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← /b/ - Guys. I f... ☑ ☐ : No.916486206 04/06/24(Sat) 20:04:08 Korra.jpg JPG 49.9 KiB 713x675 Guys. I f----- up. I was THIS close to having a tomboy brown gf and she just f------ shut me down. >have crush on tomboy brown coworker >reminds me of the cartoon character Korra, pic related >spunky attitude, very aggressive, but playful if you try to mess with her, always smiles, very hyper >we get along great, she's cool as heck and really into boyish stuff like skateboarding (still wears converse ffs but she says it's for lifting after work), hiking, exploring spooky houses, has a goddamn samurai sword in her car because she's scared of walking home alone >punches my arm, I make some joking threats and she always gets up to my face and smiles and tells me "go ahead and drop me if you're so strong I bet you can't" >friends tell me "dude she wants, can't f--- this up" >man up despite being kissless virgin sperg, and ask her out, I had to do it >"you're really cool Anon but sorry, I don't feel that way about you, I hope we can still be friends?" >I reply "no thanks, I don't want to be friends I would just be lying that I didn't have feelings for you while we messed around at work so let's cut contact" >later in the day my coworkers tell me that she wasn't as uppity as always >next couple of days I see her trying to joke around with me like always, I just sort of do a halfassed smile and walk away just leaving her doing something silly which looks out of place to others >comes up to me during lunch >"hey Anon mind if I sit here I bought you that favorite hamburger from that store we buy burgers from, it's your favorite!" >tell her "no thanks my lunch is over anyways (lying) so I get up and walk away" >she's sitting there with head head down holding the hamburger for a while >girl coworker asks me "why is she so sad?" >apparently she got up when I left and then went to her office, when she got out she looked like she was crying How much did I f--- things up?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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