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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 5 KB PNG >horny ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)19:50:48 No.77305119 >message femboys and fat women >talk to them about mundane s--- hoping they start sexting with me >hardly ever get that far with any of them >get too horny >start jacking off while texting them >whispering sweet nothings to them because my coomer brain is telling me to >add some sex stuff to the ones that are open with it >nut >post nut clarity hits and on top of my nausea, I'm ashamed at the fact that I'm texting fat women and f------ >ghost them >repeat next time I feel a relapse from nofap coming on Why do I do this to myself? I just busted a big load and my head is clear right now. I'm probably going to use this shame to tell myself I will stop masturbating, but then still do it around 11:50 - before 12 as like a "poetic last c--" thing, have a very unsatisfying session because I've been beating 3 times a day in the past week. Then I'll stop for 3 days, maybe a week, and then the cycle will start again. It wouldn't even be bad if my standards didn't plummet. I'm not attracted to any of the s--- I fap too when I get this horny. I think I have about an hour before the horniness comes back. Help me while I'm still myself.

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