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File: b27d046381a0d5df7fcff818f(...).jpg (111 KB, 831x1024) CHECK MATE ☐ F--- reddit Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)21:43:35 No.916940399 >be me >decide to get into online chess >join chess.com >do okay but keep getting pwnt (lel) >very sus players, usually russians or pajeets >like 1 in 20 gets banned >f--- it lets cheat >download some awesome software that lets me cheat too >join the discord for this software >6000 cheaters online >software mimicks human games, intentionally makes some mistakes and loses some games on purpose so not sus >play 800 matches played while cheating and not banned. >figure out who is cheating by using their own software against them >realise like 75% of players are cheating. nobody gets banned. >feel guilty >decide to go on preddit >join chess and chess beginner sub >offer my services to write an FAQ about how people cheat, how to spot them and how to counter them, want to help legit players to redeem myself >feelsgoodman.gif >gets banned from f----- subs straight away >okay f--- you >put cheat into overdrive mode >decide to become really good >gonna get good enough to take on real GM's >gonna twitch stream it >make money >when rich, expose myself as a cheater >laugh at reddit f--- who fell for it >f------ nerds, go outside and find a woman, playing f------ online board games, weirdos.

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