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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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t3h boyk1sSeR oF d00m hi every 1!!! :3 97 KB PNG 03/26/24(Tue)16:03:11 No.35163282 *holds up catboy* hi every1 im new!!!!!!! my name is kayden but u can call me t3h b0yk1sSeR OF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch boku w/ my boyfriends (im pan if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SO000 random!!!! theyre random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Λ *glomps u* t3h b0yk1sSeR oF d00m Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:03:48 No.35163284 >>35163282 (OP) # god you are such an annoying f----- Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:05:21 No.35163301 t3h boyk1sSeR oF d00m 03/26/24(Tue)16:05:50 No.35163309 Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:06:13 No.35163313 Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:50:45 No.35163672 Least obvious fed Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)16:54:07 No.35163697 Hai Kayden!!!!! (^_^) Or should I say... t3h b0yk1sSeR OF d00m!! Teehee :^). How r U 2day! Do u wanna be frends...? Lolz. *Squeezies you* WAFFLEZ! : Anonymous >>35163282 (OP) # 03/26/24(Tue)16:59:00 No.35163735 rawr X3 welcome to teh chans kayden ^w^ : Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)17:01:03 No.35163748 >>35163282 (OP) # kill yourself at the earliest convenience Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)17:01:24 No.35163753 Anonymous 03/26/24(Tue)17:06:05 No.35163790 People used to talk like this on the internet unironically >>35163826 #

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: Anonymous 03/24/24(Sun)10:21:02 No.76884416 ENOUGH 222.jpg 5 KB JPG >be me >uber eats driver >get an order by a girl named michelle >it's some vegan wings bs with vegan ranch dip (didnt know that s--- had meat in the first place) >based on her name and diet realize she's probably a hot as hell health nut >get extremely horny >decide to put some meat in her ranch >send her a message telling her im stopping for gas but just stop by the gas station >dip my d--- in the ranch dip >feels glorious >deliver her food tunrs out its an ugly t----- anons that f------ degenerate wouldve paid for that s--- and i gave it for free

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: Anonymous 03/25/24(Mon)18:36:31 No.671370476 1711035251310077.jpg 105 KB JPG >I says to my wife, "how come you can't take the Ring? It just doesn't seem fair making these Hobbit kids carry it" >And she says to me, "in place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!" >Nice to know she wouldn't let the Ring change her. >>671376963 # >>671382652 # >>671385423 # >>671385550 # >>671409558 # >>671409631 # >>671410254 # >>671411738 # >>671414624 # >>671416623 #

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: Anonymous Late night thoughts 44 KB JPG 03/26/24(Tue)18:04:16 No. 10947199 > be me > don't go to school > be in bed all day > smoke dmt and weed before going to sleep > can't sleep > masturbated to help fall asleep > doesn't begin to feel urge to c-- until thinking about eating someone out > pretends I am eating my girlfriend's p---- > I am girlfriend > c-- to me eating my own imaginary p---- Did I just factory reset my brain?

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: Anonymous (ID: LyJHMiRu 03/26/24(Tue)21:50:43 No. 19891531 >Walk into work >Co-worker points at my hat and says "Hey, that hat is a different color" >I try and be funny "You're a different color" >He's Mexican 51 KB JPG

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Anonymous 52 KB JPEG 3/26/2024, 7:41:44 PM (Acute Night Earlier) No.38120050 > Jenny and her friends were having a high-school slumber party and all girls wanted slushies! they lovingly waited Until 4am to dress up in girly princess costumes and spend money! - lovingly ready to have so much fun lol - next they lovingly raced to Jenny's candy cane decorated vehicle in a awesome joyous rush, heads filled with cute silly thoughts! (cutebeginnings)

