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Anonymous West got me shock Really? Right in front of my pancit canton? 19 KB JPG 04/12/24(Fri)19:22:29 No.916798252 >Grew up in asian country >Girls there mature slower >Most girls of legal age still look underaged. >Went to Canada at age 22 >Friend introduced me to a girl >Ask for her phone >"W-- anon she's 16" >She's 5'7 with mature proportions >Suddenly started doubting every "mature looking girl about their age" Now I understand why the west has so many Sex offenders and Pedophiles.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon messes up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >like girl 04/12/24(Fri)14:45:40 No.77111219 195 KB PNG >she's cute, alt tomboy girl >observe her from afar >don't know her name >don't know anything about her >become smitten with her to an absurd amount, think about her all day every day >figure since it's last year of school before I go into the real world, I might as well try and get a girlfriend >notice she starts talking about this band she likes from afar >have a sperg mania >buy merchandise from them and start listening to them so I have something to bond us >go to school with the shirt i bought so she notices >she talks to me for the first time and compliments me >over the moon >Next day, she comes with the same exact shirt and I return the compliment and she laughs >get no chance to talk to her for days after that but we exchange glances >even buy concert tickets to this guy's show >all with the ultimate hope of courting this girl >p---- out on all possible scenarios to talk to her or get to know her >heard a teacher call out her name and searched it up, first result was her IG >lucky me I guess >ponder on it for WEEKS, just look at that follow button for minutes and minutes >something happens one day and I click on it out of pure impulse >freak out >next day, nothing changes >she doesn't think I'm creepy or look at me differently when our eyes meet >she doesn't accept or reject my request, just leaves it on read >get this great chance to talk to her but her friend interjects and tells me to f--- off and she looked at me weird for sticking around and trying to get into the conversation >the concert is in 2 days >I payed 30 dollars for those tickets >too ashamed to ask anyone else and know that she's made up her mind about me and that she doesn't take much notice of my existence >30 dollars down the f------ drain >she's grown way more distant than ever >my youth is over and I never had a girlfriend Should I kill myself, /r9k/? give it to me straight.

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Anon hates everything | /r/Greentext

File: indigestible.jpg (307 KB, 1280x1280) YOUR SOUL IS MINE F------- Loser 04/12/24(Fri)05:01:27 No.916751300 Be me... >>916751373 >>916752661 PTHHHHBBT First 6 Years of my life go pretty well, first born, Daddy Happy, have son...later 3 sisters... Late Preschool, i know i'm not like the others. I like helping and i like Hurting others. School, Primary... 1-4 i get along, cut the new pullover of an obnoxious female classmate that challenges me to do it.. parents pay for that pullover most of the time stare out of the windows because what teacher tell us isn't worth paying attention, so most certificates are around 3.0. Very very very much Later get to know IQ off 151 but it is to late... because violent Father beat the Motivation for anything out of me and early violent mother didn't help... she learnt to late about her wrongdoing... Never had a Relationship with woman, but clearly hetero, but never had rejection for other live-stiles. Premise was and is that you do what you want, but don't get on my nerves... Now 46, never had serious relationship, hate me, hate my life, hate people in general, might like to kill not half of mankind like Thanos... Indeed killing 99% of humans would be rightful.. nothing to elaborate, humans are a turn-off, kill all of them... Would like to be a form of energy with a mind that understands everything... Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)05:05:58 No.916751498 Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)05:03:14 No.916751373 ► >>916751300 (OP) F-----. I can't believe I read all of that drivel. L2 greentext you f------ retard, or better yet f--- off nobody cares Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)05:31:50 No.916752661 >>916751300 (OP) I... can't.....read.... when someone..... types like this........

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Anon understand the female ooga booga mindset | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri) 04:50:40 No.198181600 >>198181410 # 332705_v9_bd.jpg 407 KB JPG I think his face taps into something deep within the female psyche that just wants to be dragged off and ooga boogaed in a cave. We are talking archaic bloodlines. >>198181651 # >>198184001 # >>198192623 # >>198192645 # >>198193699 # >>198194853 #

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Anon is a historian | /r/Greentext

Date Location Result Battle of Karansebes Part of the Austro-Turkish War 17-18 September 1788 Caransebeş, present-day Romania Self-inflicted defeat Ottoman victory Belligerents Soldiers of the Habsburg Monarchy Other soldiers of the Habsburg Monarchy Unknown Commanders and leaders Unknown Strength -100,000 Casualties and losses 10,000 dead and wounded Austrians V⚫T⚫E [hide] Russo-Turkish War (1787-1792) Austro-Turkish War (1787-1791) Kinburn 1st Ochakov Chocim 2nd Ochakov. Fidonisi. Karansebes (disputed) Focşani Belgrade Rymnik Anapa Kerch Tendra Izmail Anapa Macin • Calacria Anonymous 12 hours ago No.35722459 =>>>35722488 >>35722528 >>35727191 >>35722275 Let me explain this: >1788, austrians make a camp just before crossing the river >the emperor decides not to be f----- by eventual ottoman snipers and sends a scouting unit, with hussars and foot soldiers and all that s--- >these geniuses come across a merry band of gypsies and gently accept a little drink >and another > and another >soon the gypsy camp is filled with drunk gypsies and drunk hussars f------ around >foot soldiers reach the gypsy camp, find the scouting commander drunk under the table, and try to relinquish command as the other is clearly beyond the point of scouting anything apart from his d--- >the word 'insubordination' comes out of his drunken mouth > hussars rise to protect their leader >one of the gypsies'tents falls under the brawl >isthis shitevenreal.jpg >a huge brawl erupts as gypsies, hussars and foot soldiers start kitting each other >someone too drunk to define where the mission ended and the party hard began shout 'you're a f------ turkish idiot' >people begin shouting that there are ottoman spies in the crowd >people start shooting >the emperor hears the catastrophic melee from across the river, thinks the scouts have engaged the enemy, commands remaining 10K troops to charge >mayhem ensues >someone even fires the artillery and decimates the royal guard by accident >when the battle is over, the emperor somehow notices there are no ottomans in the field >drops spaghetti >runs

