Anon ain't no simp | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: 39121e4db703793d2f1f888d3(...).jpg (39 KB, 470x500) U Anonymous 08/12/20(Wed)16:39:21 No.834128987 [Reply] D >be me >eating breakfast with my 16 blue-haured year old daughter >starts talking about cultural appropriation and other b------- to me >whatever.jpg >she starts going off about trannies and pronouns >can't help it, i start to laugh >she asks why >tell her trans people don't get to dictate my language >daughter literally starts crying >tries to argue, but can only stutter >waddles over to her room >wife just shakes her head >daughter locks herself in her room for 3 f------ hours >she comes back, her eyes are still bloodshot from crying >has a s--- eating grin on her face >starts referring to me with she/her pronouns >whatever2bigigloo.jpg >follows me around all day going out of her way to misgender me >right before I lose my patience, i get an idea >i start to just roll with it >tell her to not just refer to me as dad, but mom >she looks confused >tell my wife to start calling me Davina instead of David >daughter is visibly uncomfortable >start talking in an obnoxious effeminate voice >daughter waddles back into her room in tears again >wife is still unamused >stop off at party city on the way back home from work the next day >buy a cheap ass blonde wig >start wearing it around the house >daughter can't take it anymore Stop it dad, this isn't funny! > tell her that she is being transphobic, that this is the new me now >tell her that she was right all along, she woke up something deep from within >she can't tell if I'm joking or not >she is trapped, doesn't know what to do or say >wife tries to keep a straight face >that night, i f--- her in the ass, still wearing the cheap wig >might have my wife teach me how to put on makeup >this is not over yet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/250/802/5ee.jpg "anon does an unhealthy amount of trolling | /r/Greentext")
