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Anonymous 108 KB JPEG 3/27/2024, 7:24:09 AM (AcuteNight Earlier) No.39302537 > Georgy loved to read and lovingly always went to the library to love on others! she loved to go at night for there were always new opportunities! this night in particular was very cute! it started with her waking up from her all so very loving evening nap that was awesomely and solely setup for the loving occasion of an all very loving cute library trip! she headed towards her closet to put on the lovely clothes she had set aside for such an event, she wore her hair straight and happily ran to the library! - getting there she seen much friends and Many new really awesome faces! she greeted all with a heartwarming smile then slowly but patiently moved on to find a book! she searched and searched till she found something magical: a glowing book sparkling with glittery cuteness! this not only blessed her greatly but it reminded Georgy of her favorite pony! (cutebeginnings)

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 11/21/22(Mon)08:15:50 No.125422100 KANE 1666091736503.jpg 163 KB JPG >let the FACKIN 'ate flow fru you lad

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t3h boyk1sSeR oF d00m hi every 1!!! :3 97 KB PNG 03/26/24(Tue)16:03:11 No.35163282 *holds up catboy* hi every1 im new!!!!!!! my name is kayden but u can call me t3h b0yk1sSeR OF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch boku w/ my boyfriends (im pan if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SO000 random!!!! theyre random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Λ *glomps u* t3h b0yk1sSeR oF d00m Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:03:48 No.35163284 >>35163282 (OP) # god you are such an annoying f----- Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:05:21 No.35163301 t3h boyk1sSeR oF d00m 03/26/24(Tue)16:05:50 No.35163309 Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:06:13 No.35163313 Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:50:45 No.35163672 Least obvious fed Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:54:07 No.35163697 Hai Kayden!!!!! (^_^) Or should I say... t3h b0yk1sSeR OF d00m!! Teehee :^). How r U 2day! Do u wanna be frends...? Lolz. *Squeezies you* WAFFLEZ! : Anonymous >>35163282 (OP) # 03/26/24(Tue)16:59:00 No.35163735 rawr X3 welcome to teh chans kayden ^w^ : Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)17:01:03 No.35163748 >>35163282 (OP) # kill yourself at the earliest convenience Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)17:01:24 No.35163753 Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)17:06:05 No.35163790 People used to talk like this on the internet unironically >>35163826 #

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Anonymous 52 KB JPEG 3/26/2024, 7:41:44 PM (Acute Night Earlier) No.38120050 > Jenny and her friends were having a high-school slumber party and all girls wanted slushies! they lovingly waited Until 4am to dress up in girly princess costumes and spend money! - lovingly ready to have so much fun lol - next they lovingly raced to Jenny's candy cane decorated vehicle in a awesome joyous rush, heads filled with cute silly thoughts! (cutebeginnings)

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Anonymous 34 KB JPEG 3/25/2024, 4:12:22 PM (Acute Night Earlier) No. 17268041 > in a lovly town named lovelyville there was such goodness that happened each day! to cats dancing and or happy joy filled animals! each day thiswas amazing for lizzy, for she sovery lovingly loved prettyanimals! > this night she had awoke from the loveliest dream: > it was about morning in her lovely dream and lizzy decided to go forest walking into the prettiest forest ever! the trees blossomed purple and the grass was filled with rainbowed every colored candy! she amazed! walked into A 4foot fluffy soft purring kitty that licked her head to toe! she screeched for joy for this was truly cute and all things within this dream was completely and perfectly favored just for her!! (cutebeginnings)

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