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Anonymous COOMER DESTROYER who sp Hand on the recting magand where to app w pares c rate with a ha insp Pro of bong by eight gameping 12/01/23(Fri)11:54:03 No.75613703 220 KB PNG >live in the Netherlands >/r9k/ convinced me having sex is a life changing experience >save up some money >drive to randstad and go to red district >f--- gorgeous h----- >pretty good >about 5x better than m----------- >life is pretty much the same I do not get the hype

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG >grow up with cold distant parents >never learn to show affection >have girls be nice to me and try to flirt >ignore them or be rude to them >get girlfriend >go to her house >her parents hug and talk >her siblings are social and kind to me >a whole different world >something I never had growing up

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Anonymous N----- parents FACT 30 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)19:44:18 No.75618342 >n----- parents told me not to get a gf in high school >passed up 10/10s >now near 30 >everyone else is happily married with kids while I'm a virgin and only have sloppy second c-- dumpsters as options aka 0 wife material left >will never marry a virgin (no, I don't want a younger chick) Why did my n----- parents want me to kill myself? This life is f----- beyond repair. I'm going to actually unironically kill myself

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Anonymous 314 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)13:34:43 No.910181425 >relationships and sex are overrated i'm 30, virgin, and never had a relationship before. f--- off it's the purpose of the species >just use online dating tried for 4 years, got nothing out of it. two dates but no connection. >just go to nightclubs/bars awful atmosphere, expensive drinks, wrong kind of crowd >just go to hobby clubs there are no such things here, and when there are they're full of grandmas >just buy a h----- illegal >just change your life around for women to approach you automatically I'm not that desperate and simp >just move now that's just absurdly desperate no, all advice online is just pure garbage. "just be yourself" just gonna accept my fate.

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37 □ Anonymous (ID: HzRbmuv/) 10/04/20(Sun)15:55:53 No.280874172 >>28087435 File: 1599875740360.jpg (63 KB, 700x719) >>280873410 >hansel and gretel the germanic kids >that star >the f------ oven OY VEY GEVALT Anonymous (ID: 41PN6Nig) 10/04/20(Sun)20:34:43 No.280914269 >>280916 e: Hmmmm.png (19 KB, 512x512) >>280873410 >Young kids, lost because their nuclear family has been disbanded, no parents >Come across a witch with a six pointed star on her door >Is seduced by short-term pleasures, becomes fat and dumb >Nefarious intentions become known far into the game >The plan was to eat the children >Throw the witch into the oven, gtfo, nuclear family returns My God

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Anonymous Everything is okay! 09/03/23(Sun)18:22:55 No.32631484 Matching~ Hug Screenshot_20230902_041517_YouTube.jpg 187 KB JPG >being a straight 18 year old guy >having a guy over to just play video games and watch movies >he is way taller and stronger than me >makes me look like a little girly twink in comparison >sitting on couch together >being a bit sleepy and lean on his strong arm >not thinking straight, snuggle against it >he doesn't seem to mind >it smells kinda nice >getting more sleepy >realise that my head is now resting on his lap >feel something hard poking through his pants >groggily realise what i was doing and quickly get up it had to be his phone, right? RIGHT???

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File: ginn.jpg (155 KB, 1135x1030) Blueberry Almond Cake >>72932436 (OP) More like Granny Weasley Imfao O OD Anonymous >50 years to gryffindor 22.1K 1,009 16.5K delaaa.k 6d Why she is so wrinkly at 32 Reply ⠀ tech enthusiast12072 5d Are you 32 or 62??? Like w--??? Reply deadboysixsixsix 6d She get hit with a death ray? Reply yera92 2d She looks like my grandmother Reply _rahulrc_ 5d Why does she look 50 year old to me?? Reply roneythekid 1d She's younger than me, but looks older than my mom! Reply albydst 5d She looks older than my grandma Reply elcolxmbiano 5d Damn is she 70!!?? Reply gogently.earth Follow Remember when we froze our berries in the summer... Anonymous 11/29/23(Wed)22:02:01 No.72932436 ► >>72932482 >>72932532 >>72932550 >>72932628 >>72932679 >>72932818 >>72932937 >>72932953 >>72933503 >>72933696 >>72933739 >>72933760 >>72933762 >>72934105 >>72934266 >>72934335 >>72934533 >>72934587 >>72934698 >>72934945 >>72935497 >>72935499 >>72935512 >>72936458 >>72936552 >>72938561 >>72940508 >>72945822 >>72949530 >Yes I'm vegan, how did you know? Anonymous 11/29/23(Wed)22:13:05 No.72932482 ► >>72932514 >>72932698 >>72940800 lexxdop 5d 50 years to Gryffindor Reply bgjames92 5d Tom Riddles diary really did suck the life out of her Reply 11/29/23(Wed)07:03:44 No.72932440 C S 137

