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This is my world. Full of monsters, NPCs and loot What's that shadowy place over there? I haven't come up with that yet

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Helpful is a subjectively relative term. | /r/dndmemes

helpful Magic Items 2 @Bardic_Tales 1. Simpleton's Stone: Once a day this stone can turn a gold piece into a copper piece. 2. Wand of Lightening: The target loses their appetite. 3. Auto Biography: This journal magically records the events of the day from it's perspective; not many events are relevant to a book. 4. Axe of Green Enchantment: It's green. Magically green. 5. Potion of Hydration: The drinker's thirst is quenched. 6. Trousers of Invisibility: Only the trousers turn invisible. 7. Ring of Falling Feathers: Summons 2d12 feathers in a 10ft cube around the wearer whenever they fall more than 10ft. 8. Ring of the Courtesan: When worn this ring turns the wearer's clothes into lingerie. 9. Bag of Scolding: This sentient bag regularly berates whoever possesses it for their poor decisions. 10. Gloves of Handedness: When worn this pair of gloves swaps the wearers dominant hand. 11. Sword of Remorse: This sentient sword regrets every being it has ever harmed and cries loudly when unsheathed. 12. Deck of Many Kings: The top card of this deck is always a king, making up bizarre new suits if more than 4 cards are drawn from the top. 13. Dagger of Dullness: Goes blunt 1 minute after sharpening 14. Helm of Mind Projection: Loudly vocalises the wearers thoughts; requires attunement. 15. Unsavoury Flask: Fluid stored in this flask loses all hydrating properties. 16. Snitching Ring: Screams if the wearer tries to steal; once worn it cannot be removed. 17. Perfume of Repulsion: Foul smelling to all but the wearer, who cannot be convinced of its stench. 18. Shrodinger's Box: Any object stored within this box are turned invisible while the lid is closed. 19. Wand of Bootlegging: Once a day this wand can make an extremely poor quality copy of one object no larger than a 1ft cube. 20. Block Eternal of Cold: An ice cube that never melts.

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It was fun while it lasted , but I’m retconning that ruling before next session . | /r/dndmemes

My familiar is an arctic skunk, capable of casting the spell stink cloud. Thus making it a spellcaster. The staff of power only requires attunement by a spellcaster, so I give my staff of power to my skunk imgflip.com Me (the dm) last session if I wasn't an idiot NAH

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See sand, make castles... | /r/dndmemes

To you this is just a picture of some beach erosion you saw on the news. To me it's the beginning of an epic 2 year long D&D campaign. 0

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Coverage is important. | /r/dndmemes

No Cover 1/4 Cover 1/2 Cover 3/4 Cover Full Cover You Cannot be Detected by Divination Magic You're Rolling for a Strength Contest to Shove You take 3d10 force damage and are shunted to the nearest open space

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Can dragons use disguise self? | /r/dndmemes

TRAVELER 工 Ask you! 问 no HAVE you SEE THE DRAGON? 筒

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My first dnd session went pretty well | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic My nat 20 word of radiance Friends The tiefling family wanting to steal our McGuffin

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WotC absolutely is in Satan's camp though | /r/dndmemes

At the weekly game... What?!? You can't kill my charatcter! Oh no! (Aw crap. What can I do? Hal yes, Dave... Fudge the Roll! Satan approves! I'm sorry, Eric, you're down to just 3 hps, one more hit and he's gone. ( ( It is the correct choice!!!! That's how Satanists play. Dave, listen whatever you're thinking, don't do it! It's not worth your soul! Wha- how did you... I mean I was going to fudge for you. SIL B I don't want to hurt Eric's feelings though... Outside Don't read this part. Trust me! I just rolled a crit with have fun and the drow!!! enjoy himself. But if I fudge the rules Satan is rollin' Nat 20s. Let us make a Satanic sacrifice on the game table SPECIA TO SATAN!!! Meow! When you play by the established WOTC rules, Jesus is in your dice. Ay This is what Satan DOESN'T want you to read. Rules make the game fun. DMing makes you responsible. DMing is the call to Riteousness and faith in God and His d20. (See John 14.6.) Dave! This isn't right. I've been playing Zarak for two years! If your NPC drow kills him it's going to be totally AWFUL! Jesus died for you. WOTC understands that. Do you? I'm so tom. On one hand I want Eric to On the other... well...I guess it wouldn't hurt to FUDGE THE ROLL For me? No way! Dave, it's not worth it! ARGH! Foiled again! No EPs for this adventure!!! When you fudge die rolls, you're DMing for Satan! I don't care how high your Dex is. YOU DIE. Gasp! In fact, Satan and those who play at HIS table have NO respect for rules!!! Yes. A Rules fudging opens the door to Satan and his wicked ways. One day it's die roll the next your eating baby flesh pies while having sex with male wombats. Jesus is the ONLY way to game!!! Satan hates RPGA approved gameplay and rules awareness. And he writes most third party material too I'll bet! I see it clearly now. God gave his only son that you may have eternal life. The least you can do is let the dice fall where he wants them, you little bastards. Rules are always THE correct choice. Let only the riteous drink mountain dew at My table. (1 Cor. 15:3-4)

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All Typos | /r/dndmemes

THE GNOME DEPOT TheGnome Depot @TheGnome Depot A baird, a rouge and a palacin enter a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your typos here!" made with mematic

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Good luck on that roll | /r/dndmemes

The Bard Unspeakable eldritch horrors beyond comprehension

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Our battle will be legandary! | /r/dndmemes

Final boss I've always wanted to try this Cool legendary weapon I've been saving Even I don't know what it does Posted in r/marvelmemes reddit

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Totally original campaign idea number 73622688 | /r/dndmemes

I'll have a a gritty campaign where a tyrannical government outlawed magic and were some races/species t are discriminated against for either being too magical or not human enough PE How original Daring today, aren't we

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Straight outta Lantan. | /r/dndmemes

kobolds be seeing you pull out a holy weapon of Gond and say "he hath not the skill to wield a blade"

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