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: Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.666503160 gears-of-war-3.png 2.41 MB PNG >Fascist government is the good guy >Being a cog in the machine is good >Had literal r--- farms to produce roided up babies to fight in its forever war >A character was in said r--- farm and was r---- for years before they realized she was infertile How the f--- did Gears of War get away with this s---?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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File: il_1588xN.3336284037_c3ko.jpg (197 KB, 1588x893) WWW.ETSY.COM/SHOP/SHARPWRITER Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)22:00:26 No.913656357 KILL ALL COMMIES KILL ALL NAZIS RAHHH HEUSER 15

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Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)21:01:18 No. 5886110 > be me > working at a fast-food joint > typical day, taking orders at the drive-thru > suddenly, a car pulls up blasting heavy metal music > can barely hear the customer over the noise > take their order, everything seems normal > they pull up to the window > hand them their food > notice the driver is wearing a full clown costume > not just any clown, but one straight out of a horror movie > trying to keep it cool, hand over the food with a smile > they stare at me with those creepy clown eyes > then, without a word, honks their nose, revs the engine, and speeds off > just another day in fast food hell

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Anonymous (ID: 4fXGLblf) 150 KB PNG 02/08/24(Thu)20:26:12 No.458028773 >If you don't mind, i will take 30 seconds or minute to give you short history lesson >proceeds to talk for 30 minutes was this a power move?

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Anonymous 275 KB PNG Anonymous 22 KB JPG 02/08/24(Thu)13:54:22 No.666460713 >TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF! 02/08/24(Thu)13:55:28 No.666460798 >PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!

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: Anonymous (ID: 9eDiNmkY It's so f------ tiresome Hey hello, so I just saw you and... I'M TIRED OF THIS S---! WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THAT? I WILL NEVER GET A GF! 01/31/24(Wed)14:08:38 No.457133741 eww, gross go to hell don't ever talk to me i have a boyfriend you're a misogynist! no wonder no girl like you that's not the attitude, incel You WILL leave your job You WILL abandon your friends and family You WILL go back to school and sign up for meaningless classes You WILL find your gf at Uni ONLY You WILL be in debt with a gf and be happy [BLOCKED] you're just bitter not all women are like that 1705220752029872.jpg 168 KB JPG MERSY STAN [GHOSTED] >Anon you're too fit for your height >Anon women don't care about looks THIS x1.000 TIMES DUDE, JUST KEEP TRYING. IT'S REALLY EASY TO MEET GIRLS. YOU'LL FIND ONE SOMEDAY. have you tried Tinder? There are many girls there >Anon you can't expect women to approach you; you need to talk to women >Anon you can't cold approach, that's creepy. >Also if you're a chad women will approach you lol >Anon you need to work out and get fit, height doesn't matter >Anon you need to mew >Lol anon all you need to do is shower and smell nice It's so f------ tiresome. No matter what you do there's always another issue and nobody can have an honest f------ conversation with you.

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: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)19:27:46 No.193478799 Trudeau.png 655 KB PNG >Wore blackface so many times he can't even keep track >Chills with nazi veterans >Strongman who silences his opponents and freezes their finances >Mocks other cultures by dressing up as caricatures of them >Legalized MAID which provides troons with a legal way to ack themselves >Increases the level of homophobia in Canada by importing hordes of Muslims >And to balance the aforementioned point out, redpills the whites by allowing 3rd world Arab and Indian hordes to swarm the country If a secret recording was leaked showing that Trudeau is actually a secret chud who was playing 4d chess all along to redpill Canada, what would be your reaction?

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Anonymous 09/04/22(Sun)16:42:04 No.68216361 >>68216369 >>68216375 >>68216399 >>68216457 >>68216179 >be me >autismo doing calisthrnics at the gym >cute girl approaches me >Hey, do you climb? >err um... w-what? >Are you into rock climbing? >Oh um n-no >Oh, well you look like a climber >heh heh t-thanks? It looks cool I'd like to try it >Oh yeah? There's this great place down the road from here, you should try it sometime >Ok, I'll check it out >*awkward silence* >Well... nice talking to you... >A few minutes later >*face palm* F---, she wanted me to go rock climbing with her Why was I born this way?

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: Anonymous 226 KB JPG 02/07/24(Wed)03:28:34 No.193457970 >regular goods cost 2x compared to the US >housing costs 3x compared to the US >income is 2/3 what the US is >taxes are 1.5x what the US is How the f--- do they afford to live? : Anonymous [+] >>193457970 (OP) # I live with my mom 02/07/24(Wed)03:31:21 No.193458079

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: Anonymous 09/17/22(Sat)03:37:36 No.70243683 >someone stole my sandwich for one week straight >ask HR for camera recording >it's Ahmed the Islam enjoyer >trap card: activated >make the pork as tendie as possible so it feels like chicken (40gr) >spread bacon grease on the both bread slice (7g) >2 drops of white wine alcohol 139 KB PNG >feed him for 8 months, he even brags about some infidels always prepare lunch for him so far he has consumed 7.680 kg (16.93 lbs) pork, 1.344 kg (2.96 lbs) of bacon grease and 1/9 of vinegar bottle. any Islamic scholars here know how deep in hell he is now?

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