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1/23 HwX81+XX (OP) · US . 1h (05/06/24 19:22) 467246161 - 96 Re 7 Img JPG 4KB (210 × 170) images (2).jpg 12 Replies How the f--- is this fair? >be me >sad black pilled alcoholic f-- >get black out drunk and have and episode like a retard >sister and gf are there >talk about how much I hate myself and the f----- up world like a whiney drunk loser >I want to die >I can't keep this up anymore >sister understandably is freaking out >she decides to call the crisis line Keep in mind I was blackout drunk and don't remember any of this nor do I remember any of my actions. This is just what was all explained to me recently by my sister and gf. >sister requests a crisis specialist to come talk to me and get me help Not what what I get. >police and an ambulance arrive >get forcibly restrained into the back of an ambulance to get involuntarily committed >blackout me apparently decided to freak out and struggle a bunch >I spit on someone once restrained in the back of the weewoo mobile. >wake up at hospital >confused at first >hospital staff explains why I'm here >immediate shame and anger with myself >get discharged and picked up by gf. >I've had it this time >I need to quit >it's gotten too bad >months pass >zero alcohol >making goals >actually feeling happy with myself >decides to hang out with friend one night >let's go hang out at the pond by the ritzy neighborhood >mix a bit of kratom extract up in a soda and leave I don't suggest kratom for getting over alcohol to everyone but it helped me and isn't bad for use every once in awhile. >sit at pond close to 30 mins talking the night away >spot light flashing down the road >we got a cop coming >acting normal because we're not doing anything wrong >parks car adjacent from us and walks over >hey fellas whatcha got going on tonight? >smile and greet him politely >just enjoying a nice night sitting by the pond officer >anything we can help you with? >officer proceeds to explain recent break ins going on in the neighborhood and us looking suspicious

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GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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127 KB JPG alright I'm gonna tell you how I saved a discord server and multiple friendships >Be me last year >Active on discord, kinda moderating a server with some IRL friends and Internet friends >Drama all over, fights everyday, people threatening to end friendships >Me n one of my buds constantly try and stop the hate but things go wrong every time >Have brilliant idea one day >Message everyone, tell them that I want things to be better both irl and on the server, so we're going to do a cook off >Ffw to cook-off day, we all hop in VC for internet friends, irl's meet up >New channel opened for pics and food progress >Some spend hours on end cooking but we end up making tons of good food, pics of tri-tip, wild caught salmon, catfish, glazed hams, grilled cheese, quesadillas and other foods fill the server and the irl friends feast on a good ass meal while setting differences aside >Discord server gets weird obsession with food but oddly enough the drama is gone and friendships are regained I really wish I could explain the feeling of this phenomenon better, the combination of being chronically online but with real world involvement too. Anyways food is good and I'm morbidly obese

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: Anonymous 77 KB PNG 01/23/24(Tue)14:01:19 No.664710597 >race: human >gender: male >class: warrior >appearance: default >name: alex >graphics settings: default >cutscenes: skipped >dialogue: skipped >side quests: ignored yep, it's time to escape into a magical fantasy RPG!

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Anon has traumas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 585 KB PNG >Be me 05/06/24(Mon) 11:39:09 No.77395706 >Ungodly amount of lifetime trauma >Usually mistaken for 25-29 based on the way I act/view things >Am 20 >Every time I open up to someone they end up asking me to close back up because it's just too much >Happened again tonight >The other day I went to a meet up with a bunch of similarly aged people >I couldn't relate to them at all >Having to come to terms with the fact that my innocence was stolen from me and that there is nothing I can do to get it back I f------ hate it so f------ much. I just want to be normal, I'm good with people but I have to be so superficial about everything because any time I talk about anything real people just dissappear.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 05/06/24(Mon)08:00:06 No.77394547 >Talking to girl >She oozes this female, positive, warm, and caring attitude >She's wasn't vapid nor superficial, but empathic and encouraging F---, this feels so nice and refreshing. I immediately felt the instict to protect her and care for her. Femoids, take note. This is what we want.

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Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon) 12:41:53 No.77396373 b57.jpg 42 KB JPG >Gypsy neighbors move in >They start dumping their trash right next to our apartment complex every f------ week >Everyone who lives in the apartment complex has to pay extra rent so it gets removed >Gypsy children toys and trash everywhere right in front of our door and in the stairwell >They also got no job but still drive an expensive car I'm not racist, but I genuinely f------ hate gypsies and think they should be enslaved. Despicable f------ subhumans, thinking of slashing their tires or something like that to get back at them.

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ANON IS DEAD!!!! WHAAATTT!! WHOLY SHIT!!!! | /r/Greentext

COAN >be me >text is green >that mean be funy > not be funy insted > monster come from closet >kill me >rest in peace me.....

