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Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/02/23(Sat)12:44:53 No.910233062 > My father has higher IQ than me > He is teching math at university so complex I can't understand > He earns good money > He is still religiously sportsbetting and playing scratch- offs Remember anons. You can be smart and a f------ idiot the same time.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)16:43:56 No.192711752 .4chan BEBOE Picsart_23-12-01_16-36-08-984~2.jpg 337 KB JPG >ANON STOP >WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! >YOU CANT JUST MOG THE BOARDS! >THERES A LOLI THREAD ON /b/ THAT NEEDS IMMEDIATE MOD ATTENTION, GET OFF OF /tv/! S

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: Anonymous (ID: d5bP8HHL 11/19/23(Sun)17:29:32 No.449242107 My wife has a make believe job and it's kinda annoying. Her day is >wake up at 8:28 alarm. >clock in virtually >make coffee, maybe work out >join zoom call at 10 >she literally says hello and hangs up >sees a client around noon >maybe a second at 1 >stops for lunch, maybe goes to a thrift store or target >gets home at 2 >work is officially over >clocks out virtually at 8 hours she has an alarm set for She makes more then me >>449242221 # >>449242395 # >>449242638 # >>449242684 # >>449243279 #

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Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)22:55:17 No.75619833 >be me >office worker >9 hours shift >f------ tired of being wagecuck >decide to quite quitting >lack off at the office >disconnect pc from the server in purpose pretending is some technical problems >avoid to treat customers on the phone >take longer than necessary to fill out forms >go to the bathroom multiple times in a day just to not work and waste time in my phone >some weeks later >nothing happens >one day >decide to go home one minute earlier from my shift >next day >manager calls me out and threatens to fire me because i have to be rigid with my established schedule Does these s----- jobs really care about the work, or just want to f--- off people?

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Anonymous COOMER DESTROYER who sp Hand on the recting magand where to app w pares c rate with a ha insp Pro of bong by eight gameping 12/01/23(Fri)11:54:03 No.75613703 220 KB PNG >live in the Netherlands >/r9k/ convinced me having sex is a life changing experience >save up some money >drive to randstad and go to red district >f--- gorgeous h----- >pretty good >about 5x better than m----------- >life is pretty much the same I do not get the hype

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG >grow up with cold distant parents >never learn to show affection >have girls be nice to me and try to flirt >ignore them or be rude to them >get girlfriend >go to her house >her parents hug and talk >her siblings are social and kind to me >a whole different world >something I never had growing up

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Anonymous N----- parents FACT 30 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)19:44:18 No.75618342 >n----- parents told me not to get a gf in high school >passed up 10/10s >now near 30 >everyone else is happily married with kids while I'm a virgin and only have sloppy second c-- dumpsters as options aka 0 wife material left >will never marry a virgin (no, I don't want a younger chick) Why did my n----- parents want me to kill myself? This life is f----- beyond repair. I'm going to actually unironically kill myself

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Anonymous 314 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)13:34:43 No.910181425 >relationships and sex are overrated i'm 30, virgin, and never had a relationship before. f--- off it's the purpose of the species >just use online dating tried for 4 years, got nothing out of it. two dates but no connection. >just go to nightclubs/bars awful atmosphere, expensive drinks, wrong kind of crowd >just go to hobby clubs there are no such things here, and when there are they're full of grandmas >just buy a h----- illegal >just change your life around for women to approach you automatically I'm not that desperate and simp >just move now that's just absurdly desperate no, all advice online is just pure garbage. "just be yourself" just gonna accept my fate.

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37 □ Anonymous (ID: HzRbmuv/) 10/04/20(Sun)15:55:53 No.280874172 >>28087435 File: 1599875740360.jpg (63 KB, 700x719) >>280873410 >hansel and gretel the germanic kids >that star >the f------ oven OY VEY GEVALT Anonymous (ID: 41PN6Nig) 10/04/20(Sun)20:34:43 No.280914269 >>280916 e: Hmmmm.png (19 KB, 512x512) >>280873410 >Young kids, lost because their nuclear family has been disbanded, no parents >Come across a witch with a six pointed star on her door >Is seduced by short-term pleasures, becomes fat and dumb >Nefarious intentions become known far into the game >The plan was to eat the children >Throw the witch into the oven, gtfo, nuclear family returns My God

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Anonymous Everything is okay! 09/03/23(Sun)18:22:55 No.32631484 Matching~ Hug Screenshot_20230902_041517_YouTube.jpg 187 KB JPG >being a straight 18 year old guy >having a guy over to just play video games and watch movies >he is way taller and stronger than me >makes me look like a little girly twink in comparison >sitting on couch together >being a bit sleepy and lean on his strong arm >not thinking straight, snuggle against it >he doesn't seem to mind >it smells kinda nice >getting more sleepy >realise that my head is now resting on his lap >feel something hard poking through his pants >groggily realise what i was doing and quickly get up it had to be his phone, right? RIGHT???

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File: ginn.jpg (155 KB, 1135x1030) Blueberry Almond Cake >>72932436 (OP) More like Granny Weasley Imfao O OD Anonymous >50 years to gryffindor 22.1K 1,009 16.5K delaaa.k 6d Why she is so wrinkly at 32 Reply ⠀ tech enthusiast12072 5d Are you 32 or 62??? Like w--??? Reply deadboysixsixsix 6d She get hit with a death ray? Reply yera92 2d She looks like my grandmother Reply _rahulrc_ 5d Why does she look 50 year old to me?? Reply roneythekid 1d She's younger than me, but looks older than my mom! Reply albydst 5d She looks older than my grandma Reply elcolxmbiano 5d Damn is she 70!!?? Reply gogently.earth Follow Remember when we froze our berries in the summer... Anonymous 11/29/23(Wed)22:02:01 No.72932436 ► >>72932482 >>72932532 >>72932550 >>72932628 >>72932679 >>72932818 >>72932937 >>72932953 >>72933503 >>72933696 >>72933739 >>72933760 >>72933762 >>72934105 >>72934266 >>72934335 >>72934533 >>72934587 >>72934698 >>72934945 >>72935497 >>72935499 >>72935512 >>72936458 >>72936552 >>72938561 >>72940508 >>72945822 >>72949530 >Yes I'm vegan, how did you know? Anonymous 11/29/23(Wed)22:13:05 No.72932482 ► >>72932514 >>72932698 >>72940800 lexxdop 5d 50 years to Gryffindor Reply bgjames92 5d Tom Riddles diary really did suck the life out of her Reply 11/29/23(Wed)07:03:44 No.72932440 C S 137

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Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/02/23(Sat)12:44:53 No.910233062 > My father has higher IQ than me > He is teching math at university so complex I can't understand > He earns good money > He is still religiously sportsbetting and playing scratch- offs Remember anons. You can be smart and a f------ idiot the same time.

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