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Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)19:08:00 No.916042827 File: Screenshot 2024-03-12 212925.png (488 KB, 515x658) >be me 19, autism >have female friends >>916042883 >I don't discriminate based on gender >I like people that i find interesting, or are kind >I like being kind >I like making people happy >have glow up, went from 4/10 to 8/10 >lost weight, got stronger feel way better in my own skin >Female friends boyfriends started to hate me. >lost two friends to this >another one filled her head with the strangest of lies. >Hurts to lose people i cared about, but i move on. >Ones without boyfriends and some with, acting all strange around me. >some of new girls i met, are nervous or flirt with me, which is often a minefield to go though. >One Girl who has a boyfriend that told her to never speak to me again, and i think may like me is starting to talk to me a lot again over Instagram, and idk what to do with that mess. >then this morning i woke up to a message from a somewhat friend. >she said "No one wants me :( come over bring condoms" >this makes me feel so damn uncomfortable, what am i even meant to say to that. >ive just been in my room processing this all day. Idk what to do, I wanted to look better because i want to be liked, but now im more isolated and confused then ever. What do i do? how can i handle these situations. Ive lost my innocence, and wholesomeness.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

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Red state anon being smug | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: WRYGO8WV) 03/28/24(Thu)20:53:21 No.19903940 29 KB JPG >be California >shut down almost all fossil fuel and nuclear power plants resulting in massive rolling blackouts >mandate that everyone drive electric cars at the same time as the massive rolling blackouts >blame corporations so you don't have to change anything >Kafkaesque environmental regulations prevent the building of any new water reservoirs, resulting in massive once-in-a- century droughts every five years >no one can cut down any trees for the same reason, resulting in massive once-in-a-century wildfires every years five >blame global warming so you don't have to change anything >choose to build a massive megalopolis between the ocean and a mountain range, resulting in interminable smog >blame pollution so you don't have to change anything >legalize homelessness and get overrun with homeless people >legalize all drugs and get overrun with drug addicts >legalize all crime and get overrun with criminals >declare food, housing, education, healthcare, transportation, retirement and childcare "rights" that the government has to pay for >tax the f--- out of everything to try to pay for it >taxes make everything expensive as hell and no one can afford to live there >try to end poverty by raising the minimum wage to $20 an hour >no one can afford to hire anyone >everyone becomes unemployed and homeless >even people who make $20 an hour are homeless because everything is so expensive because of all the taxes and regulations and the fact that everyone makes 20 f------ dollars an hour >creates an inflationary spiral where the government keeps spending more and more money and everything keeps getting more and more expensive while cities are overrun with criminals, homeless people and drug addicts, there's no electricity, no water, nowhere to live, and everything is on fire >people get tired of it and leave >population begins to shrink for the first time in history >not even illegal immigrants want to move there >but at least you're not a bigoted anti-choice red state

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Anon has a fantasy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/28/24(Thu)06:13:16 No.264687672 GODren and GoDpo.gif 898 KB GIF God I wish we had a /dbs/ meetup so I could start swinging at the first m----------- who even references moeshit. Can you imagine? >everyone laughing, using "kneel" "cachinnation" and all that sort >suddenly a 5'5 rat blurts out "yeah I love [moeshit] Bejitabro by the-- >we do gif related >gets interrupted by the sudden noises of someone climbing over the table hurriedly >as soon as it turns its unshaven round face, the rat is tackled to the ground >BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, KRAKABOOM, BRAKOOM >another moeshitter is huddled on the floor covering its face muttering to itself "Jiren lost" over and over waiting for the onslaught to end God, literally my fantasy. >>264687705 # >>264687736 # >>264688108 #

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Anon switches to Recruit difficulty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: k02VqTC5 03/28/24(Thu)06:50:00 No.19901137 its so f------ over 88 KB GIF experience >be me >6'5, trains every day, decent looking >creates Tinder >0 matches first week >think my account is bugged >start swiping right on everyone >still nothing >get a random Ukrainian girl's photos and create a Tinder to see the girl's >getting superlikes as I'm setting my Zodiac sign >go take a shower >come back 20 minutes later >99+ likes, lots of super likes >start swiping right >everything is a match >getting super likes every 3 seconds as I write this It's so over

