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: Anonymous 29 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:35:31 No.196475144 >dad confessed to me he and his friends f----- trannies as a joke in his youth >I bring up that said he'd kill me and my brother if we were f--- >"Well, anon... It's not the same thing" H--------, It's an actual meme country. >>196475144 (OP) # The straightest Brazilian 04/25/24(Thu)22:36:25 No.196475174 >>196475307 #

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 04:57:38 No. 198334447 theres a slew of reasons why someone in their 30s would still live with their parents ill list a few >single >rents are a bitch and in some european countries they became downright criminal in the last few years >less purchasing power than boomers because money is worth less and women joining the workforce dropped wages >shitskins from everywhere are driving wages down further >familial ties are much stronger, kicking your children to the curb is frowned upon >marriages are happening much less and much later >therefore no kids no pressure to move to a new house >divorce rates are astronomically high and lots of people (mostly men) move back to their parents after being divorce r---- >people caught on to the fact that wageslaving to pay k---- in banking for a loan in 40 years is not a worthwhile life goal i think i got most reasons down

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: Anonymous (ID: NRos2avS 04/15/24(Mon) 14:17:59 No.465106559 negroids.jpg 312 KB JPG >Stores lock nearly every product to prevent shoplifting >Except sunscreen What did they mean by this?

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Euro racist anon doesn't hate Asians cause they're racists too | /r/Greentext

>>16144791 (OP) As a white European I like the availability of woks, rice, lentils, shawarma, aromatics, spices, asian condiments etc. I also like that stuff is affordable for poor people thanks to cheap labor. Some middle-eastern and asian people are amazing to talk to because they are naturally based and red-pilled long before it became a meme.

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Anonymous 04/22/24(Mon)22:28:28 No.74106296 SCP-069-J Sisters of Chayana Feid Beatrice Bjornsen Full Name: Beatrice Bjornsen Student Number: 1069-3241 Blood Type: A+ Likes: Sports Dislikes: N/A Superstar Catalyst Project 20140222111459-Beatrice_Bjornsen.png 128 KB PNG >never lifted, only did cardio >went to college party >buddies are playing arm wrestling >joined in cause why not >paired with sporty girl who looks and acts like picrew >expected ez mog, teased her >she won in 3 seconds and left my hand stinging for like 10 minutes >left the party embarassed >tested my strength using weights >mfw its only f------ 4kg per hand What should I do to make this s--- better? Cant lift and s--- cause those s--- exceeds my limits by a lot

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Anonymous flair" CASIO 8:0958 WATER RESIST 845 KB JPG 04/24/24(Wed)15:37:26 No.917385215 i know this is overplayed by now but why is reddit so f------ gay >trying to ask a specific community a question >make a new account >post my question >post removed - "sorry you need a >repost with a flair that doesn't even really apply to my post because it needs something >post removed - "sorry we have this retarded rule that every post must start with something in ☐ brackets" >okay...? try repost with [question] in square brackets >Looks like you've been doing that a lot. Take a break for 11 minutes before trying again. >wait 11 minutes and repost >post removed - "Please write a 250+ character comment to accompany your post" f--- off you f------ f------ I want to know what the f--- these spots on my watch are and how to clean them why is reddit so f------ gay? If you can answer that question or the one about my watch i would be grateful.

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: Anonymous 2 KB PNG 04/25/24(Thu)17:57:04 No.196465993 >failing economy >collapsing industry >military in shambles >in recession >rapidlt aging population >record immigration >morale at an all time low >energy crisis with no end in sight >allies dropping them left and right >lost any hard or soft power it had left What went so wrong with Germany? Pic unrelated. : Anonymous >>196465993 (OP) # Rentfree 04/25/24(Thu)17:59:49 No.196466048

