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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Average US politician ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/28/24(Sun)15:56:24 No.77302698 1.62 MB PNG >Europoors should stop freeloading off American defence spending *S---- in colostomy bag* >Yes, we have interests in fighting Putin because the Europeans don't *Refills insulin pump* >Yes, we have military bases stationed in Europe for those interests *Pops daily Lisinopoxinate pills for heart condition* >Yes, we forced them to pay extortionate prices for our oil and gas and we now export 1.8m b/d to them *Accidentally swallows a fly while talking; Doesn't realise* >Yes, we will still force the EU to act in our interests even if they don't want to, because they are our bitch *Takes sip of 70,00 UDS tax payer funded black coffee* >Now, I shall sign this bill allowing 17Bn USD for defence of our country, Israel. No strings attached. *Dies of old age* At this point its more economically beneficial for EU to join Russia. Things were literally better before the sanctions.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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