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/pol/ doesn't care if you're black, white or brown, as long as you're racist | /r/Greentext

View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace ±61_230917_n.png, 595KiB, 818x627 mawrie ID:22VNAqim Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:20:46 No.461683379 Report Quoted By: >>461683464 >>461683521 >>461683545 >>461683590 >>461683638 >>461683652 >>461683670 >>461683672 >>461683706 >>461684105 >>461685333 >>461685769 >>461686519 >>461686840 >>461687528 >>461687822 >>461689239 >>461691837 >>461691966 >>461691987 >>461692028 >>461692046 >>461692690 >>461693379 >>461694560 >>461695010 >>461697733 >>461699717 >>461703906 >>461704086 >>461704405 >>461705013 >>461705082 >>461706955 >>461708499 >>461710195 >>461717063 >>461718144 >>461718304 >>461718794 >>461726813 > /pol/s heroes are a Puerto Rican (ST), a Mexican (Nick Fuentes), a Cuban (Enrique Tarrio) You can't make this up View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace + 1707769728435542.jpg, 108KiB, 1024x920 Anonymous ID:qWUKUiko Thu 14 Mar 2024 08:22:49 No.461683521 Report Quoted By: >>461683698 >>461683703 >>461684242 >>461684293 >>461685209 >>461685368 >>461687528 >>461689550 >>461690122 >>461690880 >>461692288 >>461692666 >>461692786 >>461708242 >>461709506 >>461715393 >>461718424 >>461719807 >>461721956 >>461723737 >>461683379 Pol doesn't care what race a person is, as long as they are racist.

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Anon is a massive loser | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous COPIUM 177 KB PNG 03/28/24(Thu)15:19:31 No.195360133 > hope china fail so I don't miss out not learning chink language. > Hope ChatGPT and the various Al advance so much, so I don't miss out not being a codemonkeylet. > Hope Al generated images advance so much, so I didn't miss out not being a narcistic photo collecting f-----. > Hope Al advance so much it replaces job, so everybody can be put down into the same level as my NEET ass. > Hope the various happenings and wars intensify and escalate, so millions of young men like me suffer and died while I stayed comfy (peak schanderfreudism) > Hope China invades taiwan, so the world is f----- without computers > Hope global thermonuclear holocaust finally happens, so global trade and industry collapse, making me comy remaining a failure. Anything else to be added to my prayers?

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Kazakhastan is embracing "western values" | /r/Greentext

>>195 Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)20:40:25 No.195333388 >>195334811 >>195334847 >>195335089 >>195335154 >>195335313 >>195335927 >>195336298 >>195337071 >>195337696 >>195339211 >>195339666 >>195340321 What's so bad about Kazakhstan adoption western values? Liberal countries are wealthy, they have human rights, free speech, justice, equality, everything. What else should we strive for? Chinese dystopia? Or islamic backwardness? >> Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)20:45:59 No.195333565 Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)20:46:55 No.195333600 >>195333388 (OP). >>195333717 >>195333750 >>195335899 >"western values" is when you have f----- and transvestites running around. The gayer you are, the closer you are to the west apparently.

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Out of the Mist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)15:35:23 No.76886608 NATWY 1709030298186019.jpg 36 KB JPG I'm not a NEET but I live like one. >at midnight >go to work >sit on computer for 8 hours, not interacting with a single person >go home in the morning to a tiny apartment >sit on the computer for another 6 hours >sleep during the day >repeat This is my whole life. I don't talk or interact with a single human being. I'm just on the computer all the time and my scheduled is inverted. I have no friends.

