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: Anonymous 77 KB PNG 01/23/24(Tue)14:01:19 No.664710597 >race: human >gender: male >class: warrior >appearance: default >name: alex >graphics settings: default >cutscenes: skipped >dialogue: skipped >side quests: ignored yep, it's time to escape into a magical fantasy RPG!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon has traumas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 585 KB PNG >Be me 05/06/24(Mon) 11:39:09 No.77395706 >Ungodly amount of lifetime trauma >Usually mistaken for 25-29 based on the way I act/view things >Am 20 >Every time I open up to someone they end up asking me to close back up because it's just too much >Happened again tonight >The other day I went to a meet up with a bunch of similarly aged people >I couldn't relate to them at all >Having to come to terms with the fact that my innocence was stolen from me and that there is nothing I can do to get it back I f------ hate it so f------ much. I just want to be normal, I'm good with people but I have to be so superficial about everything because any time I talk about anything real people just dissappear.

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Anon falls in love | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 139 KB JPG 05/06/24(Mon)08:00:06 No.77394547 >Talking to girl >She oozes this female, positive, warm, and caring attitude >She's wasn't vapid nor superficial, but empathic and encouraging F---, this feels so nice and refreshing. I immediately felt the instict to protect her and care for her. Femoids, take note. This is what we want.

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Anon meets gypsies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon) 12:41:53 No.77396373 b57.jpg 42 KB JPG >Gypsy neighbors move in >They start dumping their trash right next to our apartment complex every f------ week >Everyone who lives in the apartment complex has to pay extra rent so it gets removed >Gypsy children toys and trash everywhere right in front of our door and in the stairwell >They also got no job but still drive an expensive car I'm not racist, but I genuinely f------ hate gypsies and think they should be enslaved. Despicable f------ subhumans, thinking of slashing their tires or something like that to get back at them.

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ANON IS DEAD!!!! WHAAATTT!! WHOLY SHIT!!!! | /r/Greentext

COAN >be me >text is green >that mean be funy > not be funy insted > monster come from closet >kill me >rest in peace me.....

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Old McAnon had a farm, Retard Retard Retard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: xmUC9VQO) 05/11/23(Thu)23:38:29 No.426676999 >lives in a pod >eats the bugs >owns nothing >is happy OIP (2).jpg 31 KB JPG >gives you free eggs, milk and meat in return Why don't you have a pack of chickens /pol/? Anonymous (ID: h3gFRfIM)+ 05/11/23(Thu)23:39:46 No.426677125 >>426676999 (OP) # >chicken >gives you free milk What? >>426678263 # >>426678862 # >>426679213 # >>426679219 # >>426681818 # >>426682771 # >>426683255 # >>426683599 # >>426683604 # >>426684036 # >>426684927 # >>426685099 #

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Anon tries to pick-up girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 KB PNG >be me 05/06/24(Mon)06:58:55 No.77394057 >see 7/10 qt on insta >username is hername_zog >dm her >"so do you not like the jews or what?" >her last name is zogbi I'll stick to 4chan from now on

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Yes actually | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)07:26:39 No.655885906 "Gears of war characters are so unrealistic its comedic nobody looks like that" Gears of war character designer: 27896987235987235.png 384 KB PNG >self-inserts are OK when men do them

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Anon gets his girlfriend to stop vaping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous APORLA SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProdNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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Anon is skeptical of techbros | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/05/24(Sun)15:19:18 No.77387139 >>77387240 >>77387262 >>77387279 >>77387737 >>77388071 >BRO!!!! The CLOUD is gonna change EVERYTHING in the tech field! Just wait and see! >BRO!!!! NFTS and CRYPTO are literally the FUTURE!!!!! Soon, EVERYTHING will be on the blockchain, just wait and see!!!! >BRO!!!!!! Al is so revolutionary!!!! It's gonna change everything!!! ChatGPT is the FUTURE!!!! Soon, everything will have Al integration, just wait and see!!!!!! f------ retards

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Anon tries to save his relationship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 8HCrPQbA) >>458183676 (OP) # 02/10/24(Sat)16:17:37 No.458186770 >date a chick seriously for a few years >bedroom dies >she's never interested >try to fix things, talk >take her shopping >study self-improvement >learn different oral sex techniques >anything to keep her interested and happy >one night she comes to the bedroom holding something >it's a big, fat dildo she purchased (10 inches by 6.5 inches) >she says she wanted this and presumably wants me to f--- her with it >I am in disbelief >her idea of fixing our things was to getting stretched by circus cocks >no regard for me or how s----- that makes me feel Women are retarded, disrespectful, and awful. I don't even have a small penis. It's just normal. I've come to realize women have lost their minds and aren't even worth dating. That was her big idea. Not work on herself at all, not to be more seductive, or have therapy with me. She just wanted pornstar cocks in her vagina. Done with women. >>458187384 # >>458188566 # >>458188717 # >>458189793 # Anonymous (ID: Rkrnxp8b) 02/10/24(Sat) 16:26:47 No.458187384 >>458186770 # Was the dildo black? I mean it doesn't matter to the point of your story but I'm just curious.

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Anon plays vrchat.exe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Mom come pick me up I'm scared 44 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)23:28:16 No.675518597 > be me 18yo guy > Plays silly vr game.exe > Is straight vr has a lot of f---.exe > Meet cool chick is nice > Start chatting become friends > Find out we have a lot of common interests > We cuddle.jpg > Me gets feelings.exe > F---... Confused.jpg > Gets feeling for her > She lives in the united states and I live in the EU > Be confused to what I should do.exe > Loading internet stranger help.exe

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Did the Boeing assassins catch up to Anon? | /r/Greentext

ANOTHER TROON BITES THE DUST: (...) Josh O Xush The transgender voice actor for the DBD killer The Unknown has died. The actor complained that The Unknown was a transgender stereotype because of the outfit below. This obituary post says it was complications from "an autoimmune disease", but he declines to state which one. TAM May 4,2024 4,496 views 347 KB JPG 05/04/24(Sat) 13:40:55 No.467066731 >be troon >hired to do a voice role for woke serial killer survival horror game Dead By Daylight >given description that monster is amorphous shapeshifter of indeterminate gender >game comes out >monster is literally you (troon) >start publicly malding and saying that you are having body dysmorphia issues because the troon monster reminds you of yourself >mocked relentlessly >delete everything and then say you're not going to let the trolls and bigots own you >die of mysterious circumstances a couple months later https://twitter.com/XJosh/status/17 86806809619054616 Anonymous (ID: 1DY7tzgY) 05/04/24(Sat) 13:42:40 No.467066879 >autoimmune disease They all cruise on a varied cocktail of hormones and drugs then wonder why this happens lol.

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