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![T File: IMG_8056.jpg (127 KB, 1280x675) Its so f------ over Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)00:54:30 No.76940592 [Reply] >>76941145 >>76940622 >>76941070 >be me >last week >uni classmate I rarely talk too randomly invites me to play dnd >never played and but no friend loser and want to make friends so say yes >go to his dorm 2 nights ago and meet and group >female in group >shes hot >introduce myself >we all sit around coffee table and I practically rush to sit next to her >smile and she smiles back >they explain rules >create my character >make myself chad warrior >throughout session make jokes to girl, try to move closer and closer until our legs are touching >we get to a point in the game where were at a bar >ask her (in rp) to come to my room >she says no >assume its just banter >at the end of the night everyone is leaving, i offer to walk her home >she says no, but our buildings both happen to live in the same direction. >get to her dorm building first >saying goodbye >makeyourmove.jpg >go in for a kiss >first kiss >she laughs and goes back to room >walk home really happy >next day >friend sees me in class and immediately leaves >oh f--- >cop comes in class along with someone from school and pulls me out >informs me that she claims i sexually assulted her > ive been suspended from my college and have to move out my dorm tomorrow How the f--- do i tell my parents? I cant sleep. Showing all replies. Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)00:58:03 No.76940622 >>76940592 (OP). >>76940648 I literally cringed reading this, how the f--- did you not understand from her first no that she didn't want you. Why the F--- would you chase this poor woman and kiss her. Literally coomer.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/783/950/ec2.png "A \"misunderstanding\" | /r/Greentext")
![COMMITMENT 2016 TRUMP WINS ☐ Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)08:41:54 No.195395103 >>195395135 >>195395140 >>195395143 >>195395152 >>195395235 >>195395313 >>>195395381 >>195395453 >>195395454 >>195395499 >>195395506 This was the happiest moment of my life. >> Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)08:43:33 No.195395135 ►>>196395186 >> >> >>195395103 (OP) same. Literally made my day and I got to be smug in class for being the sole trump supporter. Then 2020 happens and I know ITS OVER. Even if Trump won this year, he will only win because he has slaved himself to the ZOG. ITS OVER Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)08:50:18 No.195395271 >>195395255 >>195395301 >>195395367 Lol that was so obviously rigged, in reality Trump won by an ever bigger margin than 2016 Anonymous | 03/29/24(Fri)08:51:44 No.195395287 >>195395253 mega cringe and terminally online >> Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)08:52:29 No.195395301 >>195395328 >>195395499 >>195395271 >in reality Trump won by an ever bigger margin than 2016 Deranged med-taker ☐ Anonymous | 03/29/24(Fri)08:52:56 No.195395312 File: Pepe fact.jpg (888 KB, 4444x4264) >non-americans who actually feel invested in American politics that's cringe to the extreme FACT Anonymous 03/29/24 (Fri)09:02:03 No.195395471 ►>>195395503 >>195395442 in 2019 border crossings were at their lowest point since the 50s. Now they're at an all time high thanks do Biden undoing all of Trump's policies. ☐ Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)09:02:20 No.195395474 >>195395521 I missed these threads ☐ Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)09:04:11 No.195395499 ► >>195395103 (OP) >>195395127 >>195395186 >>195395189 >>195395312 This is unironically me. I have zero clue but my own country's politics but spend hours arguing with democrats online. And when I do talk about India's politics, I often try to draw parallels to American politics, to the point my dad once exasperatedly said "Anon you don't live in America. Stop comparing everything to America's domestic issues." Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)09:04:11 No.195395500 ► Back when there was still sovl around... >>Anonymous [+] 03/29/24(Fri)09:04:18 No.195395503 ► >>195395471 You sure care a lot about a country that isn't yours.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/783/926/348.png "Australianon's happiest moment | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)17:04:39 No.195418061 images (25).jpg 26 KB JPG >so uhhhh Frieza comes back but... umm.. he's gold now or something lol >oh yeah there's a second Cell who is identical to the first >of course, Buu returns because of [reasons] duh It's literally must Fanservice: The Show. What room temperature IQ mouthbreathers still watch this stupid s---? : Anonymous mexicans >>195421227 # >>195431241 # 01/23/24(Tue)17:05:31 No.195418074](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/783/853/c94.jpeg "Anon doesn't like Dragon Ball Super | /r/Greentext")
