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✓ A Aspergers Aspergers No.77153051 04/16/24(Tue)08:29:16 口: dbce3b5c98f6382a73779ebc6956c4eb.jpg JPG 29.8 KiB 735x506 >Be me >15 >Get diagnosed with assburgers >Nothing happens, just a friendless freak at school, no friends, weird hobbies >Don't need therapy >End up becoming NEET by age 19, living on disability >Years later go to doctor for first annual physical since I'm 16 >Tells me I need to go to psychologists, so I go >Talk to the doctor (mistake) >Walk out the door with prescription for an antipsychotic (abilify) and antidepressant (effexor) >Start taking them in October 2023 >Becomes a zombie, completely devoid of feelings, even anger >Develop face blindness >Develop medication side effects, have to go on a beta blocker for akathisa >Genitals stop working >Cant do anything but sleep 14-18 hours a day, not possible to get out of bed >Stop watching anime and even scrolling here, i dont have energy to do anything except roll over in bed >Havent eaten in 5 days, I lose 14 lbs on my meds since October, and I have a bmi of 15.7 >Really low blood pressure >Quit my meds cold turkey 4 weeks ago >Brain zaps, shivering, uncontrollable anxiety >Sensation in my d--- for first time in months >Uncontrollable crying spells >Enough energy to eat again >Feeling so much better despite withdrawal side effects >Finally have energy to get on my computer again I did literally NOTHING except sleep, withdrawals have been hell on earth, but I have actual feelings again. What the f--- is wrong with American doctors? I am only diagnosed with Asperger's and ODD. I can't work because of my autism and am a hikkikomori NEET, but why the F--- did they think an antipsychotic could fix me? It turned me into a zombie. Physically unable to function normally. It was basically another disability. I don't know why I trusted the doctor. I've never felt that bad in my whole life and I'm a skellycell autist who dropped out of highschool and lives on disability (which is barely enough to live and eat) I hate having autism

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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6 KB JPG >>still works >>gf just sat on my lap >>kicked the ssd in my computer in the process, knocking out power to it >>pc locks up >>rage starts to build >>manage to stop myself, shut it off and replug Just very nearly lost my s--- at her; worried I cant control my emotions very well; do I deserve to be alone?

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← /b/ - Guys. I f... ☑ ☐ : No.916486206 04/06/24(Sat) 20:04:08 Korra.jpg JPG 49.9 KiB 713x675 Guys. I f----- up. I was THIS close to having a tomboy brown gf and she just f------ shut me down. >have crush on tomboy brown coworker >reminds me of the cartoon character Korra, pic related >spunky attitude, very aggressive, but playful if you try to mess with her, always smiles, very hyper >we get along great, she's cool as heck and really into boyish stuff like skateboarding (still wears converse ffs but she says it's for lifting after work), hiking, exploring spooky houses, has a goddamn samurai sword in her car because she's scared of walking home alone >punches my arm, I make some joking threats and she always gets up to my face and smiles and tells me "go ahead and drop me if you're so strong I bet you can't" >friends tell me "dude she wants, can't f--- this up" >man up despite being kissless virgin sperg, and ask her out, I had to do it >"you're really cool Anon but sorry, I don't feel that way about you, I hope we can still be friends?" >I reply "no thanks, I don't want to be friends I would just be lying that I didn't have feelings for you while we messed around at work so let's cut contact" >later in the day my coworkers tell me that she wasn't as uppity as always >next couple of days I see her trying to joke around with me like always, I just sort of do a halfassed smile and walk away just leaving her doing something silly which looks out of place to others >comes up to me during lunch >"hey Anon mind if I sit here I bought you that favorite hamburger from that store we buy burgers from, it's your favorite!" >tell her "no thanks my lunch is over anyways (lying) so I get up and walk away" >she's sitting there with head head down holding the hamburger for a while >girl coworker asks me "why is she so sad?" >apparently she got up when I left and then went to her office, when she got out she looked like she was crying How much did I f--- things up?

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Anon is not sleeping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 525 KB PNG >be me 04/16/24(Tue)07:19:43 No.77152702 >pull an all nighter >crawl through the day almost falling sleep >feel unholy burst of energy right before bedtime, as if i haven't been awake for 40 hours >mfw i realize it's not going away This is not f------ fair.

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Anon has a low amount of testosterone | /r/Greentext

50 KB JPG >2019 >go to endocrinologist to get my T levels checked because I suspect I have low testosterone >result: 230ng/dl >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <200ng/dl and that I should just eat more lettuce (Imao) >2023 >low testosterone symptoms keep getting worse >go to doctor again, thinking maybe my T levels are now under 200ng/dl which means I qualify for treatment >result: 170ng/dl >get somewhat excited because I think the doctor will give me the injections i need >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <100ng/dl and that I need to do yoga because its good for me >w-- >but last time you told me it was 200ng >he says its always been 100ng and that I'm imagining things f--- doctors.

