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147 KB JPEG > be me > live in typical small town > gas station, post office, movie theater > rural as f--- > there's a 15-point buck that lives near what you can call our downtown > been here for years > town calls him A------ Jerry > started as a joke but just kinda took off > most excitement this town has had in a long time > he's basically a celebrity so gets a free pass > people leave salt blocks out for him > a------ jerry will eat their flowers instead > knock garbage cans over > chasing dogs and stuff > just being a nuisance because he's a f------ a------ > on my way to work one morning and there he is in the street just kinda milling around > probably retarded honestly > "JERRY GET THE F--- OUTTA THE ROAD!" > lay on my horn, he casually meanders off > f------ goddamnit jerry now i'm late > boss accepts excuse because small town and jerry is a valid excuse for being late > everybody hates jerry but loves him >suddenly jerry stops coming around one day > people looking for him and s--- like hes a missing child > turns out some out-of-town hunter poached him > in the local park of all places > what the f--- > whole town mourns because we're insane i guess > obituary in the paper about a------ jerry > what kind of a------ poaches a------ jerry > this is why we cant have nice things

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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