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File: b27d046381a0d5df7fcff818f(...).jpg (111 KB, 831x1024) CHECK MATE ☐ F--- reddit Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)21:43:35 No.916940399 >be me >decide to get into online chess >join chess.com >do okay but keep getting pwnt (lel) >very sus players, usually russians or pajeets >like 1 in 20 gets banned >f--- it lets cheat >download some awesome software that lets me cheat too >join the discord for this software >6000 cheaters online >software mimicks human games, intentionally makes some mistakes and loses some games on purpose so not sus >play 800 matches played while cheating and not banned. >figure out who is cheating by using their own software against them >realise like 75% of players are cheating. nobody gets banned. >feel guilty >decide to go on preddit >join chess and chess beginner sub >offer my services to write an FAQ about how people cheat, how to spot them and how to counter them, want to help legit players to redeem myself >feelsgoodman.gif >gets banned from f----- subs straight away >okay f--- you >put cheat into overdrive mode >decide to become really good >gonna get good enough to take on real GM's >gonna twitch stream it >make money >when rich, expose myself as a cheater >laugh at reddit f--- who fell for it >f------ nerds, go outside and find a woman, playing f------ online board games, weirdos.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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