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File: 1627485972218.jpg (100 KB, 750x728) ME? HA YEAH MAN IM GOOD JUST A LITTLE TIRED... Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)15:11:57 No.76924087 [Reply] >>76927593 >>76927640 Aging as a loser knowing where you are headed and there's nothing you can do to change it is so f------ brutal man, after 25 it's so over. >can't learn the social skills you missed out on >can't hang out with younger people who are more social because they see you as an old p-------- man >everyone your age "settled down" now because they "already did that stuff" and see you as immature if you want to do it >can't reinvent yourself, make up for lost youth >can't ever truly become fluent in a language because of declining neuroplasticity and missing the critical period >can't ever truly become skilled at an instrument for the same reason > can't ever truly learn chess or programming or anything for the same reason like people who did it as kids >start having little aches and pains, d--- doesn't get as hard, hip starts cracking, back starts tweaking, start to get out of breath >seeing wrinkles on your face and your skin just lose that 'glow' >start gaining weight easily, all goes to your gut, doesn't come off as easily I'm going to turn 28 and my life is basically f------ over. + 61 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)20:25:47 No.76927593 ► >>76924087 (OP) What you are saving is very real to a point but be honest with me OP you j------- a lot dont you?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/27/24(Wed)12:38:07 No.30966307 What do i do in this situation? >completely autistic and retarded >parents are fuckups poor alcoholics that don't own anything >can't take care of myself have to live with parents >entire life has been sad >no vacations no happiness just poverty and alcohol >hate them but not much I can do >they gave me 80 years of suffering in hell >despite living in the best economy of all time they did nothing >dad got a better job but just started buying more booze and stupid s--- Literally everyone I met has a better life than me 3 Replies View Thread

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File (hide): 1711569735356i.gif (35.61 KB, 250x255, 1709752946793.gif)ImgOps [-] 0▸ Chud 4 hours ago No157199 Quote >>157207 >>157219 >be pol turd >skin as brown as s--- >first language is either spanish or arabic >retarded and distorted world view >addicted to bwc cuck p--- >seethe at AmeriDEITIES >seethe at European DEITIES >borderline communist (sucks Russian and Chinese clitties) >will burn xhirself for Palestine (in order to own le hecking liberals!) >latinx for Trump >thinks the sharty is /pol/ with wojaks >will scroll tiktok edits of My Little Dark age slop >LARPS as nazi despite being borderline communist, having mizrahi or sephardic jewish blood for being a latinx shitskin or some middle easterner mistery meat >would probably troon out had he choosed watching anime over browsing on the 4cuckold

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Anonymous 52 KB JPG 03/27/24(Wed)21:46:42 No.916001652 >Be me >Be NEET >Woke up this Wednesday at 6 in the afternoon >Live at my mum's house >Went to the shop earlier and spent the last of my money on a packet of Custard Creams for 60p >Have half a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi Max and a tub of Activia left in the fridge >My plans for tonight are to therefore do a bit of shitposting on news tweets about the Baltimore bridge crash and maybe do a bit of griefing on DOTA 2 >My mum's already gone to sleep so I'll probably jack it a few times as well. Yeah, tonight is shaping up to be pretty good so far. Why haven't you chosen the NEET life?

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Board /o/ - Auto Anonymous 57 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 03/18/24(Mon)08:21:41 No.27505226 >>27505213 # I finally sat on a 450SS and I liked that they copied the seat from a 600/1000 instead of the typical lightweight bike so there was actually enough room to move my ass back to tuck in but when I started thinking about building a track bike out of one because of that I realized clip ons would be obstructed by fake ram air tubes, and then I saw the axle blocks shaped like aftermarket axle adjusters, and then I realized the huge race bike looking heel plates are positioned in a way they don't actually do anything the tiny ones on a Ninja 400 don't and on top of the stupid wings I'm just sort of annoyed by it. On the other hand the direct competition is the RS457 which is also the incredibly compelling combination of Chinese production and Aprilia parts logistics. (plus those wop f-------- making sport bikes that require replacement top clamps to mount clip ons, f------ c----). Luckily my local race orgs have a class structure that makes 450s pretty worthless anyways. If I was in the market to ever buy another low displacement street bike I would never even f------ think about anything but Kawasaki, Yamaha, and Honda.