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File: 1052545-anidom1.jpg (873 KB, 1770x720) тне FOX ANIMATION DOMINATION SIMPSONS FOX ANIMATION DOMINATION BLESS-the-HARTS FOX ANIMATION DOMINATION BOB'S BURGERS FOX ANIMATION DOMINATION FAMILY GUY SUNDAYS 8/7c SUNDAYS 8:30/7:30c SUNDAYS 9/8c SUNDAYS 9:30/8:30c ☐ Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:51:36 No. 198577701 ►>>198577740 >>198577760 >>198577782 >>198577832 >>198577833 >>198577892 >>198578026 >>198578056 >>198579669 >>198579768 >>198580769 What the F--- is Bless the Harts? >> Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:53:04 No. 198577736 File: images.jpg (4 KB, 148x148) >thought this was some s----- Al bait thread >look it up >it's real I'm f------ freaking out man ☐ Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:57:16 No. 198577832 ►>>198579117 >>198577701 (OP) is it like a canadian thing or something? I've never heard of that s--- in my life ☐ Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:57:28 No. 198577833 >>198577701 (OP). >Bless the Harts loosely shares a universe with the Fox series King of the Hill, which ran from 1997 to 2010. Spivey cites King of the Hill as her major influence for creating Bless the Harts.[7] The fictional superstore Mega Lo Mart, first introduced in King of the Hill, makes several appearances in Bless the Harts.[8] what the fund ☐ Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)13:58:58 No. 198577854 >>198577894 >> 198579058 >>198579480 >>198580253 File: Screenshot_20240424_205833.jpg (365 KB, 1080x629) Bless the Harts Overview Cast Episode guide Watch show Reviews 2019 Action 2 seasons Emily Spivey Louise Maya Rudolph Betty Hart Kristen Wiig Jenny Hart Jillian Bell Ike Barinholtz Violet Hart Wayne Edwards/.. Fortune Feimster Brenda Kumail Ali Nanjiani Jesus Christ Drew Tarver Randy ABUUL Jeremy Rowley Jimmy Lee Andy Bobrow Bud Oscar Montoya David Brito Christy Stratton Dawn David Herman Peter Mary Steenburgen Crystalynn Kenan Thompson Travis Jesus Christ Jon Hamm Mayor Webb

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: Anonymous 50132 Sony Says Stellar Blade Art Referencing Racist Language Was Unintentional, Will be Patched Out Art will be removed in Stellar Blade's Day 1 patch. BY EAT BALEY HYRD R SHOP РОСТЕСАРЯ ЗА 2014 Sony says it will remove Stellar Blade artwork that appears to reference racist slurs, claiming that the phrase's inclusion was "unintentional. IMAGE CREDIT: IGN 04/25/24(Thu)14:48:15 No.674469271 In Stellar Blade, the "R Shop" references Roxanne, who is one of the game's information brokers. The "Hard" graffiti, meanwhile, can be found in numerous areas throughout the game. In a statement released to IGN, PlayStation said that developer Shift Up had no intention of creating offensive artwork, promising to remove it as part of Stellar Blade's Day 1 patch. 1713998553009522.jpg 89 KB JPG >fix an unintentional racist graffiti >become more racist R SHOP

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Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)18:26:33 No.916892366 >be me >at guys house >he spills some ice cubes on the ground and kicks them under the fridge >I say "hygienic much" >ge opens a drawer and gets a printed wikipedia page of evaporation and hands it to me >why are men like this?

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: Anonymous AM TIRED OF EARTH THE HEL TAM TIRED OG CAUGHTY IM THE TASLE THE 328 KB PNG 04/06/24(Sat) 04:07:03 No.197981315 > on second date with a girl > she suggests movie theater date > we watch the godzilla movie > she tells me to wrap my arm around he shoulder to feel safe > she tells me my hand feels cold and puts it beneath her legs This is the farthest I have gotten with a girl and it makes me sad that I felt nothing. Not excited, not happy, not even nervous. I guess ibfelt apprehension knowing that she has her own agency and will outside of my own, and I don't want to be around anyone but myself. It sucks being attracted to the female body but not wanting to be close to anyone

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Anonymous Leitwerkfathe Lewerkte Seternader Landerad Matengante DIZ130 Langsträger 06/05/23(Mon)05:33:42 No.1917867 Hig Hauptning Ennungshutten Etiftungsschathe G Treibo Fracht Mannichaftsrau Hale Actasteg Katem Navigation LZ 130 Graf Zeppelin Arker Konus bild3(1).jpg 41 KB JPG The world's safest form of travel >plane crashes for the 9284th time >oh no the turbine blew AGAIN how could this happen >everyone on board dies >oh no this is so terrible for everyone involved.... anyway VS The experimental flammable death trap >crashes once during passenger flight >36 people die >cause undetermined to this day >OH MY JESUS! THEY HAD HECKING SMOKING ROOMS IN A BALLOON FULL OF FLAMMABLE HYDROGEN GAS???? ARE THEY RETARDED? >OH THE HUMANITY OH THE HUMANITY >I CRIED I P----- I S--- AND I CUMMED >DID YOU KNOW THAT HYDROGEN GAS IS FLAMMABLE?? nothing suspicious about this at all

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: Anonymous 29 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:35:31 No.196475144 >dad confessed to me he and his friends f----- trannies as a joke in his youth >I bring up that said he'd kill me and my brother if we were f--- >"Well, anon... It's not the same thing" H--------, It's an actual meme country. >>196475144 (OP) # The straightest Brazilian 04/25/24(Thu)22:36:25 No.196475174 >>196475307 #

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