WotC absolutely is in Satan's camp though | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

At the weekly game... What?!? You can't kill my charatcter! Oh no! (Aw crap. What can I do? Hal yes, Dave... Fudge the Roll! Satan approves! I'm sorry, Eric, you're down to just 3 hps, one more hit and he's gone. ( ( It is the correct choice!!!! That's how Satanists play. Dave, listen whatever you're thinking, don't do it! It's not worth your soul! Wha- how did you... I mean I was going to fudge for you. SIL B I don't want to hurt Eric's feelings though... Outside Don't read this part. Trust me! I just rolled a crit with have fun and the drow!!! enjoy himself. But if I fudge the rules Satan is rollin' Nat 20s. Let us make a Satanic sacrifice on the game table SPECIA TO SATAN!!! Meow! When you play by the established WOTC rules, Jesus is in your dice. Ay This is what Satan DOESN'T want you to read. Rules make the game fun. DMing makes you responsible. DMing is the call to Riteousness and faith in God and His d20. (See John 14.6.) Dave! This isn't right. I've been playing Zarak for two years! If your NPC drow kills him it's going to be totally AWFUL! Jesus died for you. WOTC understands that. Do you? I'm so tom. On one hand I want Eric to On the other... well...I guess it wouldn't hurt to FUDGE THE ROLL For me? No way! Dave, it's not worth it! ARGH! Foiled again! No EPs for this adventure!!! When you fudge die rolls, you're DMing for Satan! I don't care how high your Dex is. YOU DIE. Gasp! In fact, Satan and those who play at HIS table have NO respect for rules!!! Yes. A Rules fudging opens the door to Satan and his wicked ways. One day it's die roll the next your eating baby flesh pies while having sex with male wombats. Jesus is the ONLY way to game!!! Satan hates RPGA approved gameplay and rules awareness. And he writes most third party material too I'll bet! I see it clearly now. God gave his only son that you may have eternal life. The least you can do is let the dice fall where he wants them, you little bastards. Rules are always THE correct choice. Let only the riteous drink mountain dew at My table. (1 Cor. 15:3-4)

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