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Godzilla Minus One Ruined My Day An Godzilla Minus One Ruined My D(...) 12/02/23(Sat)15:02:05 No.192723054 ezgif-5-2f0582e750.jpg 520 KB JPG >go to see Godzilla kino with mom as no friends >enjoying it so much, smiling nonstop, happiest I've felt in months as movies are the only enjoyment in my life and this one is amazing >retarded mom's Azan call to prayer alert goes off loudly in theater before movie is even halfway through, she takes 10 seconds to turn it off >Imagine "Allahu Akbar" loudly in dark packed theater and everyone stares at us >instantly ruined, can't even enjoy the movie because I start thinking about how much I hate Islam and how stupid my mom is >movie tainted forever, can never enjoy it again or i remember how angry I got Real story, I f------ hate my life and my dumbass muslim family. Everything good gets ripped away in an instant in such retarded ways. I was enjoying that film so much.

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Anonymous 07/18/15(Sat)21:08:50 No.58930964 >>58931052 >>58931690 >>58931789 File: 1434659809708.png (1.18 MB, 800x505) >>58930579 (OP) Imagine those yellow little f------ dispatched in SS Eisatzgruppen unit. >It's 1941, a small town in Lithuania >Every Jewish men, women and children in the town are ordered to march to nearby forest and forced to dig a trench >While they're wondering about what's going to happen to them, yellow, cylindrical little creatures resembling bananas with black SS uniforms appear right in front of them >"BANANANONIA!" >Without warning, they open fire upon unarmed Jewish civilians in front of the trench >"BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO!" >Lifeless bodies of Jewish men, women and children fall into the pit >After the deed is done, Minions high-five each other while giggling hysterically >Some comically quarrel over clothes and valuables from the dead >"BANANA! TATATA BALA TU!"

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so what mental illness does she have? L Lawliet !!jlcPNMSVBL3 12/01/23(Fri)11:53:46 No.659206123 >>659206383 >>659206642 >>659206728 >>659207607 >>659207818 >>659208015 >>659209057 >>659209963 >>659210134 >>659210406 >>659211118 >>659212963 >>659215304 >>659215557 >>659215956 >>659220056 >>659220157 >>659223868 >>659224002 >>659224208 >>659225031 >>659228264 >>659228589 >>659230017 >>659230126 >>659237020 >>659238624 >>659239907 >>659241803 >>659243565 >>659264742 Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)11:55:44 No.659206304 >>659206392 >>659210727 >>659222430 >>659224545 >>659235996 >>659238074 >>659252153 >>659254228 >>659256437 >>659257032 two X chromosomes

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R: 172/1: 26 >almost every anime/hentai is about f------ your (sometimes underage) sister /v/ sleeps >a game has ONE (of multiple) endings where there's i----- W-- YOU CAN'T DO THAT WE WILL DOXX YOU AND KILL YOU why are you f------ like this?

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Anonymous 28 KB JPG 12/02/23(Sat)00:39:03 No.659270559 Realistically speaking what would you do in this situation. Anonymous 12/02/23 (Sat)00:44:14 No.659270956 Ten minutes ago I saw a fat German child get swallowed by a high pressure sewerage pipe, if the p-------- in the purple suit who runs this place tells me not to eat the cursed candy then I'm going to f------ listen to him. >>659271629 # >>659271846 # >>659271965 # >>659272239 #

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Anonymous COOMER DESTROYER who sp Hand on the recting magand where to app w pares c rate with a ha insp Pro of bong by eight gameping 12/01/23(Fri)11:54:03 No.75613703 220 KB PNG >live in the Netherlands >/r9k/ convinced me having sex is a life changing experience >save up some money >drive to randstad and go to red district >f--- gorgeous h----- >pretty good >about 5x better than m----------- >life is pretty much the same I do not get the hype

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