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: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 04/02/24(Tue)18:15:47 No.76989024 >wife is 20 weeks pregnant with second child >genetic testing had come back saying no high risk of anything >wife gets ultrasound yesterday >everything is mainly fine but doctor says the back of the neck is just on the cusp of being big enough to be a sign of Down Syndrome >doctor says not to worry >been having a full-blown anxiety attack since then Is it wrong to plan to kill myself if the baby ends up with Downs? I can't live that life. I won't spend the next 50ish years being miserable but having to pretend I'm happy taking care of an adult with the mental capacity of a three year old.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:15:19 No.99795275 shut up mom ssh is 500 ms slower than normal. MUST INVESTIGATE! the west must be saved son, are you still benchmarking postgresql? You can't just keep doing that all day. millions of computers must be safe 1.11 MB PNG imagine being the chink glowies who spent years working on a sophisticated social engineering plan to take over one of the most important and widely used open source projects in the world to execute potentially one of the worst cyberattacks in history, just to be stopped by some autistic dude who sperged out about ssh taking 0.7 seconds instead of 0.2 seconds. Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:17:28 No.99795296 I'd like to give my heartfelt thanks to all the autists of the world. We would be living in darker times without you. Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)07:18:54 No.99795310 I still can't believe someone could be this much of a sperg. god bless his autistic heart.

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Anonymous DUNE 2 FLOPS AT THE BOX OFFICE 1.06 MB PNG 04/02/24(Tue)10:41:48 No. 197863394 BARELY LIMPED PAST $600M WW THIS WEEKEND AND NU- DUNEFAGS ARE ALREADY PANICKING SAYING THAT WB NEEDS TO DO A RE- RELEASE/CANCEL THE DIGITAL RELEASE (WHICH COMES OUT TODAY) The "NEXT LOTR!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ladies and Gentlemen 84 Replies / 15 Images View Thread Anonymous 42 KB JPG >>197867936 # 04/02/24(Tue)15:48:54 No.197867890 >BUT WHY?!?!?!?!?!?! Anonymous 04/02/24(Tue)15:50:30 No.197867926 >I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! >IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT LOTR!!!! 313 KB PNG >>197867936 #

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Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)16:24:57 No.150079078 ►>>150079193>>150079231 >>150079258 >>150079449 >>150079666 >>150079790 >>150079805 >>150080021 >>150080117 >>150080506 >>150080690 >>150080756 >>150081242 >>150082099 >>150082326 >>150082396>>150084459 >>150084748>>150084805>>150084902 >>150085323 >>150085352 >>150086312 >>150086927 >>150087196 >>150087263>>150087750 >>150088325 >>150089464>>150093635>>150094527>>150096480>>150096994>>150097169>>150097731>>150097982 File: Id.png (499 KB, 1047x1572) life and death Stephanie Meyer wrote a book that was a remake of Twilight with every character's gender swapped So it's now a story about a sullen loser high school boy who gets systemically stalked and pressured into a relationship by a borderline psychotic vampire girl that's constantly internally struggling with her desire to f--- him outweighing her desire to eat him, who then protects him from an even more predatory vampire girl who simply wants to torture and devour him, then she later gets into a feud with a muscular and athletic Native American werewolf girl that is also in love with him Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon) 18:54:14 No.150084902 >>150096603 >>150079078 what the f--- I finally get it Anonymous 04/26/21(Mon)23:31:26 No.150096603 File: 6sfha4wsu5x11.png (122 KB, 750x422) I get it now. >>150084902 Damn, now I feel bad for making fun of Twilight all these years. What the f--- happened to me?

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: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/02/24(Tue)18:14:35 No.76989644 >Trying to cope with being a wageslave rather than doing my usual work for a while and then go into NEET hibernation mode on the savings >Dump considerable amount of money on a sportscar >Didn't work, the enjoyment the car brings isn't quite enough to offset the suffering of slavery >Now I just drive my corvette to work while daydreaming about high speed chases and driving into walls I think the worst part is the dark knowledge that being a NEET isn't so great either There is no escape is there : Anonymous >>76989644 (OP) # 04/02/24(Tue)18:22:23 No.76989695 I had a high paying office job and I couldn't do it, simply because i found the psychological pressure of being around/collaborating with normalfags to be too much. If I didn't have the issue of having to work with other people, I'd probably still have a career.

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Anonymous HIGH TEST vane Alpha 03/26/24(Tue)13:06:51 No.73908261 LOW TEST lanklet Beta 13513515.png 6 KB PNG >be manlet >muscles look bigger >above average penis looks enormous >can easily punch lanklets in the groin and chins How can lanklets even compete?

