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: Anonymous (forgiveness stops 612 KB PNG >be me >32 yo 04/09/24(Tue)02:28:07 No.31030333 >began new office job, the first month was fantastic >there's this one boss though, not my direct boss but one of his associates >talks as if he's in a bar, eats f------ tuna from a f------ can at working hours in our small-ass office space >greets coworkers (mostly female, only a handful of us are male) by kiss-cheeking and other inappropriate behavior (i.e. took them out to a bar on women's day) >In general talks and behaves as if the office was some bar or brothel and not a workspace >Needs me for some work >Calls me a term that's very inappropriate for a serious setting such as an office (it doesn't exist in english, but the equivalent would be a black boss telling a black employee "YO MY N*GGA I NEED YOU DO SUM'TIN") >Told him to not call me that please. >Again happened today, he got mad, saying "he talks like that" What do I even do? I can't tolerate people like that, and the sheer display of prepotency abusing the fact many tolerate him simply because they need the job. Even my supervisor asked him to knock it off with his sleazeball behavior, but he's beneath him in the corporate ladder so no dice. It simply pisses me off.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 18 KB JPG 04/09/24 (Tue)08:01:06 No. 77071511 >Coworker asks to go to the gym with me Nah, I prefer being able to focus on my own workout. >Girl comes over on new year's eve and cooks me a fancy dinner Do nothing, completely content cherishing her presence in my life >At girls house to fix her router, ez pz. Later, she gets on her hands and knees on the floor, ass up for a solid minute What are you doing Imao I don't mind dying a virgin but I'm either asexual or the densest m----------- alive. How have you (un)wittingly protected your virginity, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 04/12/19(Fri)04:15:23 No. 12255080 87 KB JPG I just recently started identifing as a boy (I'm a girl). My boyfriend says that since I'm a boy now, that makes me gay, and he will only f--- me in the ass. I hate a--- but I've been giving in, he doesn't stop even when I cry. Should I just go back to being a girl or keep letting him use my a------? 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anonymous (ID: DQN1ixKf) 04/08/24(Mon) 15:46:49 No.464372139 >>464372470 File: carlos small.jpg (2 KB, 125x124) S FUN FACT... >NEVER BUY A USED KEYBOARD FROM A BANKRUPT NEWS SITE... THE 'T', THE 'R', THE 'U, THE 'M' AND THE 'P' KEYS WILL BE WORN OUT Anonymous (ID: epZuEffT >>464372139 04/08/24(Mon)15:50:57 No.464372470 >Working an an apple repair shop >Tasked with replacing worn down keys >Notice the letters for trump are warn down so hard you can see the keys under the buttons

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Anonymous 62 KB JPG been with since me >feel miserable 04/08/24(Mon)20:12:28 No.77065393 >have gf >together for 3 years >eachothers first everything >she ends up cheating on me with her coworker >devastated >4 months go by >sometimes hear things from my friends about how many guys she's >one day speaking with friend >Oh by the way did you hear what happened to your ex?" >..."what is it?" >thinking she's gotten into a relationship with a rich doctor or something >"Well she was in a car with a guy and the guy somehow lost control of the car, crashed and now she's in a coma. The doctors say it's not looking good she might not walk again if she wakes up at all. And if she's does it's almost guaranteed she has brain damage" >have to hide my smile and glee so I don't look like a psychopath >finally able to move on You know what? Sometimes life is alright

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: Anonymous (ID: 82Ct8z9p 04/08/24(Mon)05:57:44 No.19975025 my hot Stacy neighbor saw my kitten and she started gushing over it, how do I capitalize on this 427 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: OzOqck31 04/08/24(Mon)06:00:08 No. 19975038 confidently say "i love p------"

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: Anonymous Keler 12/21/21(Tue)09:30:57 No.66654183 >men on the spectrum become incels who resent women because they can't find loving relationships Koler >women on the spectrum 156 KB PNG become feminists who hate men because they've fallen prey to too many sleazebags >both view themselves as victims of a society that's dominated by abusive chads/stacies while ignoring the men/women who would actually treat them with respect are incels and feminists really sworn enemies or do we both just really hate the worst the opposite sex has to offer?

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Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon) 16:46:16 No.672757134 >>672759272 >>672759646 >>672759698 >>672760106 >>672760397 >>672761849 >>672762671 >>672764842 >>672765308 >>672765872 >I can't play this, Sam. >I know. It's all woke. By rights it shouldn't even exist. But it does. It's like in the PS3 games, Mr. Frodo. The era of brodude FPS. Full of brown and bloom they were. And sometimes you didn't want to look at the upcoming releases. Because how could the new games be good? How could the industry go back to the way it was when so much s----- games had released? >But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this woke s---. Even remakes must pass. A new game will come. And when the indies shines they will shine out the clearer. Those were the games that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. The gamers playing those obscure Japanese games had lots of chances of becoming normalfags only they didn't. Because they were holding on to something. >What are we holding on to, Sam? >That there's some good games in this world, Mr. Frodo. And they're worth playing.

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Anonymous 170 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon)22:03:38 No.37652752 >>37651496 (OP) I felt something during it. I went outside to look at it and felt like tingling, as if my nerves were receiving some information or stimulation or something. When I was meditating after I felt as if something in my head was swelling or expanding, mostly on the right side, and then as if something popped or gave way. It still feels a little weird. I feel completely different now. As if a big weight has been lifted. I am energized and feel better for the first time in months after a long depressive episode. The world feels different now too and I wasnt expecting anything, I was a naysayer if anything. Its like were in hardcore mode now or something and this is like post final boss. We did it. We actually made it and now we have legendaries. >>37652765 # Anonymous >>37652752 Quit yanking my chain anon 04/08/24(Mon)22:04:34 No.37652765

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Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)12:13:53 No.77063681 Why do you guys bully one another and say such horrible things? Don't you think your lives are hard enough? 293 KB JPG 1 Reply Anonymous >>77063681 (OP) # View Thread 04/08/24(Mon)12:21:17 No.77063745 You're right anon. To other anons, I'm sorry for telling you to kill yourself, I didn't mean it Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)05:56:16 No.77060972 i want people to be mean to me and degrade me. help. why am i like this? 40 KB PNG 32 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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