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THE BBEG HAVING BEEN STRUCK WITH A VORPAL CRIT SMITE ON TURN 1 PHASE 2 WITH MYTHICAL ACTIONS AND IMMUNITY TO SMITES COMMENCES

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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