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57KiB, 590x665, 1537237339271.jpg I've become a gang stalker Anonymous Sat 30 Nov 2019 16:03:31 No.23848875 >hear about the YouTube gang stalking community >go down massive rabbit hole of videos View >it's a bunch of people who convince themselves they're being stalked based on really weak evidence >they're convinced their stalkers always drive red cars for some reason >I drive a red pickup truck >think this gang stalking hysteria is hilarious >driving home from work one day, just happening to be following the same person almost the entire way home >think of gang stalking videos >begin following people around my development because I thought it was funny >most people don't give a f---, eventually get bored >last week >doing my usual thing one day because bored >silver Nissan Sentra I'm following turns into my development >they begin speeding up >I keep pace >they speed up more >I keep pace >we're doing 50 in a 25 >person is probably s------- bricks >I finally let off, pull up to my house >they keep flying down the street, hear slight tire squeal as they go around the corner >laughing my ass off >today >driving around my development normally, stop at stop sign >same Sentra from before drives past >sees me and guns it >drive home laughing again >then the realization sets in >this person is probably in fear for their life, all because I just got bored one day and started following them >I knew it was weird before but now I feel like an absolute creep >mfw I have become a gang stalker If you're out there, I'm sorry Sentra driver.

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File: throw-in-the-towel-apollo.jpg (14 KB, 482x365) Anonymous 01/09/16(Sat) 10:03:30 No.64664230 >>64664268 >>64664868 >>64665228 >>64665791 >>64665946 >>64665988 >>64666552 >>64669620 >>64669797 >>64672091 Why didn't he threw the towel? Anonymous 01/09/16(Sat) 10:04:37 No. 64664268 >>64664230 (OP) because tarantino is a hack and comes with all kinds of non sense since people are ok with it >> Anonymous 01/09/16(Sat) 10:06:43 No.64664328 >>>64664700 >>64664728 >>64666239 >>64666339 >>64670554 File: 250713be9673365med.jpg (33 KB, 589x500) Anonymous 01/09/16(Sat) 10: 19:58 No.64664700 >>64669254 >>64670069 >>64670554 >>64671523 File: rocky4d.jpg (390 KB, 1280x688) >>64664328 >ey Apollo >ding ding, right? >heh heh right? >well I feel like a Kentucky fried idiot right now >ey >'ey upollo *nudges his lifeless body* >'ey >its nottabout how hard y'hit >its about how hard yuhgeDDHIT and keep movin' FORWARD! >ey upollo? *nudges his lifeless body again* >f--- em have the towel >>64664728 >>64666239 >>64666339 >>>64666529 >>64667315 >>64668808 *Paulie's birthday robot accidentally bumps into his corpse*

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home /r9k/ 03/26/24(Tue)17:44:54 No.76913296 >"Wahhh, women are nothing but bitches and w----- who won't date me!" Also /r9k/: >extremely unhealthy 35 KB JPG >eats crap >has low wage jobs >does not exercise >smells terrible >does not wash their butts Gee, I wonder why you don't have girlfriends?

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Anonymous 34 KB JPEG 3/25/2024, 4:12:22 PM (Acute Night Earlier) No. 17268041 > in a lovly town named lovelyville there was such goodness that happened each day! to cats dancing and or happy joy filled animals! each day thiswas amazing for lizzy, for she sovery lovingly loved prettyanimals! > this night she had awoke from the loveliest dream: > it was about morning in her lovely dream and lizzy decided to go forest walking into the prettiest forest ever! the trees blossomed purple and the grass was filled with rainbowed every colored candy! she amazed! walked into A 4foot fluffy soft purring kitty that licked her head to toe! she screeched for joy for this was truly cute and all things within this dream was completely and perfectly favored just for her!! (cutebeginnings)

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Anon's mom gets him a gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: h1clNvJ2 01/25/24(Thu)10:19:02 No.456375210 >>456370839 (OP) # >be me >have no friends >no job >essentially a recluse that stays inside >mom started off joking around about me getting a gf when i was younger >as i'm getting older she's getting more and more desperate constantly mentioning about how she'd like grandkids >has actually gone out of her way to set me up with an asian girl with a friend from the family >apparently she's a qt3.14 girl that hasn't had a bf before kinda feel ambivilant about the whole thing i guess but i'll go on a date with her, i guess my family feels that the only way i'm going to get a gf is if they actually set up an arranged relationship >>456386987 #

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