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Ancient Lifts 67 KB JPG >be me >On vacation in Africa >Visit a government run park >Has random huts with informational posters >Go to biggest hut >Find a bunch of bleached animal bones >Pick up a couple Giraffe leg bones >They're f------ huge and weigh more than I expected solid 15-25lbs depending on bone >Holdup.mp3 >Bones weighted exactly like dumbbells >Suddenly ancestral unga bunga memories activate >Vivid images of ancient humans and their animal bone lifts flash through my brain >Grug doing pull-ups on tree limbs weighed down by the spines of megafauna >Hex bar deadlifting hippo ribcages >Squatting Glyptodont shells >Cave gym master race >Wish I could curl a mammoth femur just once Anyone aware of evidence that animal bones were the first dumbbells?

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: Anonymous [+] 04/02/24(Tue)15:43:03 No.195558437 Date Somebody your out age you f------ CREEP This is a Prostitute Thank God then both involved in loving and Monogamis tionship 145 KB JPG >90% of only fans subscribers are married >70% white >60% heterosexual >29years old on averaging >makes $40k >many where the wife knows W-- Why would a young married chad be blaming the lonely incel for simping Incels deserve an apology most rather fap to the free s--- How dare they demise this community https://youtu.be/LN2bqXzXYeU?si=1AybxusWlg-y2Spd [Open]

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E Anonymous (ID: 1PXW9eLI 04/02/24 (Tue)03:31:35 No.463696997 >be saudi >live in one of biggest countries in asia >yet we have no rivers >not one >and we have no forests >I've never heard the sound of rushing water >never walked beneath trees so thick with leaves they hide the sun >All I know is sand and rocks >everywhere I go >rocks and sand and you westoids wonder why we hate you. No its not cuz youre infidels. It's cuz we have to live in a literal goddamn hellscape and you don't. So f--- you.

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Anonymous es shrimple as that 478 KB PNG 04/01/24(Mon) 19:45:08 No.76984279 >black/latina femcel >asked out by a white/asian dude >first thought in my mind would be that our kid would have major identity issues and when they're on the rope I have to look back on the time I said "yes" Did 4chan poison my brain 04/01/24(Mon)19:46:46 No.76984292 Anonymous >>76984279 (OP) # You could try being a good parent. I don't have any identity issues as a super mixed kid, I attribute this to my good parents. I am immune to racebait. >>76984420 # Anonymous >>76984279 (OP) # 04/01/24(Mon)19:49:31 No.76984316 >Did 4chan poison my brain Yes >black/latina white/asian Needs more colors >our kid would have major identity issues They would have this even with a certainty of race.

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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG >be me 04/02/24(Tue)05:13:09 No.76983224 >Work in a restaurant that serves coffee >owner is cheap as f--- >we literally only ordered decaf >you ask for coffee you get decaf >nobody ever notices >when they do they assume they just need more coffee >we make more money because we're not giving people actual caffeine >grade A business

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Anonymous The Nofap pill is a lie 4 KB JPG without jerking it 04/01/24(Mon) 12:00:19 No.73953930 >be me >hear all the benefits of semen retention >decide to give up masturbating >fail most times >stop browsing twitter and log off my nsfw reddit >finally managed to go a long time >I feel even more tired than usual >don't end up feeling like going to the gym in the morning or at night >work is even more of a slog than usual >social life doesn't improve and in fact, people say I'm even less talkative than usual >talks with my girlfriend become super bland and boring as we used to flirt and sext, but now I don't want to as I'd get horny and end up fapping >HURR DURR FAKR AND GAY ANON CANOT HAS GF BECAUSE HE IS LE 4chiNNER >usually end up fapping before bed or wake up horny an hour after sleeping to bust >now fight those urges >now I have sleep paralysis an hour into bed and feel something pushing on my chest >gave up YouTube and am super bored now too Mfw I'm 4 weeks on no fap and it hasn't done anything good for me, and has only made me more awkward and summoned a demon into my room >what should I do anon?

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Anonymous 124 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)02:23:44 No.913061458 >Food is unaffordable >Children forced to play Fortnite IRL >Society ruled by trannies Was The Hunger Games trying to warn us? Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)02:33:29 No.913061822 I dunno but I'd a--- f--- Katniss Everdeen.

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: Anonymous 11 KB JPG 04/02/24(Tue)18:15:47 No.76989024 >wife is 20 weeks pregnant with second child >genetic testing had come back saying no high risk of anything >wife gets ultrasound yesterday >everything is mainly fine but doctor says the back of the neck is just on the cusp of being big enough to be a sign of Down Syndrome >doctor says not to worry >been having a full-blown anxiety attack since then Is it wrong to plan to kill myself if the baby ends up with Downs? I can't live that life. I won't spend the next 50ish years being miserable but having to pretend I'm happy taking care of an adult with the mental capacity of a three year old.

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