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>Be me >Parked in the square of my village with my cousin in my car >2001 but custom car with tinted windows >2 girls with school bags walking by >Cousin yells "hello underage girls" >One girl ignores us but the other comes near our car window >The one that came next to us has makeup,made hair and nails, the other is a nerd with glasses >Both village girls so not the first time they see our faces >Chat a bit, say we will hit the city around 20 kilometres away >I make a joke inviting them to come too >Makeup girls wants to come, nerd disagrees >Surprisingly they split and makeup girl joins us in the back seat >Decide to roll some weed first >Head into an old rural road park and roll there >As we pass the c-- makeup girl says she wants too >She takes it and she coughes a bit while feeling it from the first hit >Her phone rings >Its the nerdy friend >Nerd asks where she is >She says some old country road >Nerd asks how she ended up there >She replies "they r---- me" >Nerd freaks out over the phone >She laughs and tells her its a joke and that she is stupid >We continue to get stoned >Continue and reach the city >Go to a bench and roll again >Get stoned again >Cont 4h (7/5 18:50) 881449760 2 Replies >>881449735 (OP) . >cont >We ask her if she wants to go to a club >She years shorts with a supper low cut top and everything done so she can go in no problem >She says she was just returning from class and has no money >We offer to pay up >We agree and head in >We buy her over a couple of hours 2 vodka glasses and 5-6 shots >She gets wasted >Around 12 o'clock we leave >As we head home drunk we decide to roll again >Head to some dark cemetery and get stoned there >We head back to the village >I remember that she has a school bag with her even though it is summer >Ask her about it >She says its because she failed her class and has to give exams in September again to pass and not miss her year >I ask while class she failed >She replies second year of high school >Drunk mathematics.jpg >Wouldn't that mean you are 15 or something >14 she replies >14? >13 and a half actually : >Starting to realize some things as we reach the village >She is too drunk and stoned to give us directions to her house by car >She says she lives 5 mins from the village square and can walk home >Reach square >Cop car and ambulance with sirens on >Turns out some old resident died >Sizable village crowd has gathered >She spots her friends in some cafe >As we get closer the whole crowd looks at our car as it stands out because its light blue with tinted windows, led lights, and a noisy custom exhaust >She opens the door and attempts to walk over to het friends table >She takes twice as long as she should and goes zig zag all the way >Everyone looking at her walking zig zag and then at our car >Whole crowd watches as we speed away What the f--- happens now and what should we do?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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