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Anonymous 148 KB JPG 02/09/24 (Fri)14:40:28 No.76407665 >be me >try to go the gym >everywhere there's girls with their asses out >try to gravitate my gaze toward the ground >try to find the locker rooms without getting cancelled >it's like a f------ minesweeper game >except mines there's asses and crotches of way to tight clothes

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 76404789 >Be me >Be sick of being a mentally ill schizoid autist >Decide that I am going to npcmaxx >Buy a six pack of beer, turn on the cricket, and spend the whole night trying to surpress any internal monologue I have JPG | 40.51 KB Friday 2024-02-09 16:12:03 2 hours ago >Any time a thought comes up, I just drown it out with an npc phrase >"THE WINDIES ARE LOOKING GOOD THIS YEAR", "THEY ARE REALLY PUTTING ME UNDER THE PUMP AT WORK", "YEAH, I GUESS THE LATEST MARVEL FILM WAS ALRIIIIIGHT..." >Get tired and buzzed and go to bed >This is usually the time when the existential dread hits the hardest >Just use my trick to interrupt my internal monologue >"NEVER BEEN A HUGE FAN OF THE IMPORTED BEERS", "THE LAWN COULD USE A BIT OF A MOW", "IT'S A HOT ONE TODAY, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Fall asleep pretty fast >Wake up feeling better than I ever had >Get to the office >Head straight to the kitchen for coffee >One of my coworkers who I never talk to is there already >Without thinking, just blurt out "BACK AT IT FOR ANOTHER WEEK, AY" >He says "TOO RIGHT, MATE, TOO RIGHT. ANOTHER HOT ONE TODAY, THOUGH, AY?" >"YEAH, BUT AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT" >Get to my desk feeling pretty pumped : Ngl bros, this feels pretty f------ good. You should try it.

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2MiB, 1552x868, 1688872751737.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO [4/2/4] Anonymous Fri 29 Dec 2023 18:09:53 No.191833090 Quoted By: >>191833129 >>191833156 >If Ivanka wasn't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her. >It's okay to call Ivanka a piece of ass. >If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father... What did he mean by this? View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous 12/16/15(Wed)14:32:49 No.51899305 >interviewer has a Yui figure on his desk >oh y-you like k-on too? who's your favorite? >interviewer: that's a gift from my daughter, she's 7, with a disgusted look on his face >oh... i didn't get the job >>51899332 >>51899353 >>51899373 >>51899761 >>51900570

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: Anonymous pic unrelated Am I gay? >be me 02/08/24(Thu)16:03:29 No.913645035 5G (7 >straight cis guy

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: Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)10:26:23 No.666503160 gears-of-war-3.png 2.41 MB PNG >Fascist government is the good guy >Being a cog in the machine is good >Had literal r--- farms to produce roided up babies to fight in its forever war >A character was in said r--- farm and was r---- for years before they realized she was infertile How the f--- did Gears of War get away with this s---?

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File: il_1588xN.3336284037_c3ko.jpg (197 KB, 1588x893) WWW.ETSY.COM/SHOP/SHARPWRITER Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)22:00:26 No.913656357 KILL ALL COMMIES KILL ALL NAZIS RAHHH HEUSER 15

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Anonymous 02/08/24(Thu)21:01:18 No. 5886110 > be me > working at a fast-food joint > typical day, taking orders at the drive-thru > suddenly, a car pulls up blasting heavy metal music > can barely hear the customer over the noise > take their order, everything seems normal > they pull up to the window > hand them their food > notice the driver is wearing a full clown costume > not just any clown, but one straight out of a horror movie > trying to keep it cool, hand over the food with a smile > they stare at me with those creepy clown eyes > then, without a word, honks their nose, revs the engine, and speeds off > just another day in fast food hell

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Anonymous (ID: 4fXGLblf) 150 KB PNG 02/08/24(Thu)20:26:12 No.458028773 >If you don't mind, i will take 30 seconds or minute to give you short history lesson >proceeds to talk for 30 minutes was this a power move?

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Anonymous 275 KB PNG Anonymous 22 KB JPG 02/08/24(Thu)13:54:22 No.666460713 >TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF! 02/08/24(Thu)13:55:28 No.666460798 >PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON!

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: Anonymous (ID: 9eDiNmkY It's so f------ tiresome Hey hello, so I just saw you and... I'M TIRED OF THIS S---! WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THAT? I WILL NEVER GET A GF! 01/31/24(Wed)14:08:38 No.457133741 eww, gross go to hell don't ever talk to me i have a boyfriend you're a misogynist! no wonder no girl like you that's not the attitude, incel You WILL leave your job You WILL abandon your friends and family You WILL go back to school and sign up for meaningless classes You WILL find your gf at Uni ONLY You WILL be in debt with a gf and be happy [BLOCKED] you're just bitter not all women are like that 1705220752029872.jpg 168 KB JPG MERSY STAN [GHOSTED] >Anon you're too fit for your height >Anon women don't care about looks THIS x1.000 TIMES DUDE, JUST KEEP TRYING. IT'S REALLY EASY TO MEET GIRLS. YOU'LL FIND ONE SOMEDAY. have you tried Tinder? There are many girls there >Anon you can't expect women to approach you; you need to talk to women >Anon you can't cold approach, that's creepy. >Also if you're a chad women will approach you lol >Anon you need to work out and get fit, height doesn't matter >Anon you need to mew >Lol anon all you need to do is shower and smell nice It's so f------ tiresome. No matter what you do there's always another issue and nobody can have an honest f------ conversation with you.

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: Anonymous 02/07/24(Wed)19:27:46 No.193478799 Trudeau.png 655 KB PNG >Wore blackface so many times he can't even keep track >Chills with nazi veterans >Strongman who silences his opponents and freezes their finances >Mocks other cultures by dressing up as caricatures of them >Legalized MAID which provides troons with a legal way to ack themselves >Increases the level of homophobia in Canada by importing hordes of Muslims >And to balance the aforementioned point out, redpills the whites by allowing 3rd world Arab and Indian hordes to swarm the country If a secret recording was leaked showing that Trudeau is actually a secret chud who was playing 4d chess all along to redpill Canada, what would be your reaction?

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