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Think Of The Children | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 257 KB PNG 04/09/24(Tue)14:44:39 No.916633843 >why wont you think about the children? The poor innocent children! >you're thinking about the children? are you some kinda p*do or something? why are they like this

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Anon does not believe in incels | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: IK951Mfw) = How can incels exist? 04/12/24(Fri)20:03:05 No.464743909 3.39 MB WEBM >be me, 27 >go to a club where mostly 18 and 19yos go >see cute girl >smile at her >dance together for a couple of songs >drink together >ask her if she wants to go to my place since she still lives with her parents >fast forward >c-- inside her 18yo p---- raw why do incels exist when its that easy to get laid? 137 Replies/22 Images View Thread

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Anon is one step away from rulling the world | /r/Greentext

1537264774886.jpg 11 KB JPG >Order fries with no salt, causing the staff to cook a new batch >Put on salt myself Everything in this world is part of my game.

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Anon gives PTSD to a bear. | /r/Greentext

Smack rack and bang's phone 06/06/12(Wed)10:04 No. 11843746 File: 1338991441441.jpg-(313 KB, 500x500, 4532839727_bd48b8e1ac.jpg) >be 2010 >be innawoods bow huntan >huntin buddy brings MREs from deployment >eat nothing but MREs and rabbit >most bowel movements are few tiny nuggets >5 days out, heading back >pack on and start hiking back >few miles out, get cramps >fear dehydration or lack of electric lytes >30 min goes by, drinking water /w electrolyte tablet >cramps subside >stand up to ready pack >sharp pain in stomach progressing south >BLOWOUTSOONSTALKER.tiff >drop pack, bow, and water bladder, dash off trail >lolitsagametrail >dig hole with hands while in fetal position for pain relief >roll over in similar position >blackbear watchin me 5 ft off >inhale to shout and scare off bea- >BLOWOUTNOWSTALKER >GET OUTTA HERE STUPID BE- >PFFFFFfbbbbbbfTTTtttttPPHHLLUUNK >unholy martian rocky surface probe ejected from rectum in cloud of stew colored spew >splatter on thighs and boot heels >bearsfacewhen >tucks tail and runs, headbutts tree in panicked escape >god bless baby wipes > little blood, loads of stewy doody >friend runs out to see if all ok >"saw a bear running and heard your shout, you okay brotOHMIGOD THAT S--- REEKS We still discuss the shock and horror that bear witnessed. This is also when I learned packing fiber one bars and eatin more fat is never a bad decision when innawoods eating bunny and MREs. Also, MREs definitely don't taste bad, very surprising.

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Why are they like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 141 KB JPG Pabit 04/05/24(Fri)13:40:11 No.2640994 >at a bar in Thailand >Americans sitting next to me >they start discussing the "tipping culture" in Thailand >Mutt #1 says he always tips 20 baht minimum, up to 20% for good service >other says 25% Holy f--- Americans. Can you not go anywhere without ruining literally everything?

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Anon has a ps5 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 18:08:19 No.662229505 >alt-tab out of game >game music continues to play 33 KB JPG Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 18:10:26 No.662229614 >another pc pleb issue doesnt happen on my ps5 7 KB JPG >>662229642 # >>662229729 # >>662230041 # >>662232032 # Anonymous >>662229614 # 12/30/23(Sat) 18:11:02 No.662229642 nothing happens on your ps5 bro >>662229695 # >>662229785 # >>662229823 # >>662229991 # >>662230079 # >>662230153 # >>662230163 # >>662230309 # >>662230352 # >>662230397 # >>662230675 # >>662230741 # >>662231231 # >>662232032 # >>662232129 #

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Anon Wife does what he wants still mad. | /r/Greentext

File: 1641730089544.jpg (95 KB, 843x1024) Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)01:01:57 No.916741825 [Reply] >>916744985 Hey anons. Give me your opinion. >Got married to qt >Wife starts hanging out more with trannies and her c--- sisters >Wife turns into raging SJW for two years >Threatens to end our marriage over voting issues >I hold the relationship together and put my foot down every time she acts up >I'm pretty much paying for everything so she has zero actual leverage. CUT TO >She's made a 100% turnaround >Now is annoyed by her family being such raging lefties and non-functional people >Apologized repeatedly for how she acted I still can't forgive her. I'm f------ hurt anons.

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Anon has an easy time in college. | /r/Greentext

File: 1pxuzi2w33jb1.jpg (80 KB, 1024x702) Free IT BA worth it with no real knowledge? Anonymous 04/12/24(Fri)00:54:54 No.31048073 [Reply] >>31048102 >in meme college >nobody learns anything >see seniors can't even unzip .rar >contemplating transferring >but it's a free ride, free IT degree >coursework is a joke, no real tests >wonder if should just pull through and get the degree Has anyone else dealt with this? Can I just get by with a degree and the little knowledge I've gathered from tinkering with windows/linux for fun?

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