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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
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![- File: 6a00df351e888f88340240a4a(...).jpg (364 KB, 800x451) >Everyone is stunned. >Put my hand up and run out >Guy hands me musket, powder cartridge and starts showing me what to do >Disregard him, half c--- the hammer, pour some powder into pan, close it. Move up to the barrel, bite cartridge and pour it into the barrel >Draw ram rod and ram it down, then replace ram rod >Shoulder the musket, c--- it, fire >Have you have you Autism stories Anonymous 08/20/23(Sun)02:43:20 No.74446267 [Reply] ► >>74446325 >>74446361 >>74446381 >Be me, aged 11 >Autist with no friends >School trip to Fort Ticonderoga >Love history and guns >Re-enactors come out and start demonstrating the musket >Ask if anyone would like to have a go of it ever done that before?! He asks >Me: Nup www. >Well because you just broke the record for the fastest reload here at the fort we >Go back to class group >"This is why everyone hates you anon!" a stacey screams >Everyone laughs at me and calls me a freak >Teacher pulls me aside after and says she is very disturbed and that I did was wrong >Tells my parents and I have to go see counselling, pyschs and all other s--- >Get diagnosed with autism, as a result could never join the Army or Police which is all I wanted to do](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/649/853/b27.png "Anon goes to Fort Ticonderoga | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1692914755868446.jpg (20 KB, 680x359) Why even bother? Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat)16:46:47 No.74523723 [Reply] >>74524449 >>74524594 >>74524614 >>74524681 >be me >tall, fit >gym 6x a week >watch my diet so i'm always cut and have a visible sixpack >shave often, moisturize, conditioner, groom, regular haircuts, clear skin >perfectly straight teeth, 0 cavities (my dentist is amazed how i never have any cavities) >dress well, have interesting hobbies, play the guitar, piano, violin, well-read >good conversationalist, read up on it, give speeches often >khhv at 22 >be my friend" (treats me like s--- and is an a------ so i don't think of him as a friend) >short >obese, greasy, unwashed, long unkempt hair he never brushes >dirty grease-stained washed out band t-shirts with holes in them and frayed sweatpants >half rotten teeth, alcohol problem, manners of a pig (eats boogers, hocks loogies in class) >had sex with 2 women this week alone, has had multiple LTRS What the f---? He just told me about how he got laid last night, he just got dead drunk and f----- a chick. And the girls aren't some ugly beasts, they are hot. Prim and proper. Yet somehow i can't get a girk to talk to me and this fat a------ (his words) is an absolute slayer. What do i lack? Is it because i don't drink alcohol? Is it REALLY just that?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/649/833/a2d.png "Anon might be a jerk. | /r/Greentext")