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Old McAnon had a farm, Retard Retard Retard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: xmUC9VQO) 05/11/23(Thu)23:38:29 No.426676999 >lives in a pod >eats the bugs >owns nothing >is happy OIP (2).jpg 31 KB JPG >gives you free eggs, milk and meat in return Why don't you have a pack of chickens /pol/? Anonymous (ID: h3gFRfIM)+ 05/11/23(Thu)23:39:46 No.426677125 >>426676999 (OP) # >chicken >gives you free milk What? >>426678263 # >>426678862 # >>426679213 # >>426679219 # >>426681818 # >>426682771 # >>426683255 # >>426683599 # >>426683604 # >>426684036 # >>426684927 # >>426685099 #

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Anonymous 44 KB PNG >be me 05/06/24(Mon)06:58:55 No.77394057 >see 7/10 qt on insta >username is hername_zog >dm her >"so do you not like the jews or what?" >her last name is zogbi I'll stick to 4chan from now on

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: Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)07:26:39 No.655885906 "Gears of war characters are so unrealistic its comedic nobody looks like that" Gears of war character designer: 27896987235987235.png 384 KB PNG >self-inserts are OK when men do them

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Anon gets his girlfriend to stop vaping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous APORLA SALTS WARNING: This product contains ARNING:This ProdNicotine. Nicotine tans nicotine No is an addictive an addictive chen chemical. 152 KB JPG 05/05/24(Sun)18:50:06 No.917941448 >girlfriend has a bad vaping addiction >gets very frustrated with herself because she's tried several times to quit >idea >figure out how to take apart the juice bottles she uses and put them together all without looking like they were tampered with >use dilution formula to decrease the nicotine concentration from 50% to 49%, hiding the extra bottles of juice I used >she went through a bottle a week on her own >over the course of last year, I would lower her juice's nicotine percentage by 1 every bottle >she just hit 0% a month ago >unsure how to tell her, I waited >she quits vaping 8 days ago, saying she felt less and less urge to hit it >just told me this is the best and most confident she ever felt on quitting, and she's amazed with herself >hug her and tell her I'm extremely proud of her Yeah I'm not gonna tell her what I did, it boosted the hell out of her self-confidence thinking she quit on her own, and I'm not taking that from her

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Anonymous 05/05/24(Sun)15:19:18 No.77387139 >>77387240 >>77387262 >>77387279 >>77387737 >>77388071 >BRO!!!! The CLOUD is gonna change EVERYTHING in the tech field! Just wait and see! >BRO!!!! NFTS and CRYPTO are literally the FUTURE!!!!! Soon, EVERYTHING will be on the blockchain, just wait and see!!!! >BRO!!!!!! Al is so revolutionary!!!! It's gonna change everything!!! ChatGPT is the FUTURE!!!! Soon, everything will have Al integration, just wait and see!!!!!! f------ retards

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Anonymous (ID: 8HCrPQbA) >>458183676 (OP) # 02/10/24(Sat)16:17:37 No.458186770 >date a chick seriously for a few years >bedroom dies >she's never interested >try to fix things, talk >take her shopping >study self-improvement >learn different oral sex techniques >anything to keep her interested and happy >one night she comes to the bedroom holding something >it's a big, fat dildo she purchased (10 inches by 6.5 inches) >she says she wanted this and presumably wants me to f--- her with it >I am in disbelief >her idea of fixing our things was to getting stretched by circus cocks >no regard for me or how s----- that makes me feel Women are retarded, disrespectful, and awful. I don't even have a small penis. It's just normal. I've come to realize women have lost their minds and aren't even worth dating. That was her big idea. Not work on herself at all, not to be more seductive, or have therapy with me. She just wanted pornstar cocks in her vagina. Done with women. >>458187384 # >>458188566 # >>458188717 # >>458189793 # Anonymous (ID: Rkrnxp8b) 02/10/24(Sat) 16:26:47 No.458187384 >>458186770 # Was the dildo black? I mean it doesn't matter to the point of your story but I'm just curious.

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1/23 HwX81+XX (OP) · US . 1h (05/06/24 19:22) 467246161 - 96 Re 7 Img JPG 4KB (210 × 170) images (2).jpg 12 Replies How the f--- is this fair? >be me >sad black pilled alcoholic f-- >get black out drunk and have and episode like a retard >sister and gf are there >talk about how much I hate myself and the f----- up world like a whiney drunk loser >I want to die >I can't keep this up anymore >sister understandably is freaking out >she decides to call the crisis line Keep in mind I was blackout drunk and don't remember any of this nor do I remember any of my actions. This is just what was all explained to me recently by my sister and gf. >sister requests a crisis specialist to come talk to me and get me help Not what what I get. >police and an ambulance arrive >get forcibly restrained into the back of an ambulance to get involuntarily committed >blackout me apparently decided to freak out and struggle a bunch >I spit on someone once restrained in the back of the weewoo mobile. >wake up at hospital >confused at first >hospital staff explains why I'm here >immediate shame and anger with myself >get discharged and picked up by gf. >I've had it this time >I need to quit >it's gotten too bad >months pass >zero alcohol >making goals >actually feeling happy with myself >decides to hang out with friend one night >let's go hang out at the pond by the ritzy neighborhood >mix a bit of kratom extract up in a soda and leave I don't suggest kratom for getting over alcohol to everyone but it helped me and isn't bad for use every once in awhile. >sit at pond close to 30 mins talking the night away >spot light flashing down the road >we got a cop coming >acting normal because we're not doing anything wrong >parks car adjacent from us and walks over >hey fellas whatcha got going on tonight? >smile and greet him politely >just enjoying a nice night sitting by the pond officer >anything we can help you with? >officer proceeds to explain recent break ins going on in the neighborhood and us looking suspicious

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