"The tree blinks at you. There's nothing important in the shelves, just mostly children's stories about father winter." "Oh oka- wait what?" | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

DM: You guys enter a room with a spiraling staircase. In the center there is a 100ft tall fir tree, covered in christmas decorations. The- re are also several bodies that look like they were completely cru- shed by an overwhelming force underneath the tree. Players: We ought to be careful, something really strong killed the- se enemies. We should investigate everything really carefully. DM: What do you investigate first? Players: I look at the books on the shelves. DM: The trees giant eyes blink at you. the what

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