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: Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)14:41:12 No. 77167429 >have 2500 days streak on Duolingo >finished the German course for 9 times >I'm a German do I have autism? 126 KB JPG Anonymous >>77167429 (OP) # >>I'm a German >do I have autism? obviously 04/17/24(Wed) 14:45:23 No.77167462

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is bonding with his father | /r/Greentext

11 KB JPG >Be me >5 years ago >start my puberty >had previous collections of weird things, like nails in water and s--- >starts cooming >decide i should have a c-- collection in a jar, let's call it cumjar >it gets bigger, almost fill the entire jar because it was a small jar >had to hide it so my parents wouldn't find it >hide it in my wardrobe because my mother stopped cleaning my room cuz i was doing it myself >one time my father was searching in my room for a soccer ball >gets a look in the wardrobe and sees it >he already knew it was a cumjar and started screaming my name >fortunately nobody was at home except me and him >we kept this as a secret >mfw my dad found my cumjar

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Anon has a social interaction | /r/Greentext

59 KB PNG >old woman comes up to me at cafe >is this seat taken anon? >n-no just take it >she proceeds to sit opposite me >her husband shows up, sits down >her daughter shows up and is mortified to have to sit at a table with a stranger, me >well I couldn't just chase him away could I! >her daughter walks around angrily looking for another place to sit >I just sit there looking down, feeling extremely uncomfortable I-I was just trying to help, I was just trying to have my coffee in peace, why did they have to make me feel like some kind of freak?

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Anon should test his claim desu :3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)02:54:18 No.37772930 >dogs evolved from wolves >you can breed dogs with wolves to create a hybrid >humans evolved from apes >you cannot breed humans with apes to create a hybrid because...because...YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!!! 186 KB PNG Kinda makes me think evolution is BS desu : Anonymous >>37772930 (OP) # 04/26/24(Fri)02:56:27 No.37772942 just because you ended your post with "desu" im going to disregard it and think you are a retard. >>37772983 #

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Anon on stereotypes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)04:04:19 No.198583190 >We need someone to play a racis- He's already on set calling for an ethnic cleansing, sir 746 KB JPG Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)04:06:07 No.198583218 Then why is he a racemixer in Fallout? >>198583266 # >>198583284 # >>198583343 # >>198583535 # >>198583581 # Anonymous >>198583218 # 04/25/24(Thu)04:10:06 No.198583266 The racist bf+non-white gf exists for a reason

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Anon tries shampoo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 77262907 >try shampoo for the first time of my life >my head gets itchy for the whole week >look up who invented shampoo >it was a Jew I f------ know it PNG | 8.37 KB Thursday 2024-04-25 15:36:42 5 hours ago

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Six degrees of separation | /r/Greentext

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Anon throws it back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 193 KB PNG >be me 04/25/24(Thu)12:38:04 No.77264786 >straight >can clap my asscheeks loudly on command when i throw it back >i think its retarded but it makes my friends laugh really hard so i use it as a party trick >earlier today i invite my friends over to play vidya in the living room bc i have the house to myself >after a bit my 2 friends start arguing after a round of smash >i try to lighten the mood by doing the assclap thing >my shorts slip down a little after 3 claps >all of a sudden a 12 inch turd shoots out of my ass like a f------ missile >it torpedos directly underneath the fridge at like 30mph >hear an audible thud when it hits the back wall >i try to salvage the situation with a joke but the only thing my autistic f------ brain came up with was "welp, who's up for BRUNCH!" >immediately feel the awkward tension so i just walk out the front door >realize i just walked out of my own house but have nowhere to go >feel too awkward to walk back inside so i decide to hide under the porch until my friends leave >my friends do eventually leave after like 4 minutes, but it felt like 5 minutes >walk back inside and immediately get hit with the smell of s--- >try to get the turd out from under the fridge with a fork but it doesnt reach far enough >eventually get it out with a pair of tongs >dont know what to do with it now that its out so i stomp it down an air vent on the floor >get my phone and send a message to my friends group chat apologizing for shooting a turd at them and that i've cleaned it up for the next time they want to come over >realize i've accidentally sent it to an entirely unrelated group chat for an old school project >open my contacts to try and find the correct group chat and see that my friends have already removed me from it >go back to the kitchen to clean up the s--- streaks on the floor and the tongs >napkins just keep smearing it around so i smear it around enough that you can barely notice it >spray a bunch of febreeze in the kitchen and call it a day well that was embarrassing.

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Anon has an important question. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)19:19:29 No.914046562 W о 1707976621652415m.jpg 62 KB JPG >>914042187 # I have a question? If I drank piss, then drank bleach; would I burp out mustard gas like a dragon?

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No homo bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:35:31 No.196475144 >dad confessed to me he and his friends f----- trannies as a joke in his youth >I bring up that said he'd kill me and my brother if we were f--- >"Well, anon... It's not the same thing" H--------, It's an actual meme country. >>196475144 (OP) # The straightest Brazilian 04/25/24(Thu)22:36:25 No.196475174 >>196475307 #

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Anon on why he lives with his parents | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 04:57:38 No. 198334447 theres a slew of reasons why someone in their 30s would still live with their parents ill list a few >single >rents are a bitch and in some european countries they became downright criminal in the last few years >less purchasing power than boomers because money is worth less and women joining the workforce dropped wages >shitskins from everywhere are driving wages down further >familial ties are much stronger, kicking your children to the curb is frowned upon >marriages are happening much less and much later >therefore no kids no pressure to move to a new house >divorce rates are astronomically high and lots of people (mostly men) move back to their parents after being divorce r---- >people caught on to the fact that wageslaving to pay k---- in banking for a loan in 40 years is not a worthwhile life goal i think i got most reasons down

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What did anon mean by this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: NRos2avS 04/15/24(Mon) 14:17:59 No.465106559 negroids.jpg 312 KB JPG >Stores lock nearly every product to prevent shoplifting >Except sunscreen What did they mean by this?

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Euro racist anon doesn't hate Asians cause they're racists too | /r/Greentext

>>16144791 (OP) As a white European I like the availability of woks, rice, lentils, shawarma, aromatics, spices, asian condiments etc. I also like that stuff is affordable for poor people thanks to cheap labor. Some middle-eastern and asian people are amazing to talk to because they are naturally based and red-pilled long before it became a meme.

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