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T File: IMG_8056.jpg (127 KB, 1280x675) Its so f------ over Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)00:54:30 No.76940592 [Reply] >>76941145 >>76940622 >>76941070 >be me >last week >uni classmate I rarely talk too randomly invites me to play dnd >never played and but no friend loser and want to make friends so say yes >go to his dorm 2 nights ago and meet and group >female in group >shes hot >introduce myself >we all sit around coffee table and I practically rush to sit next to her >smile and she smiles back >they explain rules >create my character >make myself chad warrior >throughout session make jokes to girl, try to move closer and closer until our legs are touching >we get to a point in the game where were at a bar >ask her (in rp) to come to my room >she says no >assume its just banter >at the end of the night everyone is leaving, i offer to walk her home >she says no, but our buildings both happen to live in the same direction. >get to her dorm building first >saying goodbye >makeyourmove.jpg >go in for a kiss >first kiss >she laughs and goes back to room >walk home really happy >next day >friend sees me in class and immediately leaves >oh f--- >cop comes in class along with someone from school and pulls me out >informs me that she claims i sexually assulted her > ive been suspended from my college and have to move out my dorm tomorrow How the f--- do i tell my parents? I cant sleep. Showing all replies. Anonymous 03/29/24(Fri)00:58:03 No.76940622 >>76940592 (OP). >>76940648 I literally cringed reading this, how the f--- did you not understand from her first no that she didn't want you. Why the F--- would you chase this poor woman and kiss her. Literally coomer.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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