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Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon) 12:41:53 No.77396373 b57.jpg 42 KB JPG >Gypsy neighbors move in >They start dumping their trash right next to our apartment complex every f------ week >Everyone who lives in the apartment complex has to pay extra rent so it gets removed >Gypsy children toys and trash everywhere right in front of our door and in the stairwell >They also got no job but still drive an expensive car I'm not racist, but I genuinely f------ hate gypsies and think they should be enslaved. Despicable f------ subhumans, thinking of slashing their tires or something like that to get back at them.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 44 KB PNG >be me 05/06/24(Mon)06:58:55 No.77394057 >see 7/10 qt on insta >username is hername_zog >dm her >"so do you not like the jews or what?" >her last name is zogbi I'll stick to 4chan from now on

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Anonymous APORLA SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProdNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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Anonymous 05/05/24(Sun)15:19:18 No.77387139 >>77387240 >>77387262 >>77387279 >>77387737 >>77388071 >BRO!!!! The CLOUD is gonna change EVERYTHING in the tech field! Just wait and see! >BRO!!!! NFTS and CRYPTO are literally the FUTURE!!!!! Soon, EVERYTHING will be on the blockchain, just wait and see!!!! >BRO!!!!!! Al is so revolutionary!!!! It's gonna change everything!!! ChatGPT is the FUTURE!!!! Soon, everything will have Al integration, just wait and see!!!!!! f------ retards

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Anonymous (ID: 8HCrPQbA) >>458183676 (OP) # 02/10/24(Sat)16:17:37 No.458186770 >date a chick seriously for a few years >bedroom dies >she's never interested >try to fix things, talk >take her shopping >study self-improvement >learn different oral sex techniques >anything to keep her interested and happy >one night she comes to the bedroom holding something >it's a big, fat dildo she purchased (10 inches by 6.5 inches) >she says she wanted this and presumably wants me to f--- her with it >I am in disbelief >her idea of fixing our things was to getting stretched by circus cocks >no regard for me or how s----- that makes me feel Women are retarded, disrespectful, and awful. I don't even have a small penis. It's just normal. I've come to realize women have lost their minds and aren't even worth dating. That was her big idea. Not work on herself at all, not to be more seductive, or have therapy with me. She just wanted pornstar cocks in her vagina. Done with women. >>458187384 # >>458188566 # >>458188717 # >>458189793 # Anonymous (ID: Rkrnxp8b) 02/10/24(Sat) 16:26:47 No.458187384 >>458186770 # Was the dildo black? I mean it doesn't matter to the point of your story but I'm just curious.

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: Anonymous shamed for dating preferences 23 KB JPG 12/11/23(Mon)16:16:30 No.75727896 >meet friend's gf for the first time >talk for a few hours at a pub >seem to be hitting it off >"how can you be single, anon?" >"i know so many girls who are looking for a good guy" >"tell me what you look for in a girl, i bet i know someone" >tell her my preferences >her face twists in disgust like i let out a sour fart >she quickly changes the subject >starts acting cold toward me and giving me 1 word answers >basically wont even talk to me by the end of the night 00000000okay then : Anonymous 12/11/23(Mon)16:19:47 No.75727907 Well, what were your "requirements"? >>75727921 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 12/11/23(Mon) 16:21:16 No.75727915 12/11/23(Mon) 16:23:22 No.75727921 59 KB JPG that's it really >>75727907 # i didnt even have "requirements" per se more like "dealbreakers" >no single moms >no obese women >no girls who are on dating apps Tinder like

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Anonymous (ID: TMwJk7DW) 75 KB JPG 04/24/24(Wed)13:57:56 No.466014360 >>466013551 (OP) # >be me, work is food service industry my whole life >abused by boomer owners the whole time >they steal my tips and never pay me over time >live below my means and invest my money for over a decade >finally open my own place >have to pay zoomer retards $20/hour to play on their phone all day >mfw >>466015612 # >>466015901 #

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Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon) 12:41:53 No.77396373 b57.jpg 42 KB JPG >Gypsy neighbors move in >They start dumping their trash right next to our apartment complex every f------ week >Everyone who lives in the apartment complex has to pay extra rent so it gets removed >Gypsy children toys and trash everywhere right in front of our door and in the stairwell >They also got no job but still drive an expensive car I'm not racist, but I genuinely f------ hate gypsies and think they should be enslaved. Despicable f------ subhumans, thinking of slashing their tires or something like that to get back at them.

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