Anon screams in his sleep | /r/Greentext
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![File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3(...).jpg (39 KB, 470x500) U Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)16:39:21 No.834128987 [Reply] D >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks why >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >waddles over to her room >wife just shakes her head >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >she comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i start to just roll with it >tell her to not just refer to me as dad, but mom >she looks confused >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her that she is being transphobic, that this is the new me now >tell her that she was right all along, she woke up something deep from within >she can't tell if I'm joking or not >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >that night, i f--- her in the ass, still wearing the cheap wig >might have my wife teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/250/802/5ee.jpg "anon does an unhealthy amount of trolling | /r/Greentext")
