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: Anonymous >be me 9 >27 year old virgin >start talking to girl who I know through mutual friends >hit it off 25 KB JPG >go over to her place to drink >going well >starts kissing me >let's go to my bed anon >go to bed and she strips down and starts rubbing her p---- >end up licking her p---- >lick for 5 minutes >f--- me anon! F--- me! >get nervous and pretend I don't hear her >insecure about size >she pushes my head away and is desperate for my c--- >pulls it out and gives it a bit of a look >starts rubbing it >pulls out condom >"let me put this on anon ;)" >puts condom on me and stroked me a few times >uhhhnng >can't hold it anymore >c--- starts twitching and explodes in the condom >she starts laughing and sees my facial expression and immediately covers her face and can't help it Does this count as losing my virginity? She stopped responding to me now what do I do? : Anonymous Have you considered suicide? 06/17/22 (Fri)07:21:32 No.880278900 06/17/22(Fri)07:24:02 No.880279025

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