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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 5 KB PNG >horny ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)19:50:48 No.77305119 >message femboys and fat women >talk to them about mundane s--- hoping they start sexting with me >hardly ever get that far with any of them >get too horny >start jacking off while texting them >whispering sweet nothings to them because my coomer brain is telling me to >add some sex stuff to the ones that are open with it >nut >post nut clarity hits and on top of my nausea, I'm ashamed at the fact that I'm texting fat women and f------ >ghost them >repeat next time I feel a relapse from nofap coming on Why do I do this to myself? I just busted a big load and my head is clear right now. I'm probably going to use this shame to tell myself I will stop masturbating, but then still do it around 11:50 - before 12 as like a "poetic last c--" thing, have a very unsatisfying session because I've been beating 3 times a day in the past week. Then I'll stop for 3 days, maybe a week, and then the cycle will start again. It wouldn't even be bad if my standards didn't plummet. I'm not attracted to any of the s--- I fap too when I get this horny. I think I have about an hour before the horniness comes back. Help me while I'm still myself.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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