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brrrrrreer | /r/Greentext

File: 6d3b96ede33a7d7b7f9b86187(...).jpg (33 KB, 736x736) Anonymous 03/18/24(Mon)23:03:31 No.76833512 a platypus? >>76833516 >>76834520 Anonymous 03/18/24(Mon)23:04:07 No.76833516 ► File: 6d3b96ede33a7d7b7f9b86187(...).jpg (34 KB, 736x736) >>76833512 (OP) PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?!?!!?!??!? Anonymous 03/19/24(Tue)02:15:07 No.76834520 ► >>76833512 (OP) I hope exclusively good things happen in your life.

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Imagine acting like this over some girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Help me with my alcoholic brot(...) 103 KB JPG alcohol >drinks on the job 03/28/24(Thu)06:57:49 No.30967345 My brother is a complete f------ disaster and it's starting to concern me. >almost 30 >total alcoholic >was neet for a few months >finally got an independent contracting job at some house (his only skill) >spends all his earnings on more >already crashed 2 cars >is always either mopey and depressed, or drunk and aggressive >constantly getting into screaming matches with dad and rest of family, sometimes breaking s---. >tells me he just wants to party and do drugs until he dies. >lately threatening to kill himself all the time >try to make him go to rehab, refuses to go >constantly gaslighting and blaming everyone else for his problems >is often drunk and and impossible to talk to or reason with >doesn't listen to any advice >is getting worse and more aggressive (probably over some ho who dumped him) I'm legitimately scared of how badly this could end. How can I help him? This is the whole family's problem and stressing all of us. This needs to stop before it gets much much worse. It's already so terrible

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anon is 28 | /r/Greentext

File: 1627485972218.jpg (100 KB, 750x728) ME? HA YEAH MAN IM GOOD JUST A LITTLE TIRED... Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)15:11:57 No.76924087 [Reply] >>76927593 >>76927640 Aging as a loser knowing where you are headed and there's nothing you can do to change it is so f------ brutal man, after 25 it's so over. >can't learn the social skills you missed out on >can't hang out with younger people who are more social because they see you as an old p-------- man >everyone your age "settled down" now because they "already did that stuff" and see you as immature if you want to do it >can't reinvent yourself, make up for lost youth >can't ever truly become fluent in a language because of declining neuroplasticity and missing the critical period >can't ever truly become skilled at an instrument for the same reason > can't ever truly learn chess or programming or anything for the same reason like people who did it as kids >start having little aches and pains, d--- doesn't get as hard, hip starts cracking, back starts tweaking, start to get out of breath >seeing wrinkles on your face and your skin just lose that 'glow' >start gaining weight easily, all goes to your gut, doesn't come off as easily I'm going to turn 28 and my life is basically f------ over. + 61 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)20:25:47 No.76927593 ► >>76924087 (OP) What you are saving is very real to a point but be honest with me OP you j------- a lot dont you?

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Anon is doomed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/27/24(Wed)12:38:07 No.30966307 What do i do in this situation? >completely autistic and retarded >parents are fuckups poor alcoholics that don't own anything >can't take care of myself have to live with parents >entire life has been sad >no vacations no happiness just poverty and alcohol >hate them but not much I can do >they gave me 80 years of suffering in hell >despite living in the best economy of all time they did nothing >dad got a better job but just started buying more booze and stupid s--- Literally everyone I met has a better life than me 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon wnh twinkhon snoymoder qt tgf. ngmi 41 | /r/Greentext

File (hide): 1711569735356i.gif (35.61 KB, 250x255, 1709752946793.gif)ImgOps [-] 0▸ Chud 4 hours ago No157199 Quote >>157207 >>157219 >be pol turd >skin as brown as s--- >first language is either spanish or arabic >retarded and distorted world view >addicted to bwc cuck p--- >seethe at AmeriDEITIES >seethe at European DEITIES >borderline communist (sucks Russian and Chinese clitties) >will burn xhirself for Palestine (in order to own le hecking liberals!) >latinx for Trump >thinks the sharty is /pol/ with wojaks >will scroll tiktok edits of My Little Dark age slop >LARPS as nazi despite being borderline communist, having mizrahi or sephardic jewish blood for being a latinx shitskin or some middle easterner mistery meat >would probably troon out had he choosed watching anime over browsing on the 4cuckold

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