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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Honestly, the crowbar should be used as a weapon more often in D&D | /r/dndmemes

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It's pretty darn effective though | /r/dndmemes

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Helpful is a subjectively relative term. | /r/dndmemes

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