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Chud 14 hours ago No155660 [Reply] >SAAAAAAAAAAAR WE ARE NOTHING LIKE THOSE SMELLY DIRTY INDIANS SAAAAAARRRRR >PLEASE IGNORE THE FACT THAT WE ARE MUCH POORER AND SURVIVE ONLY BECAUSE OF AMERICAN AID SAARRRR >THE HINDU COW WORSHIPPERS ARE THE R--- APES SAAAARRRR PLEASE IGNORE THAT OUR R--- RATE IS HIGHER SAAAAR pakis pretending to be better than 'jeets used to be funny but at this point its just sad. you're not just the same as them, you're much worse somehow

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File: Kagami phone.jpg (45 KB, 564x564) Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)23:11:26 No.35170696 >ask the guy I'm seeing what physical traits he likes about me >>35170716 >>35170731 >>35171464 >>35171648 >>3517 >he says "not sure how to answer that without sounds pervy or creepy" >I tell him not to worry about that and go ahead >he says that he likes my 'full lips, big boobs,' and the fact that I always wear pantyhose >tfw kind of icked out by his response maybe it's my fault for insisting lol Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)23:14:27 No.35170716 >>35170696 (OP). Talking about icks is female brained Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)23:16:01 No.35170731 Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)00:59:21 No.35171464 >>35170696 (OP). >>35170696 (OP). pantyhose makes me feel agp but I like wearing it too and I think men like to see me wear it >>35171629 explain?????? how did he f--- up???? f------ s--- thread Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)01:20:14 No.35171629 >>35171464 This thread is transbian propaganda to smear chasers Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)01:22:54 No.35171648 >>35170696 (OP). >ask question >get answer >how could this happen? What the f--- did you expect? >> Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed)02:00:33 No.35171857 >>35170696 (OP) >Ask specifically about physical attributes he likes >He answers honestly >does nothing wrong >You get an "ick" after you asked in the first place Truly fembrained

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: Anonymous 03/27/24(Wed) 06:20:57 No.20343469 300 23DE5BC0-38C5-4C9A-8946-CB39DABF3291.jpg >makes muzzies seethe 107 KB JPG >tastes and smells amazing >extremely versatile in the types of dishes it works with >extremely easy and quick to cook >cheap >actually one of the best foods for raising testosterone due to the saturated fat Is bacon the most based food?

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: Anonymous 03/22/24(Fri)15:44:51 No.197514393 I'm tired . . Markiplier 6.5M views 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55

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Australia is the worst country to be incel in Australia is the worst country(...) 51 KB JPG 03/27/24(Wed)16:47:03 No.76918221 >mogged everywhere by aussie chads >women are hot as f--- and always dressed skimpily >housing is the most expensive in the world, almost impossible to get on the property ladder >extroverted social culture filters shy autists

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Anonymous 108 KB JPEG 3/27/2024, 7:24:09 AM (AcuteNight Earlier) No.39302537 > Georgy loved to read and lovingly always went to the library to love on others! she loved to go at night for there were always new opportunities! this night in particular was very cute! it started with her waking up from her all so very loving evening nap that was awesomely and solely setup for the loving occasion of an all very loving cute library trip! she headed towards her closet to put on the lovely clothes she had set aside for such an event, she wore her hair straight and happily ran to the library! - getting there she seen much friends and Many new really awesome faces! she greeted all with a heartwarming smile then slowly but patiently moved on to find a book! she searched and searched till she found something magical: a glowing book sparkling with glittery cuteness! this not only blessed her greatly but it reminded Georgy of her favorite pony! (cutebeginnings)

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: Anonymous PC gaming is unironically over 37 KB JPG battered one 03/27/24(Wed) 15:36:00 No.671512954 >Software bloat has completely outpaced hardware advances >A decent PC rig will cost >$2000. $1000 is no longer enough >Discrete GPUs cost a fortune, while IGPUs are still s--- >If you want a decent GPU, you may have to go used where you have a very good chance of getting a crypto/ai >Have to settle for sub 60fps and 1080p using upscale, same quality as 15 years ago >Old games are poorly supported and indie games run like s--- despite being 2D and all >Chink GPU, the only hope out of this hellscape turns out to be a disappointment. How do you cope getting priced out of this hobby?

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