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anon wipes his PC | /r/Greentext

R: 36/1: 6 I FOLLOWED SOME PAJEET TUTORIAL TO DELETE A BUGGED FOLDER AND IT DELETED HALF MY F------ DESKTOP WITH EXTREMELY IMPORTANT YEARS OLD FILES NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo0000 00000

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Anon is in 2nd grade | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 51 KB JPG my lips at him 12/23/22(Fri)13:11:09 No.71519778 >Be me, 2nd grade. >On line with other kids. >Black kid in front of me turns around "Haha! You have a big head!" >Feelings hurt.png "Oh yeah? You have big lips!" >Start taunting him by puckering >Tears fill his eyes. He runs off to find the teacher. "Ms.W! Anon said I have big lips!" "He started first! He said I have a big head!" >Teacher is black so she sides with black kid. >Get scolded and placed in time out. Mfw Watch your back Ms.W, its on sight. I'm still salty about how you treated me.

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: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 04/15/24(Mon) 11:50:28 No.77140106 >be me today >at the bus >gen alpha retard with their mom pointed at me >"mom is that a girl" >bitch mom gave me the cringiest apology ever >said that I passed well >squeaked out that i wasnt a girl >that i wasnt transgender >voice cracking out of pure rage >she looked at me like i was lying >had to move seats so i dont cause anymore of a scene >NPCs were starting to record IM NOT A F------ TROON YOU BITCH I WILL PUNT YOUR KID ACROSS THE AISLE F--- YOU F--- YOU F--- YOU MY F------ VOICE CRACKED WHY DID GOD MAKE ME PERPETUALLY THIRTEEN YEARS OLD I DONT CARE IF I GET LAUGHED AT BY NORMGROIDS SCREENCAP THIS AND POST IT ON REDDIT BITCH I DONT GIVE A F---. NOTHING IS MORE EMBARRASSING THAT HAVING TO GO THROUGH THAT S--- AGAIN FUบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบบUCK im never going outside ever again

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Anon makes a fine addition to his fap folder | /r/Greentext

File: HackerPepe.jpg (74 KB, 663x883) size <= NGROUPS SMALL infr = gro 1+ Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)23:09:53 No.916944415 ► > Trying to save image of thirst trap from Pinterest > Picture defaults to .WEBP file type to prevent being saved > Consider > Change Save As Type to 'all files' > Replace .WEBP with .PNG > Hit Save > Wow, it works! Guys, am I a hacker now? Coz I feeling like a hacker!

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Anon plays chess. | /r/Greentext

File: b27d046381a0d5df7fcff818f(...).jpg (111 KB, 831x1024) CHECK MATE ☐ F--- reddit Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)21:43:35 No.916940399 >be me >decide to get into online chess >join chess.com >do okay but keep getting pwnt (lel) >very sus players, usually russians or pajeets >like 1 in 20 gets banned >f--- it lets cheat >download some awesome software that lets me cheat too >join the discord for this software >6000 cheaters online >software mimicks human games, intentionally makes some mistakes and loses some games on purpose so not sus >play 800 matches played while cheating and not banned. >figure out who is cheating by using their own software against them >realise like 75% of players are cheating. nobody gets banned. >feel guilty >decide to go on preddit >join chess and chess beginner sub >offer my services to write an FAQ about how people cheat, how to spot them and how to counter them, want to help legit players to redeem myself >feelsgoodman.gif >gets banned from f----- subs straight away >okay f--- you >put cheat into overdrive mode >decide to become really good >gonna get good enough to take on real GM's >gonna twitch stream it >make money >when rich, expose myself as a cheater >laugh at reddit f--- who fell for it >f------ nerds, go outside and find a woman, playing f------ online board games, weirdos.

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Anon wants to lick armpits | /r/Greentext

File: pepe-kid-cry.gif (14 KB, 220x218) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)23:31:31 No.77140326 >>77140408 >>77140515 >>77140521 >God makes armpits look like p---- >Make them smell like p---- >Make them taste like p---- >Socially unacceptable to eat out armpits like p---- I f------ hate society Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)23:38:21 No.77140360 >>77140505 Armpits are factually a sexual organ. Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)23:48:55 No.77140408 >>77140326 (OP) >Make them smell like p---- I think I am 10 percent more homosexual after reading that Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)00:14:18 No.77140505 >>77140360 Why the f--- is it every time I comment on a girl's instagram post saying I want to lick their armpits I get banned

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Anon tries to save some money | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VYTR/QLQ 04/09/24(Tue)18:34:14 No.464437098 >>464435837 (OP) # >be me >trying to save money for a down payment on a home >difficult because of Bidenflation >parents recently paid cash for a $750k ranch they built in a >99% White suburb on the outskirts of town >my apartment lease is coming up for renewal >ask them if I can move into the spare bedroom they never use >assure them it would be short term, six months at the most >I could easily save an additional $15k or so moving in with them >even offer to help pay utilities >they tell me to get f----- Why are boomers like this?

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