ID: h3gFRfIM)+ 05/11/23(Thu)23:39:46 No.426677125 >>426676999 (OP) # >chicken >gives you free milk What? >>426678263 # >>426678862 # >>426679213 # >>426679219 # >>426681818 # >>426682771 # >>426683255 # >>426683599 # >>426683604 # >>426684036 # >>426684927 # >>426685099 #

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Anon tries to pick-up girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 KB PNG >be me 05/06/24(Mon)06:58:55 No.77394057 >see 7/10 qt on insta >username is hername_zog >dm her >"so do you not like the jews or what?" >her last name is zogbi I'll stick to 4chan from now on

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Yes actually | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)07:26:39 No.655885906 "Gears of war characters are so unrealistic its comedic nobody looks like that" Gears of war character designer: 27896987235987235.png 384 KB PNG >self-inserts are OK when men do them

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Anon gets his girlfriend to stop vaping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous APORLA SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProdNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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Anon is skeptical of techbros | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/05/24(Sun)15:19:18 No.77387139 >>77387240 >>77387262 >>77387279 >>77387737 >>77388071 >BRO!!!! The CLOUD is gonna change EVERYTHING in the tech field! Just wait and see! >BRO!!!! NFTS and CRYPTO are literally the FUTURE!!!!! Soon, EVERYTHING will be on the blockchain, just wait and see!!!! >BRO!!!!!! Al is so revolutionary!!!! It's gonna change everything!!! ChatGPT is the FUTURE!!!! Soon, everything will have Al integration, just wait and see!!!!!! f------ retards

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