Don't you hate me? I know I would. | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

JPG | 67.65 KB Friday 2024-02-09 23:05:32 2 hours ago anyone else like this? >make a bunch of friends >become very close with them >they adore me >start acting like a p------------ for no reason >make plans just to cancel them >reel them in by being nice for awhile >act like a p------------ again >it just makes them love me even more why am i like this

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 76404789 >Be me >Be sick of being a mentally ill schizoid autist >Decide that I am going to npcmaxx >Buy a six pack of beer, turn on the cricket, and spend the whole night trying to surpress any internal monologue I have JPG | 40.51 KB Friday 2024-02-09 16:12:03 2 hours ago >Any time a thought comes up, I just drown it out with an npc phrase >"THE WINDIES ARE LOOKING GOOD THIS YEAR", "THEY ARE REALLY PUTTING ME UNDER THE PUMP AT WORK", "YEAH, I GUESS THE LATEST MARVEL FILM WAS ALRIIIIIGHT..." >Get tired and buzzed and go to bed >This is usually the time when the existential dread hits the hardest >Just use my trick to interrupt my internal monologue >"NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF THE IMPORTED BEERS", "THE LAWN COULD USE A BIT OF A MOW", "IT'S A HOT ONE TODAY, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Fall asleep pretty fast >Wake up feeling better than I ever had >Get to the office >Head straight to the kitchen for coffee >One of my coworkers who I never talk to is there already >Without thinking, just blurt out "BACK AT IT FOR ANOTHER WEEK, AY" >He says "TOO RIGHT, MATE, TOO RIGHT. ANOTHER HOT ONE TODAY, THOUGH, AY?" >"YEAH, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Get to my desk feeling pretty pumped : Ngl bros, this feels pretty f------ good. You should try it.

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Anonymous 275 KB PNG Anonymous 22 KB JPG 02/08/24(Thu)13:54:22 No.666460713 >TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF! 02/08/24(Thu)13:55:28 No.666460798 >PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!

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