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: Anonymous 11/18/19(Mon)08:58:53 No.81432556- Alright kids let me tell you a story. >be me >out with my girlfriend >both in high school >she goes to restroom, single stall >family restroom so both are allowed >she gets out and I go in 22 KB JPG >piss in the toilet >I had a piss kink >l slurp some >get out and ask her why she didn't flush >"oh I didn't pee I just did my hair" >run outside and vomit >mfw It's been 10 years since then and we have a kid and she still doesn't know

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